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bastard at the market gave me a moldy nectarine, should have checked them all before i left.

 

also someones let their dog shit right in front of my yard.

 

sorry to hear about your dog messiaen. :sad:

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  On 9/14/2013 at 5:20 PM, Hoodie said:

got home, slept for an hour, woke up and puked up my post-drinking quarter pounder with cheese, thought i saw a giant blood clot in the toilet so i tried to pick it up but it was a chunk of undigested brownie. puked some more, then went to bed. had sleep paralysis. woke up with awful intestinal cramping. good god my body is pissed at me. i need to stop leading such an unhealthy lifestyle.

 

damn! partying hard lately.

 

It's alright sometimes but I definitely hate the day after.

 

Sorry to hear you're feeling shitty =(

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

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  On 9/14/2013 at 5:30 AM, ambermonk said:

 

  On 9/14/2013 at 2:25 AM, Frankie5fingers said:

think i ate some bad sushi. i feel horrible.

That sux man. Maybe drink some water to flush it out of your system?

I learned to make my own sushi when I was almost 16, but somehow I lost my appetite for it altogether lately. Kind of ironic, really.

 

yeah, i drank some water with baking soda. spent most my night on the toilet but felt better this morning. still love the stuff though.

 

  On 9/14/2013 at 5:20 PM, Hoodie said:

got home, slept for an hour, woke up and puked up my post-drinking quarter pounder with cheese, thought i saw a giant blood clot in the toilet so i tried to pick it up but it was a chunk of undigested brownie. puked some more, then went to bed. had sleep paralysis. woke up with awful intestinal cramping. good god my body is pissed at me. i need to stop leading such an unhealthy lifestyle.

sorry to hear that hoodie. you definitely one upped my sushi ordeal.

I have to go to an interview in 2 hours and fake that I know quickbooks. lol

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

i'm trying to check my credit report but i keep getting security questions like "our records indicate you may have opened a home loan in 2008" or "you may have an automobile loan on record from March 2012, what is the amount it is for?" but I don't have any home or auto loans and have never gotten these questions before... and of course I keep getting the answers wrong :wtf:

GHOST: have you killed Claudius yet
HAMLET: no
GHOST: why
HAMLET: fuck you is why
im going to the cemetery to touch skulls

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  On 9/14/2013 at 11:39 PM, luke viia said:

i'm trying to check my credit report but i keep getting security questions like "our records indicate you may have opened a home loan in 2008" or "you may have an automobile loan on record from March 2012, what is the amount it is for?" but I don't have any home or auto loans and have never gotten these questions before... and of course I keep getting the answers wrong :wtf:

 

That sounds bad.. Is it possible there was some fraudulent activity under your SIN or SSN or local equivalent? =(

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

not as of the last time I checked, when I joined my current credit union about 4 months ago. I was just checking to see if the stuff I've paid off recently was updated on the report yet. I'm not gonna get too worried until I get a chance to talk to my bank about it - they didn't have to answer any security questions to see the report the last time I was there, so I'll just have them check it again, lol.

 

Experian just told me I "may have opened a home loan in Oct 2001"... I was 15 at the time, lol. I must have a very accurate credit report indeed.

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GHOST: have you killed Claudius yet
HAMLET: no
GHOST: why
HAMLET: fuck you is why
im going to the cemetery to touch skulls

[planet of dinosaurs - the album [bc] [archive]]

  On 9/14/2013 at 11:49 PM, luke viia said:

not since the last time I checked, when I joined my current credit union about 4 months ago. I was just checking to see if the stuff I've paid off recently was updated on the report yet. I'm not gonna get too worried until I get a chance to talk to my bank about it - they didn't have to answer any security questions to see the report the last time I was there, so I'll just have them check it again, lol.

 

At least in Canada (I forget where you live, sorry..?) things stay on your credit report for 3 years even if there is no activity on the file. So an loan even if paid off still affects your credit in that it is calculated towards the total risk of your financial profile.

 

Weird that it's giving you grief though!

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

yeah, the only spooky part is that I've never taken out a home or auto loan, I don't own a home or a car! I was riding the bus and renting in 2008, and I'm riding the bus and renting today. :P

 

also, AT&T has sold a debt I owe them for a second time and the first debt collectors can't say who is in charge of it now so I'm having a weird time trying to pay it off. Ma Bell you cunt, just call me, don't sell my balance.

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GHOST: have you killed Claudius yet
HAMLET: no
GHOST: why
HAMLET: fuck you is why
im going to the cemetery to touch skulls

[planet of dinosaurs - the album [bc] [archive]]

No one seems to give a shit what I post on the internet, at least when I'm sincere. All these "cute" photos on Facecrook are racking up thumbs up like they're going out of style. It's more of a frustration than anything tho.

Then again, it's probably better to be scorned for what you truly believe in than to be praised for what you don't.

 

  On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said:

To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean.

 

  On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said:

you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence

 

woke up this morning to see ants outside my bedroom entrance. bleached the floor and wiped (I hope) all the guys out. It looked like I traced in crumbs a few nights ago when I went out to dinner. Fucking bullshit I HATE ANTS>

  On 9/15/2013 at 3:57 PM, SR4 said:

woke up this morning to see ants outside my bedroom entrance. bleached the floor and wiped (I hope) all the guys out. It looked like I traced in crumbs a few nights ago when I went out to dinner. Fucking bullshit I HATE ANTS>

 

LOL

 

 

i poured dish soap all over the floor...gonna leave it there for a day or two, wipe it up and see if anything else happens. I think I killed the majority of them, and the dish soap "blocks" them from going around to find any other microbes of food that lie around. Washing my bedsheets out of paranoia.

One time in my undergrad dorm, my roommate had friends over for popcorn and a movie. Apparently a piece of the popcorn got lodged into one of my floor speakers and sat there over the spring break. When we returned, I was spending weeks killing ants on my desk with a quarter while trying to write papers. Finally figured out that it was the popcorn, and I ended up having to throw out my speaker because it was so infested.

 

God I fucking hate ants.

thinking of going to put a down payment on one of these bad boys next Saturday but not sure if I want to be broke for a year. But it's just too sexy. I can't resist. =(

 

edit: i'd probably be getting it in blue

 

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  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

  On 9/15/2013 at 8:28 PM, Ceerial said:

I think I just had the most boring and unproductive day of life.

 

were you hung over? I hate when I wake up hungover and next thing I know I didn't do anything all day and it's already time for bed and work the next day.

 

Unproductive, boring... waste of time =(

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

The eustachian tube for my left ear has been playing up and getting airlocked for the last couple of years.

The lead connecting any music playing device to my speakers is on the blink, meaning sometimes I can be a few tracks into an album before I realise I'm not getting all the sound.

On top of this, every now and then my new ipod decides to reset it's volume to the safe limit.

 

I feel all three of these factors are driving me towards some sort of music-based nervous breakdown.

Recovering from surgery fucking sucks.

 

It takes me like a full 2 minutes to get out of bed, I can't shit properly (my body just can't do it), my throat is raw and torn up from the oxygen tube they shoved down it, and I'm missing loads of great local concerts because i can't stand for more than 10 minutes at a time.

 

Oh, and school work is starting to pile up - I won't be back in class for at least another week or so.

 

I know it wasn't that serious a surgery (appendectomy) but still.

(at least I enjoyed my stay in the hospital - life takes a backseat when you're in there, I was pretty relaxed)

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  On 2/24/2014 at 7:54 PM, Rubin Farr said:

Don't forget reverb boxers

 

  On 9/15/2013 at 11:37 PM, yshf said:

Recovering from surgery fucking sucks.

 

It takes me like a full 2 minutes to get out of bed, I can't shit properly (my body just can't do it), my throat is raw and torn up from the oxygen tube they shoved down it, and I'm missing loads of great local concerts because i can't stand for more than 10 minutes at a time.

 

Oh, and school work is starting to pile up - I won't be back in class for at least another week or so.

 

I know it wasn't that serious a surgery (appendectomy) but still.

(at least I enjoyed my stay in the hospital - life takes a backseat when you're in there, I was pretty relaxed)

 

shit sorry to hear that... was your appendix causing you trouble?

 

get better soon...

 

edit: stupid question. of course it was causing you trouble... I've heard appendicitis is pretty painful =(

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  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

  On 9/15/2013 at 11:39 PM, StephenG said:
  On 9/15/2013 at 11:37 PM, yshf said:

Recovering from surgery fucking sucks.

 

It takes me like a full 2 minutes to get out of bed, I can't shit properly (my body just can't do it), my throat is raw and torn up from the oxygen tube they shoved down it, and I'm missing loads of great local concerts because i can't stand for more than 10 minutes at a time.

 

Oh, and school work is starting to pile up - I won't be back in class for at least another week or so.

 

I know it wasn't that serious a surgery (appendectomy) but still.

(at least I enjoyed my stay in the hospital - life takes a backseat when you're in there, I was pretty relaxed)

 

shit sorry to hear that... was your appendix causing you trouble?

 

get better soon...

 

edit: stupid question. of course it was causing you trouble... I've heard appendicitis is pretty painful =(

I also wish you a swift recovery.

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in the process of gauging my ears up a bit (there really not even that stretched yet)... moved up from size 14 to 10s today, my ears are a bit sore.

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