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  On 9/4/2013 at 7:05 PM, luke viia said:
...they seem to associate the litter box with their inability to pee and just start going elsewhere to see if that works better.

Hmm... I wonder if cats would apply this same logic to shitting difficulties and then hold onto that logic long after the problem's been dealt with. My cat didn't shit for maybe three days after we first got him, then took up the habit of shitting anywhere in the bathroom except the litter box(es). At one point he was using the litter box independently about 50% of the time, now he's back to always shitting on the floor unless caught in the act (in which case he begrudgingly wanders over to the litter box to avoid confrontation).

  On 9/4/2013 at 7:05 PM, luke viia said:

lolwtf

 

if it's a dude cat he might have a urinary tract infection, go get him checked out if so. ours almost died last year from something similar and before we took him in, he was trying to piss in all sorts of places (unsuccessfully, mostly) - anywhere but the litter box. they seem to associate the litter box with their inability to pee and just start going elsewhere to see if that works better. anyway good luck cleaning the lunch box.

 

and thanks A/D. Being angry does suck. No doubt we'll both have good places to live again eventually. :flower:

 

yeah you could be right, maybe I should get him checked out.

 

It's still annoying as hell. =(

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

  On 9/2/2013 at 8:30 PM, Danny O Flannagin said:

 

  On 9/1/2013 at 11:06 AM, MadameChaos said:

 

  On 9/1/2013 at 5:50 AM, Danny O Flannagin said:

I wish there were more hours in a day. Really want to intern at this recording studio but i cant do it because I'm working and doing 15 units

Are you really going to turn that down? Cut your hours FFS. Or if it's unpaid interning it doesn't count towards your working hours (especially if you don't tell them).

Well, i havent even been offered the internship. I just heard about it and it said online you're expected to work 12-16 hour days. They basically make you their bitch, and I'd be okay with that to a degree it's just physically impossible for me to do that and school at the same time.

 

can't you do it during the holidays? wtf do they expect people to do?

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The new facebook Scrabble colour scheme is so hideous I think it might actually effect how well I play the game.

 

Also, there's blackberry pie but no ice cream! Sheeeiiiiiiit.

just found out i have mice. they ripped up a sleeping bag and made it into some kind of mouse toilet. A TOILET!!! it's all cleaned and chucked out now. need a cat.

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My cat pissed on my corvette keys this morning.

 

I don't want to rinse them and ruin the fob.. =/

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

  On 9/5/2013 at 4:12 PM, MadameChaos said:

just found out i have mice. they ripped up a sleeping bag and made it into some kind of mouse toilet. A TOILET!!! it's all cleaned and chucked out now. need a cat.

 

But then you'll also have to deal with this:

 

  On 9/5/2013 at 7:09 PM, StephenG said:

My cat pissed on my corvette keys this morning.

 

FWP: it's raining.

fucking work. as in i don't have any. behind on rent, behind on car payment.

trying to save for spending money for trip to Japan...don't want to have to cancel.

fml.

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

  On 9/5/2013 at 8:50 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

 

  On 9/5/2013 at 4:12 PM, MadameChaos said:

just found out i have mice. they ripped up a sleeping bag and made it into some kind of mouse toilet. A TOILET!!! it's all cleaned and chucked out now. need a cat.

 

But then you'll also have to deal with this:

 

  On 9/5/2013 at 7:09 PM, StephenG said:

My cat pissed on my corvette keys this morning.

 

FWP: it's raining.

 

 

It stinks and I don't have a second keyfob... all the car settings are stored in the fob IE seat settings, stereo, etc.

 

I washed it but it smells still. =(

 

She can have my cat for now it's peeing on everything lately.

Madamechaos we've sent our kitty in the post please be nice to him

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

  On 9/4/2013 at 7:05 PM, luke viia said:

lolwtf

 

if it's a dude cat he might have a urinary tract infection, go get him checked out if so. ours almost died last year from something similar and before we took him in, he was trying to piss in all sorts of places (unsuccessfully, mostly) - anywhere but the litter box. they seem to associate the litter box with their inability to pee and just start going elsewhere to see if that works better. anyway good luck cleaning the lunch box.

 

and thanks A/D. Being angry does suck. No doubt we'll both have good places to live again eventually. :flower:

 

So my girlfriend took him to the vet, no UTI. I'm happy he's not sick but at the same time that sucks because that means this is behavioural and we might have a lot more cat piss on our stuff before he calms down.. =(

 

Edit: the vet said she didn't feel any stones or anything but I just found a pool of piss full of blood bigger than the palm of my hand. Now I'm really worried.

Edited by StephenG

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

Anyone else have those nitghts where you're just irritable as hell? Not even sure what my deal is but I've got like no patience tonight, it was terrible when my girlfriend dragged me to Target to pick up some groceries, I wanted to run over everyone in my way with my shopping cart. But it's not like my day has been particularly stressful other than that. I need to grab a beer, and lay on the couch with some BoC or something simillar and relaxing

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  On 9/6/2013 at 4:03 AM, ghOsty said:

Anyone else have those nitghts where you're just irritable as hell? Not even sure what my deal is but I've got like no patience tonight, it was terrible when my girlfriend dragged me to Target to pick up some groceries, I wanted to run over everyone in my way with my shopping cart. But it's not like my day has been particularly stressful other than that. I need to grab a beer, and lay on the couch with some BoC or something simillar and relaxing

 

I'm like that for about a week if I don't drink alcohol. Part of withdrawal innit'??

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

  On 9/6/2013 at 4:43 AM, StephenG said:

 

  On 9/6/2013 at 4:03 AM, ghOsty said:

Anyone else have those nitghts where you're just irritable as hell? Not even sure what my deal is but I've got like no patience tonight, it was terrible when my girlfriend dragged me to Target to pick up some groceries, I wanted to run over everyone in my way with my shopping cart. But it's not like my day has been particularly stressful other than that. I need to grab a beer, and lay on the couch with some BoC or something simillar and relaxing

 

I'm like that for about a week if I don't drink alcohol. Part of withdrawal innit'??

 

I don't really drink often enough to have withdrawl, I'm guessing that although today wasn't particularly stressful it's more buildup of stress and pent-up aggression, I've been a little stressed lately.

  On 9/6/2013 at 6:31 AM, usagi said:

how do you wash a car in the rain?

 

aside from just standing back and doing nothing...

no , it was tough cause they had been outside for a long time, moss and shit :watmm:

  On 9/6/2013 at 4:59 AM, ghOsty said:

 

  On 9/6/2013 at 4:43 AM, StephenG said:

 

  On 9/6/2013 at 4:03 AM, ghOsty said:

Anyone else have those nitghts where you're just irritable as hell? Not even sure what my deal is but I've got like no patience tonight, it was terrible when my girlfriend dragged me to Target to pick up some groceries, I wanted to run over everyone in my way with my shopping cart. But it's not like my day has been particularly stressful other than that. I need to grab a beer, and lay on the couch with some BoC or something simillar and relaxing

 

I'm like that for about a week if I don't drink alcohol. Part of withdrawal innit'??

 

I don't really drink often enough to have withdrawl, I'm guessing that although today wasn't particularly stressful it's more buildup of stress and pent-up aggression, I've been a little stressed lately.

 

 

I'm glad you don't get withdrawal. It's a hell of a time... Sometimes you just need to have an angry day and get it all out of your system. Hopefully your weekend is great! =)

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

I rode into the back of a car on my bike last night. I really smacked it hard and banged my lady bits on the cross bar. Pain.

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I was walking in front of the canabis store that opened up in my neighbourhood.

 

A black man in a fuzzy bee onesie was standing outside it.

 

In case you're having trouble picturing a black man in a fuzzy bee onesie, picture this, but replace the girl with a black man:

 

Animal-Costumes-Bee-Onesie-for-Adults.jp

 

I tried walking past him without making eye contact, not because I was afraid of him, but because I didn't want him to think I was judging him. He walked up to me and said "boo" while making a hocus-pocus movement with his hands and giving me the crazy eye. I jumped a little, and quietly yelped in surprise.

 

I hurried away, not feeling scared of him because he was a black man, but feeling mortified that he might think I'm racist for having jumped.

  On 9/7/2013 at 5:28 AM, Root5 said:

 

Animal-Costumes-Bee-Onesie-for-Adults.jp

 

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(latest Abk FWP: Hiccups)

  On 9/7/2013 at 5:28 AM, Root5 said:

I was walking in front of the canabis store that opened up in my neighbourhood.

 

A black man in a fuzzy bee onesie was standing outside it.

 

In case you're having trouble picturing a black man in a fuzzy bee onesie, picture this, but replace the girl with a black man:

 

 

simpbumblebeeman_f.jpg?w=321

 

I tried walking past him without making eye contact, not because I was afraid of him, but because I didn't want him to think I was judging him. He walked up to me and said "boo" while making a hocus-pocus movement with his hands and giving me the crazy eye. I jumped a little, and quietly yelped in surprise.

 

I hurried away, not feeling scared of him because he was a black man, but feeling mortified that he might think I'm racist for having jumped.

Shit, didn't mean to double quote. Oh well, Friday night. Not like it matters.

 

  On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said:

To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean.

 

  On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said:

you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence

 

Man I forgot about that character.

 

But that's not a onesie, it's not nearly fuzzy enough, and he isn't looking nearly flirty enough.

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