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& a minging Jack Russell who has just dug an almighty hole in the veggie-patch,,,, again - try showering a small dog who hates water while you nurse a recently reconstructed pelvis - sundays a day of rest n'est pas?

 

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  On 3/1/2015 at 2:09 PM, MIXL2 said:

waiting for a girl to answer.

 

not a fwp.

 

I also invited a chick to a date. It was supposed to be on last friday, but she said that her uncle suffered something and all the family would go to see him, lel, so cancelling the date. She said also that "for other day" and that "talk later" and I'm still waiting her to talk to me.

Edited by logakght
  On 3/1/2015 at 10:11 PM, logakght said:

 

  On 3/1/2015 at 2:09 PM, MIXL2 said:

waiting for a girl to answer.

 

not a fwp.

I also invited a chick to a date. It was supposed to be on last friday, but she said that her uncle suffered something and all the family would go to see him, lel, so cancelling the date. She said also that "for other day" and that "talk later" and I'm still waiting her to talk to me.

 

girls are tuff innit

 

oh well, I got time

  On 3/1/2015 at 10:11 PM, logakght said:

 

  On 3/1/2015 at 2:09 PM, MIXL2 said:

waiting for a girl to answer.

 

not a fwp.

 

I also invited a chick to a date. It was supposed to be on last friday, but she said that her uncle suffered something and all the family would go to see him, lel, so cancelling the date. She said also that "for other day" and that "talk later" and I'm still waiting her to talk to me.

 

You should hit her up, its been a few days. don't wait for the girl

  On 3/1/2015 at 10:16 PM, MIXL2 said:

 

  On 3/1/2015 at 10:11 PM, logakght said:

 

  On 3/1/2015 at 2:09 PM, MIXL2 said:

waiting for a girl to answer.

 

not a fwp.

I also invited a chick to a date. It was supposed to be on last friday, but she said that her uncle suffered something and all the family would go to see him, lel, so cancelling the date. She said also that "for other day" and that "talk later" and I'm still waiting her to talk to me.

 

girls are tuff innit

 

oh well, I got time

 

 

She looked quite interested on me, like asking much stuff, but yeah gurls wtf.

  On 3/1/2015 at 10:16 PM, Danny O Flannagin said:

 

  On 3/1/2015 at 10:11 PM, logakght said:

 

  On 3/1/2015 at 2:09 PM, MIXL2 said:

waiting for a girl to answer.

 

not a fwp.

 

I also invited a chick to a date. It was supposed to be on last friday, but she said that her uncle suffered something and all the family would go to see him, lel, so cancelling the date. She said also that "for other day" and that "talk later" and I'm still waiting her to talk to me.

 

You should hit her up, its been a few days. don't wait for the girl

 

 

you think so? I told her to say me which day (the date) tho, that's what I'm waiting.

  On 3/1/2015 at 10:20 PM, logakght said:

 

  On 3/1/2015 at 10:16 PM, MIXL2 said:

 

  On 3/1/2015 at 10:11 PM, logakght said:

 

  On 3/1/2015 at 2:09 PM, MIXL2 said:

waiting for a girl to answer.

 

not a fwp.

I also invited a chick to a date. It was supposed to be on last friday, but she said that her uncle suffered something and all the family would go to see him, lel, so cancelling the date. She said also that "for other day" and that "talk later" and I'm still waiting her to talk to me.

 

girls are tuff innit

 

oh well, I got time

 

She looked quite interested on me, like asking much stuff, but yeah gurls wtf.

  On 3/1/2015 at 10:16 PM, Danny O Flannagin said:

 

  On 3/1/2015 at 10:11 PM, logakght said:

 

  On 3/1/2015 at 2:09 PM, MIXL2 said:

waiting for a girl to answer.

 

not a fwp.

I also invited a chick to a date. It was supposed to be on last friday, but she said that her uncle suffered something and all the family would go to see him, lel, so cancelling the date. She said also that "for other day" and that "talk later" and I'm still waiting her to talk to me.

 

You should hit her up, its been a few days. don't wait for the girl

 

you think so? I told her to say me which day (the date) tho, that's what I'm waiting.

 

yh just go for it

I'm trying to leave Reddit behind because it's full of shitcunts, however this is proving difficult as there isn't any other source of silly videos and cat pictures as plentiful. (that is honestly all I look for there now, as the 'discussion' isn't worth shit, and I believe consuming information that way actually makes you dumber.)

 

in its defense, there are probably some great niche subreddits with a more diverse userbase that aren't tainted by the obnoxious all-pervasive American white sheltered middle-class gaming pot-smoking dank-meme'ing pseudointellectual anti-theist college kid attitude, but they're hard to find.

 

to ma white yankee wattum breddas, don't take offense, I love (most of) you, but that is the dominant demographic on that patch of internets and they fuck it up for everyone else.

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

  On 3/2/2015 at 6:01 AM, usagi said:

I'm trying to leave Reddit behind because it's full of shitcunts, however this is proving difficult as there isn't any other source of silly videos and cat pictures as plentiful. (that is honestly all I look for there now, as the 'discussion' isn't worth shit, and I believe consuming information that way actually makes you dumber.)

 

in its defense, there are probably some great niche subreddits with a more diverse userbase that aren't tainted by the obnoxious all-pervasive American white sheltered middle-class gaming pot-smoking dank-meme'ing pseudointellectual anti-theist college kid attitude, but they're hard to find.

 

to ma white yankee wattum breddas, don't take offense, I love (most of) you, but that is the dominant demographic on that patch of internets and they fuck it up for everyone else.

HAHAHA, thats reddit to a tee

 

edit: shit, that's me... :unsure:

Edited by Danny O Flannagin
  On 3/2/2015 at 6:14 AM, doublename said:

I've only just ventured beyond the porn subs of Reddit. I'm not sure if I'll end up regretting it.

 

oh yeah, the bums subreddit is good.

 

I would advise against using Reddit for anything other than your fix of boners or lols. I would especially avoid reading any comments, as, thanks to the voting system, the discussion threads tend to become cancerous closed-feedback loops full of clueless children who hold very strong opinions about things they know nothing about/have never experienced. lots of insubstantial anecdotal justifying of said opinons. lots of bullshit anecdotes, even. plus a healthy dose of soft racism and privilege taken for granted. (I recall one of the top-voted threads in a topic about travel being centred on the question of "how do I get women from country x to sleep with me?")

 

even if you were to stick to just browsing links and avoiding user discussion, a) the upvote-driven popularity contest of opinions ensures you only see topics that further the circlejerk, and b) I honestly believe consuming information in this way - through this noncommittal medium, casually, rapidly, without time to really digest the subject matter before moving on to the next topic - does you more harm than good. it's just noise. proteck ya brain, mayne.

 

  On 3/2/2015 at 6:32 AM, Danny O Flannagin said:

edit: shit, that's me... :unsure:

 

you're a fucking WATMMer. don't you forget that.

 

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  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

  On 3/2/2015 at 7:52 AM, usagi said:
I honestly believe consuming information in this way - through this noncommittal medium, casually, rapidly, without time to really digest the subject matter before moving on to the next topic - does you more harm than good. it's just noise. proteck ya brain, mayne.

 

I thought I was actually gaining knowledge from reddit, but then I realized I couldn't talk about anything I read there because in the end, as you said, you consume so many information that none of it is actually retained

My wife tried to filter warm water from the tap in our brita pitcher. What the fuck kind of monster did I marry?

Edited by baph
  On 3/2/2015 at 7:52 AM, usagi said:

 

oh yeah, the bums subreddit is good.

 

I would advise against using Reddit for anything other than your fix of boners or lols. I would especially avoid reading any comments, as, thanks to the voting system, the discussion threads tend to become cancerous closed-feedback loops full of clueless children who hold very strong opinions about things they know nothing about/have never experienced. lots of insubstantial anecdotal justifying of said opinons. lots of bullshit anecdotes, even. plus a healthy dose of soft racism and privilege taken for granted. (I recall one of the top-voted threads in a topic about travel being centred on the question of "how do I get women from country x to sleep with me?")

 

even if you were to stick to just browsing links and avoiding user discussion, a) the upvote-driven popularity contest of opinions ensures you only see topics that further the circlejerk, and b) I honestly believe consuming information in this way - through this noncommittal medium, casually, rapidly, without time to really digest the subject matter before moving on to the next topic - does you more harm than good. it's just noise. proteck ya brain, mayne.

 

 

 

 

this is so so true, the voting system that reddit implements everywhere is just a cancer for attaining actual knowledge and having a productive argument. it feels nice getting the spotlight if you hit the g-spot of the circlejerk and get your bulk of upvotes, but on the second thought it's all just vapidness that gives you very little of essence. its whole system is designed to disproportionally reward the most popular and consensual and to remove dissenting/obscure/extreme/minority opinions from sight, this is something that dulls things very quickly in almost every active reddit.

Good lord that page: Today I Learned, is essentially people just people posting random wikipedia links. What kind of fucking knowledge is that? Trivial Pursuit/pub quiz enthusiasts must love it I guess?

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

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Not really a problem. In fact it was fhilarious when it first came to me: I have these old c cassette where are buch of cheesy music for kids. I use them for recording some of my 'jams'. Soo I recorded something and listen what I did. I keep playing that casette in the end of my recording and soon after it some bright and happy song started playing. Haha it was stunning change. But it fitted in there 100%.

  On 3/2/2015 at 9:00 PM, baph said:

My wife tried to filter warm water from the tap in our brita pitcher. What the fuck kind of monster did I marry?

 

Get out while you can, bruh.

  On 3/2/2015 at 9:41 PM, eugene said:

its whole system is designed to disproportionally reward the most popular and consensual and to remove dissenting/obscure/extreme/minority opinions from sight...

 

you could sort by "controversial", but nobody does that. Redditors would rather just upvote the hilarious string of puns right at the top of every topic. upvote whoring just fucks everything up. there was a time when, whenever school holidays or whatever rolled around, the entire frontpage would be full of just AdviceAnimals. like every post on the first two pages. it got so bad that I think admin intervened and clamped down on it.

 

kids needa understand, voting is not always the ideal way to go about things.

 

  On 3/2/2015 at 10:23 PM, chenGOD said:

Good lord that page: Today I Learned, is essentially people just people posting random wikipedia links. What kind of fucking knowledge is that? Trivial Pursuit/pub quiz enthusiasts must love it I guess?

 

to be fair, TIL is pretty much trivia, there are other far better sources of knowledge on Reddit, like /r/askscience which is usually decent and has comments from qualified (I hope) professionals in the fields relevant to the topic being discussed. but again, a lot of it just disappears from mind as soon as you click on the next topic, hardly any of it is retained. not by me, anyway. I can't recall a single thing I picked up from reading that subreddit, although I do recall appreciating it.

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

I just need to finish these last chapters of my fucking thesis, but I'm stuck, it's like my main question is the wrong one, I'm looking at things from the wrong angle, but I can't really change my course anymore

 

I feel like I'm so bad at this shit. Writing this stuff all feels so redundant, which doesnt help. my life has been revolving around this shit for almost a year now it's driving me crazy

  On 3/2/2015 at 9:00 PM, baph said:

My wife tried to filter warm water from the tap in our brita pitcher. What the fuck kind of monster did I marry?

 

is it above 38 degrees? if not calm your tits dollsnatch

 

"Hot water: Don’t filter water that is over 100°F/38°C. Hot water may release some contaminants that could be found in your tap water. Also, running hot water through the unit can severely diminish the system’s filtration abilities. If this happens, you should replace your Brita® faucet filter to ensure you enjoy all of Brita®’s filtration benefits." http://m.brita.com/product-care

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I have 2 projects I want to do:

 

  1. A "visual novel" RPG style, like To The Moon, with Python (for a class).
  2. 3 stories about ghosts or fantastical shit for a contest about it.

 

I have until April. I'm starting to feel a bit stressed. And the shitiest part is that those are only important to me.

 

This track I'm listening right now defines how I feel atm :~]

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4i-Klr2ea-o

Edited by logakght
  On 3/3/2015 at 6:58 PM, IrisAndTheLens said:

 

  On 3/2/2015 at 9:00 PM, baph said:

My wife tried to filter warm water from the tap in our brita pitcher. What the fuck kind of monster did I marry?

is it above 38 degrees? if not calm your tits dollsnatch

 

"Hot water: Don’t filter water that is over 100°F/38°C. Hot water may release some contaminants that could be found in your tap water. Also, running hot water through the unit can severely diminish the system’s filtration abilities. If this happens, you should replace your Brita faucet filter to ensure you enjoy all of Brita’s filtration benefits." http://m.brita.com/product-care

Yeah, I'd just been washing dishes, or "washing up wiv bleedin fairy liquid or sommat but am I even bovvered" as you say, so it was probably above 40 C. Edited by baph

I cannot sleep in past 7am even if out drinking moderately until late. The fucked up part that's a little bittersweet, I wake up feeling not tired at all but gain no pleasure from sleep and really intense dreams to sometimes lucid dreaming. I cannot remember the last stretch of time I was happy with my sleep quality until lately, but I really can't complain. Although sleeping does nothing for me anymore in the "ahh, relaxation" way, I feel like I'm very well rested off 5-7 hours of sleep and wake up really early for no reason.

 

I am a month into the healing process of a septoplasty, sinuplasty and turbinate reduction and am breathing out of my nose like a normal person for the first time in years... My right nostril/airway used to be 25% open at max and I had an enlarged and inflamed sinus filled with horrible things and opening from my maxillary sinus that they took down by a decent amount of size by opening the sinus more

 

I feel like the two are related, and I know sleep is very heavily impacted by breathing, but it's just a very foreign and odd problem and it's making me lose track of my horse bets at the horse track. I've lost two monocles already, I simply must stop being so worried about my sleep for odd reasons

 

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1stworldlife

"You could always do a Thoreau and walden your ass into a forest." - chenGOD

 

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so fucking bored.

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

worked hard all day and at the end one of my bosses got on my case for some stupid shit. I feel extraordinarily low down about it for some reason. I just wanna be good at my job. oh well.

GHOST: have you killed Claudius yet
HAMLET: no
GHOST: why
HAMLET: fuck you is why
im going to the cemetery to touch skulls

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