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  On 3/7/2015 at 3:11 AM, baph said:

 

  On 3/6/2015 at 10:20 PM, cwmbrancity said:

oh i got u there Schlitz

 

try being stuck in about foot-cubed's worth of crumpled, mangled flame-lit car for nearly 3hrs after a blow-out @ 80mph with both of your femurs forced out of your pelvis (leading to pelvis/hips fracturing into various pieces n sherds), with both femurs subsequently forced out & up into your rib cage lacerating internal organs.....add wonky breaks to tib/fib in both lower legs, dislocated knees (MRI's pending), dislocated ankle madness, compressed cheekbone, severe facial lacerations (100+ stitches, no exaggeration and the after effects take some getting used to), mega concussion and right when you think you cant handle another second the paramedics give you i.v. ketamine so instead of the pain stopping you just end up in an alternate reality IN MIND-BENDING AGONY

 

ps: those mechanical sheers the fire-service use to cut through metal are like summat out of a David Cronenberg nightmare

 

Jesus Tapdancing Fuckbeans

 

 

Fucking Hell

"Whoa! Check it out! RO-BIGH-DUHS!"

sigh.. "That's Ribena.."

  On 3/9/2015 at 5:54 AM, melancholera said:

Daylight savings time.

Ugh it's brutal right now.

Lost an hour of sleep yesterday, have to get up early as shit tomorrow, and it's 1 am and I can't sleep at all; thanks Obama.

Edited by baph
Both my external harddrives go into sleep mode after only +-2 minutes and it's getting really annoying. For example, queueing up tracks in Traktor takes 10+ seconds now because the entire drive has to start up again, all while Traktor just freezes.


I tried looking for a solution online and found out this is really common among Windows 8.1 users. Why isn't there a bug fix for this yet?!

33"x34" is a rare pant size. 32"x34" seems to be common but I would have to have one of those Korean plastic surgeons shave a little off my hip bones to get there.

 

I bought a $75 belt to compensate. First belt I can remember buying.

  On 3/9/2015 at 9:41 PM, azatoth said:

Isn't the sleep setting really easy to set up? It is on Win7.

Yeah, I got it set to 'sleep mode' after an hour of inactivity, but they still turn off after about 2. I tried a lot of other settings too, including messing with regkey but none of it is helping as of yet. Only found some dodgy freeware program that apparently fixes it, but would rather try it without, like Windows issueing an update or something.

  On 3/9/2015 at 10:21 PM, azatoth said:

I wonder if it's to do with the firmware on the HDD. Do they even have it?

Not sure (no firmware afaik)! This was reported for a lot of different external drives iirc, all with Windows 8.1. I used them both with Vista for years and I didn't have the problem then, started right when I got me new lappy. Driving me nuts!

  On 3/9/2015 at 11:02 PM, yek said:

maybe it has to do with daylight savings time :emotawesomepm9:

Hah, that's due for the end of March here, thanks for reminding me so I can mentally prepare that horror. Will try to convince my computers to leave the dark side in the meanwhile.

there are sometimes where I just want to drain the fucking blood out of my body in rage, and there are sometimes that I don't give a fuck. I'm losing it!!! I took an advice here about getting pro help, and I did. Well, sort of. I'm going with my university psychologist, but he only tells me "solutions" I already know and applying... I need druuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggs.....

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  On 3/6/2015 at 10:20 PM, cwmbrancity said:

being stuck in about foot-cubed's worth of crumpled, mangled flame-lit car for nearly 3hrs after a blow-out @ 80mph with both of your femurs forced out of your pelvis (leading to pelvis/hips fracturing into various pieces n sherds), with both femurs subsequently forced out & up into your rib cage lacerating internal organs.....add wonky breaks to tib/fib in both lower legs, dislocated knees (MRI's pending), dislocated ankle madness, compressed cheekbone, severe facial lacerations (100+ stitches, no exaggeration and the after effects take some getting used to), mega concussion and right when you think you cant handle another second the paramedics give you i.v. ketamine so instead of the pain stopping you just end up in an alternate reality IN MIND-BENDING AGONY

 

I want to nominate this for Most IDM 2015, but feel like I shouldn't hijack it without cwmbancity's vote of approval. It would be one hell of a comp. Whattayasay, cwmbancity?

  On 3/10/2015 at 5:35 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

 

  On 3/6/2015 at 10:20 PM, cwmbrancity said:

being stuck in about foot-cubed's worth of crumpled, mangled flame-lit car for nearly 3hrs after a blow-out @ 80mph with both of your femurs forced out of your pelvis (leading to pelvis/hips fracturing into various pieces n sherds), with both femurs subsequently forced out & up into your rib cage lacerating internal organs.....add wonky breaks to tib/fib in both lower legs, dislocated knees (MRI's pending), dislocated ankle madness, compressed cheekbone, severe facial lacerations (100+ stitches, no exaggeration and the after effects take some getting used to), mega concussion and right when you think you cant handle another second the paramedics give you i.v. ketamine so instead of the pain stopping you just end up in an alternate reality IN MIND-BENDING AGONY

 

I want to nominate this for Most IDM 2015, but feel like I shouldn't hijack it without cwmbancity's vote of approval. It would be one hell of a comp. Whattayasay, cwmbancity?

 

YEEESSSS

Windows 7: why the fuck you no save to last location?

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

  On 3/9/2015 at 9:16 AM, baph said:

 

  On 3/9/2015 at 5:54 AM, melancholera said:

Daylight savings time.

Ugh it's brutal right now.

Lost an hour of sleep yesterday, have to get up early as shit tomorrow, and it's 1 am and I can't sleep at all; thanks Obama.

 

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  On 3/10/2015 at 2:25 AM, logakght said:

there are sometimes where I just want to drain the fucking blood out of my body in rage, and there are sometimes that I don't give a fuck. I'm losing it!!! I took an advice here about getting pro help, and I did. Well, sort of. I'm going with my university psychologist, but he only tells me "solutions" I already know and applying... I need druuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggs.....

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7eTQ9VxEC4 reference?

I just wanna go home and play Fallout for hours on end.

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  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

i got some really nice espresso coffee at home, but now i can't drink the crap they sell anywhere out and have had to switch to lattes. curses.

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postal service lost another one of my packages, and once again blamed the loss on thieving neighbors. i was here the day it was allegedly delivered, and it never appeared. the last time this happened they put the blame in the same place...and then the package was returned to the sender two weeks later. ffs people. i want this mailman to speak with me and prove he knows wtf hes doing. im out $75 until this gets resolved. aerrrghhh

GHOST: have you killed Claudius yet
HAMLET: no
GHOST: why
HAMLET: fuck you is why
im going to the cemetery to touch skulls

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