stupid first world problems you're dealing with

constant family drama.

Don't expect the earth from the McMuffin menu in the morning.

Well, this weekend is the one weekend of the year i have to work, pretty much against my will. I couldn't care less about the money, any overtime rate is swiftly deducted by all the taxes so it's not that worthwhile. But the main trouble is the staypuft marshmallow man guy who destroys the toilets in the locker room is back working in the department. I mentioned him a while ago and how his asshole coughs and splutters and sounds like a broken motorbike exhaust, then he leaves without flushing and says 'damn, thats a load off'. Getting changed this morning i heard those motor bike exhaust sounds coming out of the locked cubicle and the heart sank a little, i thought 'oh shit, he's back'. Didn't hang around long enough to confirm my worst fears but at lunchtime a colleague broke the bad news ''Have you seen the toilet next to the shower? Theres a semi-digested stir fry been tipped in it, it's like someones just taken the wok and went splat. May as well seal that door up with a sign saying THIS IS NO LONGER A TOILET. It's been destroyed. Staypuft's back''.

So i'm dealing with that.

you've scarred me, but in a fun way

waiting for monday's Monstrous Psychedelic Bubble ....

http://www.recordstore.co.uk/recordstore/Special-Offers/A-Monstrous-Psychedelic-Bubble-Exploding-In-Your-Mind-The-Wizards-Of-Oz/3N9Y02BQ000

gonna have to boil at the dildofactory all summer, i had to take my holidays in september goddamnit

  On 3/21/2015 at 2:00 AM, cwmbrancity said:

waiting for monday's Monstrous Psychedelic Bubble ....

 

http://www.recordstore.co.uk/recordstore/Special-Offers/A-Monstrous-Psychedelic-Bubble-Exploding-In-Your-Mind-The-Wizards-Of-Oz/3N9Y02BQ000

More of a bewilderment than a problem, but all the sudden there's like five "byebye WATMM" threads. I just think it's kinda lol wtf.
Bet Joyrex is gonna need lots of coffee next Monday morning.

EDIT: Disregard, looks like a sweep's been made.

Wtf indeed

Led Zeppelin's Physical Graffiti isn't quite loud enough for me to enjoy properly on my ipod.

the retired widower next door is mowing his lawn in the dark @ nearly 9pm on a sunday night

i gotta get this bloke stoned

  On 3/20/2015 at 11:19 AM, usagi said:

constant family drama.

just shaved my beard off completely. i'm looking for a job and want to look not so beardy... probably been like 10 years since i've shaved.

My older brother has just proposed to his girlfriend, who has accepted. I hope he is happy and is nice to her, because he was total shit to me throughout my childhood, a childhood I have no nostalgia for.

I forsee lots of drama in the coming months. It doesn't help our side of the family is pretty much broken up: her side of the church will be packed, my side will be nearly empty. Oh, and I forsee a lot of questions at the wedding about where is my partner, one I don't have nor intend to get any time soon. Should be fun!

edit: goddamnit why do I always get first post on a new page >__<

I can't dance. I couln't dance to save my life. Basic dancing skills + enough alcohol would make nights out slightly enjoyable at least. But I can't get past the self-consciousness. I might just carefully plan nights out so I can sneakily avoid dancing. It doesn't help that the music I'm supposed to dance to is not enjoyable to me at all.

Sleep problems. Given how there's medical claims that insufficient sleep leads to memory loss, obesity, and cardiac arrhythmia, I probably shouldn't allow this to persist for too long.

Then again maybe I need to quit drinking coffee at night.

  On 3/25/2015 at 10:48 PM, Bechuga said:

My older brother has just proposed to his girlfriend, who has accepted. I hope he is happy and is nice to her, because he was total shit to me throughout my childhood, a childhood I have no nostalgia for.

 

I forsee lots of drama in the coming months. It doesn't help our side of the family is pretty much broken up: her side of the church will be packed, my side will be nearly empty. Oh, and I forsee a lot of questions at the wedding about where is my partner, one I don't have nor intend to get any time soon. Should be fun!

 

edit: goddamnit why do I always get first post on a new page >__<

youre the one

  On 3/26/2015 at 3:16 PM, ambermonk said:

Sleep problems. Given how there's medical claims that insufficient sleep leads to memory loss, obesity, and cardiac arrhythmia, I probably shouldn't allow this to persist for too long.

 

Then again maybe I need to quit drinking coffee at night.

lol stop drinking coffee at night dude. switch to a caffeine free herbal tea. chamomile is your friend

students who plagiarize from wikipedia despite knowing the digi-checks done, then get their millionaire parents in to petition discuss reversing such a decision on their failed abortion's blatant stupidity

  On 3/26/2015 at 5:38 PM, baph said:

 

  On 3/26/2015 at 3:16 PM, ambermonk said:

Sleep problems. Given how there's medical claims that insufficient sleep leads to memory loss, obesity, and cardiac arrhythmia, I probably shouldn't allow this to persist for too long.

 

Then again maybe I need to quit drinking coffee at night.

 

lol stop drinking coffee at night dude. switch to a caffeine free herbal tea. chamomile is your friend

 

Yeah chamomile is pretty much a natural sedative innit. I didn't even stay up late last night though - just ended up waking up @ 4 AM and messed around til I got sleepy again. At least I'm not back to work til tomorrow.

Supposedly it's actually more natural to wake up for a little while, do some thangs, and then go back to sleep; that used to be the historical norm, but now we only allow for, say, an 8 hour block total before having to start the next day. Everything's fucked.

  On 3/26/2015 at 7:30 PM, baph said:

Supposedly it's actually more natural to wake up for a little while, do some thangs, and then go back to sleep; that used to be the historical norm, but now we only allow for, say, an 8 hour block total before having to start the next day. Everything's fucked.

I wish there were like an hour-long window in our work shifts to take a brief snooze right after lunch, or mid-afternoon. That would be nice.

Another sudden FWP: I accidentally dropped my cordless mouse into a glass of cranberry juice and now it doesn't work properly. FUCK.

Oh well. A replacement shouldn't be too expensive.

Fucked up big time at my competitive exam today. I just don't know what to do with myself.

In a rut so deep even James Cameron couldn't find me

i bought some bitcoins and haven't even received them in my wallet yet (have to wait 4-5 more days) and their value is swinging wildly! i lost $3 USD in the first 24 hours of purchasing them. but some day will be my day and this bitcoin will make me rich!

  On 3/29/2015 at 3:28 AM, fiznuthian said:

i bought some bitcoins and haven't even received them in my wallet yet (have to wait 4-5 more days) and their value is swinging wildly! i lost $3 USD in the first 24 hours of purchasing them. but some day will be my day and this bitcoin will make me rich!

Pre-silk road bitcoins were where it was at. I sold my small amount that I gathered from online trading for waaaay more than they were worth to stupid kids using silk road.

Thanks internet. Good luck in your money-making quest my brother.