stupid first world problems you're dealing with

friggin hate it when people walk into my room when i'm in the middle of recording a live take, fffffffuuu, cmon girl, you know better than to do that to me!!

it's raining. i used to love rain, well I love it, but not in the place I live...

I've fallen face first into reddit's Anxiety/depression subs and can't pull myself out. FFS

1. Boring posts on FB get a bunch of likes, and I feel obligated to "like" it too, but I give too little of a shit to do so. Either that or I'm a misanthropic cunt.

2. Vanuatu just got hit hard by a hurricane, but I'm too poor to make any substantial contribution. If I were a rich motherfucker, I guarantee I'd donate most of my scratch to charity. I couldn't care less about gold-diggin' hoes looking for sugar daddies.

  On 3/15/2015 at 1:50 AM, luke viia said:

friggin hate it when people walk into my room when i'm in the middle of recording a live take, fffffffuuu, cmon girl, you know better than to do that to me!!

I almost thought you were gonna say something else instead of recording, but disregard.

Also just saw a photo posted on FB thru Instagram of two custom donuts - one designed like a bear and another designed like a chicken.

When I see stupid kawaii crap posted like that I start to prefer a lead pipe upside my head.

  On 3/15/2015 at 5:06 AM, ambermonk said:

  On 3/15/2015 at 1:50 AM, luke viia said:

friggin hate it when people walk into my room when i'm in the middle of recording a live take, fffffffuuu, cmon girl, you know better than to do that to me!!

I almost thought you were gonna say something else instead of recording, but disregard.

luke is a pious man, I don't know why you would make such assertions.

Indeed he is a gentleman. I think I'm just out of my element right now, apologies

Got some issues with writer's block and procrastination recently. Been trying to force it but that doesn't help much

My shit (literally) has been fucked up for 3 days. It started after eating substandard pizza on Thursday. Been googling my symptoms and fortunately it doesn't seem like anything serious. Annoying though. Might go to the doc tomorrow anyway to make sure it's not gall stones or appendicitis or something serious like that.

  On 3/16/2015 at 2:56 AM, sweepstakes said:

My shit (literally) has been fucked up for 3 days. It started after eating substandard pizza on Thursday. Been googling my symptoms and fortunately it doesn't seem like anything serious. Annoying though. Might go to the doc tomorrow anyway to make sure it's not gall stones or appendicitis or something serious like that.

"Fucked up" how?

Intermittent abdominal pain, then stomach rumbles, then I have to make a mad dash to the can. Friday sucked, yesterday was OK, today might have been worse than Friday.

  On 3/16/2015 at 3:28 AM, sweepstakes said:

Intermittent abdominal pain, then stomach rumbles, then I have to make a mad dash to the can. Friday sucked, yesterday was OK, today might have been worse than Friday.

Do you drink a lot?

If you've been on a binge it can affect your intestines ability to absorb water. The result is exactly the symptoms you've described (I know, I've been there).

sounds like you just ate some shitty food and your system is working it out.

Drink lots of water. Preferably water of known microbiological provenance.

  On 3/16/2015 at 3:32 AM, StephenG said:

 

  On 3/16/2015 at 3:28 AM, sweepstakes said:

Intermittent abdominal pain, then stomach rumbles, then I have to make a mad dash to the can. Friday sucked, yesterday was OK, today might have been worse than Friday.

Do you drink a lot?

 

If you've been on a binge it can affect your intestines ability to absorb water. The result is exactly the symptoms you've described (I know, I've been there).

Actually don't drink much but when I do, I usually overdo it. Last drink I had was the day before symptoms started and I specifically remember having one tall can of beer and nothing else, for the entire week in fact. I did read that drinking is the most common cause of this though.

I still think it was the pizza. My wife was feeling crappy the next morning too but she was fine after that.

Yeah I think I just need more water. Thanks guys.

the girl behind me at work's laugh sounds like agonal respiration.

as a result every time she laughs i feel a pang of panic.

i wish she would shut the fuck up.

  On 3/16/2015 at 4:50 AM, sweepstakes said:

 

  On 3/16/2015 at 3:32 AM, StephenG said:

 

  On 3/16/2015 at 3:28 AM, sweepstakes said:

Intermittent abdominal pain, then stomach rumbles, then I have to make a mad dash to the can. Friday sucked, yesterday was OK, today might have been worse than Friday.

Do you drink a lot?

 

If you've been on a binge it can affect your intestines ability to absorb water. The result is exactly the symptoms you've described (I know, I've been there).

Actually don't drink much but when I do, I usually overdo it. Last drink I had was the day before symptoms started and I specifically remember having one tall can of beer and nothing else, for the entire week in fact. I did read that drinking is the most common cause of this though.

 

I still think it was the pizza. My wife was feeling crappy the next morning too but she was fine after that.

Yeah I think I just need more water. Thanks guys.

 

How are you feeling today??

The stand for my computer monitor broke. Must have tilted it one too many times. How would I get it sorted. It can somehow rest on it's edge but the viewing angle is problematic. It does have holes on the back for a VESA rack, but those cost money, which I don't have.

My TV broke just outside of its guarantee. Brought it Jan 2014.

Edit: no amount of duct tape can fix it.

missing Maccy D's sausage biscuit & egg off the brekky menu

its like that woman who you know has herpes but you'd still hit it ,,,,,,,, kinda

  On 3/17/2015 at 2:36 PM, IrisAndTheLens said:

the girl behind me at work's laugh sounds like agonal respiration.

 

as a result every time she laughs i feel a pang of panic.

 

i wish she would shut the fuck up.

Begin CPR until respiration returns to normal or

AED arrives: follow instructions on AED

Continue CPR until respiration returns to normal while AED recharges

Continue CPR until help arrives

cwmbrancity's strings of commas as ellipses.

  On 3/20/2015 at 2:34 AM, cwmbrancity said:

missing Maccy D's sausage biscuit & egg off the brekky menu

 

its like that woman who you know has herpes but you'd still hit it ,,,,,,,, kinda

 

 

 

 

 

You can fuck a girl with herpes and not get anything.

Mickey D's will always fuck you over though.