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not really a fwp but surreal...I think I just met John Wickhart from modest mouse and he was homeless and destitute, served in the military for five years, got shot in the back of the head, and his oldest son was shot 17 times over gang shit last year. He first told me he grew up in issaquah and then mentioned being in a band...he coulda been lying but he was really genuine in every other respect, trying to keep his head up and think positive. I bought him some beer and smokes. weird experience :cerious:

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GHOST: have you killed Claudius yet
HAMLET: no
GHOST: why
HAMLET: fuck you is why
im going to the cemetery to touch skulls

[planet of dinosaurs - the album [bc] [archive]]

  On 2/11/2016 at 3:39 AM, logakght said:

i impregnated my gf, jk my dick fell off yesterday

congratulations I guess.

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  On 2/12/2016 at 5:43 PM, delet... said:

 

  On 2/11/2016 at 3:39 AM, logakght said:

i impregnated my gf, jk my dick fell off yesterday

congratulations I guess.

 

tanks

 

 

fwp: i sometimes believe im the only one obsessed with rod modell

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  On 2/12/2016 at 7:17 PM, delet... said:

So this is the third child (that you know about)? heeh E-;

/looks up rod modell

Listened to three songs, could have looped a chord with some randomisation and been more interested.

 

 

 

 

sorree, guess you can remain exclusive in your choice of listening, tee hee.

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My allergies, seem to be kicking in, there's no way this could be a cold, no way dude!!

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Working 12 hours+ shifts seven days a week atm, this will go on for a couple of more weeks

Already starting to feel like zombie

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A rich zombie, sends catalogue of romantic Valentine's Day gifts for the man in your life.

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  On 2/12/2016 at 6:30 PM, logakght said:

 

  On 2/12/2016 at 5:43 PM, delet... said:

 

  On 2/11/2016 at 3:39 AM, logakght said:

i impregnated my gf, jk my dick fell off yesterday

congratulations I guess.

 

tanks

 

 

fwp: i sometimes believe im the only one obsessed with rod modell

 

nope, hes a bonafide genius

my computer's fuckin' up. or rather one of the hard drives is. it's slowly dying, can't write anything new to it without failing, and even reading off it is becoming excruciatingly slow/difficult. transfer speeds in the kB/s. I'm trying to copy a bunch of stuff off it before it fails altogether but it's an increasingly uphill battle. also doesn't help when you set up a transfer overnight without locking the screen and your cat tapdances all over the keyboard and hits the Cancel button.

 

help computa.

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

fwp: this ham is huge, 5.2kg. It's going to take 3.5hrs to cook at least.

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

1 sec! Prepping it for the oven.

 

Here.. Doesn't look that big in the picture I guess? Put a 2-6 next to it for comparison. It's about as tall and long as the bottle.

 

Can't wait for that sucker to be cooked. drools*

 

 

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  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

That fucking liquor is the devil man. Hahaha when I tried per your suggestion and made the mistake of not making your citron style vodka - it was straight up like drinking Russian gasoline!

 

That ham looks amazing tho

"You could always do a Thoreau and walden your ass into a forest." - chenGOD

 

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lol!!! What did you do with the spirytus? It's not meant for straight drinking lol.

 

It's good for making compound gin too actually, just add your botanicals and wait. =P

 

 

Will throw a pic up of the ham when cooked ;)

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

  On 2/13/2016 at 7:20 PM, StephenG said:

fwp: this ham is huge, 5.2kg. It's going to take 3.5hrs to cook at least.

Cut it into two pieces, problem solved, you're welcome. pheh.

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lol I guess this all belongs in the FWS thread instead :emotawesomepm9:

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

Some chick I never met before just hit me up on FB and we're agreeing about how we both support Bernie Sanders. I dunno if she's talking politics under the guise of flirting or what, but I am terrible at flirting. I don't even know what the hell to make of this tbh lol

She's cute tho.

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  On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said:

To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean.

 

  On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said:

you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence

 

  On 2/14/2016 at 5:31 AM, very honest said:

send a dick pic

Naw...she just revealed she lost her parents a while back. She seems pretty lonely, poor thing.

 

  On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said:

To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean.

 

  On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said:

you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence

 

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