stupid first world problems you're dealing with

  On 2/16/2016 at 4:01 PM, ThatSpanishGuy said:

 

  On 2/15/2016 at 11:11 PM, ambermonk said:

FROM Tennessee, IN Kenya. There's a difference.

 

 

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There's really no way to whitewash the past three days is there. Unless anybody else has any cheap shots for me, we might as well move on.

That's right. The more awkward and stagnant this thread gets, the better.

I for one welcome our all teneeseeing kanyen overskanks.

  On 2/16/2016 at 6:50 PM, fenton said:

I for one welcome our all teneeseeing kanyen overskanks.

My po' healing crystal thread

Now you'll never know how my evening of healing crystals went.

A lady from Tennessee trying to scam unsuspecting lonely men into buying healing crystals, out of her operation in Kenya. I think we may be on to something.

  On 2/16/2016 at 7:53 PM, hello spiral said:

My po' healing crystal thread

 

Now you'll never know how my evening of healing crystals went.

PMs :D

I want in.

pm if you want to chat

pm if you have any money

I'm doing mix work for this girl, and she sent me literally every vocal take she did to sort through and figure out... there's like 50+ takes, completely unorganized. On the one hand it's cool, because I charge by the hour... but on the other hand it's also totally ridiculous. I'll probably charge a bit less, since she's been really struggling to learn her software and is trying her best.

pm if you just want the gentle touch of gentle, unworked, soft, pink man hands all over your bits.

  On 2/17/2016 at 4:20 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

I'm doing mix work for this girl, and she sent me literally every vocal take she did to sort through and figure out... there's like 50+ takes, completely unorganized. On the one hand it's cool, because I charge by the hour... but on the other hand it's also totally ridiculous. I'll probably charge a bit less, since she's been really struggling to learn her software and is trying her best.

why dont you just tell her to pick her favourite 6 takes?

quickquoting kind of removed the impact of my earlier homoerotic post, i wont lie.

So you're doing a mix job for a female, singing Ulillillia?

i have four cool rocks atm (not calling them crystals no sir no way), used to have more. All of them given to me unexpectedly by friends or found on the ground. Wouldn't pay cash for one, and tbh at this point in my life it's as much "because buying crystals is for new age soccer moms" as "because the cool rock's magic doesn't work if u used the demon cashmoney to obtain it"

filled with a huge wanderlust lately, again. reading moby dick is just feeding it. i wanna be sleeping in a crag over the ocean somewhere, walking 14 hours to get to the next town, tending vegetables on my land, looking for berries in the woods, etc etc. But at the moment it seems winter is this great obstacle, and that for the next 2.5 months i'm stuck trying to make the most of this empty room i sleep in, and the brown-slush streets of montreal

i'm pretty sure i'm being haunted by various ghosts

there's two cats or more living here suddenly that constantly try to hop onto the sofa with me that are made out of steam so they dissolve into nothingness when i look directly at them

and an unhappy soul that lives in the fridge and tries to get out - really weird sometimes the fridge lights up and then there is this noise like padding wet feet

i brought them back from a cemetery i think

they weren't here last week

they're only really about when it's late and i am the only one awake - there can be someone else in the room looking the other way etc

while i know tis is just a psychotic break brought on by recent trauma and sleep deprivation it's making me think are all ghosts psychotics breaks?

so doesn't that mean the ghost is causing the psychotic break? like it's obviously only haunting me not anyone else

and i get a vibe that they're here just to temporarily make me think long and hard, like, don't relax just yet mate there's things to think about that you can't fully comprehend yet

tl;dr mental health issues haunting me in form of steam cats and fridge mosnter

fucking PhD students with no numerical literacy. Fuck the fuck off.

FWP mixed with FWS - FWS is that I'm getting my final medical co-op garden pay-out, which is about enough to buy a new mid-line sedan up front if - ya catch my drift... FWP begins when the person doing the pay-out wants to do it in cash because of possible legal issues. Stupid federal government being all weird about cannabis businesses, on one hand I'd rather not get taxed, but on the other hand, paying in cash and having to deposit money all the time for bills and the like looks weird and I'm not earning it by doing anything that is illegal in my state...

  On 2/17/2016 at 8:33 PM, chenGOD said:

fucking PhD students with no numerical literacy. Fuck the fuck off.

My small brain doesn't understand this...

  On 2/17/2016 at 4:21 AM, messiaen said:

 

  On 2/17/2016 at 4:20 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

I'm doing mix work for this girl, and she sent me literally every vocal take she did to sort through and figure out... there's like 50+ takes, completely unorganized. On the one hand it's cool, because I charge by the hour... but on the other hand it's also totally ridiculous. I'll probably charge a bit less, since she's been really struggling to learn her software and is trying her best.

why dont you just tell her to pick her favourite 6 takes?

There might only be a few good words from each take, and I'm using doubles... so i actually have to sort through several to get a near-passable match, and then pitch shift bits that are still off. I don't think she knows how to make a composite take of best bits, and she mostly likely does not have a very sharp ear. Her tone and singing technique is decent, but her sense of pitch is not accurate at all. So I think I just need to sift through all this stuff. There's no way around it. But they're not 50 takes of the whole song... rather 10 of each verse, 10 of each chorus, and lots of random bits here and there.

  On 2/17/2016 at 8:08 AM, hello spiral said:

So you're doing a mix job for a female, singing Ulillillia?

lol... yeah kind of!

trying to buy a house in Austin, TX

  On 2/17/2016 at 8:33 PM, chenGOD said:

fucking PhD students with no numerical literacy. Fuck the fuck off.

How low does it go ?

  On 2/17/2016 at 8:51 PM, Audioblysk said:

 

  On 2/17/2016 at 8:33 PM, chenGOD said:

fucking PhD students with no numerical literacy. Fuck the fuck off.

 

My small brain doesn't understand this...

I'm sure he has some numerical literacy, it's just that he can't figure out how to do some very basic excel calculations to update our data based off textual analysis from the previous year. I'm like, if I can do it, any fucking monkey can do it.

Well show him the way sensei. Then he'll be a trained monkey and you won't have to worry about it any more.

traffic wardens/rangers/whatever they're called are the most useless cunts in the world. piling one fine on top of another for a single incident, which wasn't causing anyone any harm or inconvenience. it ticked 45 mins past the hour at which the parking zone I'd parked in turned into a taxi zone. not one taxi in sight, nobody fucking needs a taxi at 3pm on a quiet sidestreet let alone an entire cab rank in this bitch. I end up with a fine for parking in a taxi zone, plus another fine for "parking longer than permitted". fuck off. what a blatant money grab.