stupid first world problems you're dealing with

I am in urgent need of employment

watmm hire me, I will play with your cats (not CATS)

About to withdraw a five figure sum from my savings leaving me with a single digit sum in my savings

  On 2/19/2016 at 8:48 PM, Bechuga said:

About to withdraw a five figure sum from my savings leaving me with a single digit sum in my savings

Why?

  On 2/19/2016 at 9:08 PM, Squee said:

 

  On 2/19/2016 at 8:48 PM, Bechuga said:

About to withdraw a five figure sum from my savings leaving me with a single digit sum in my savings

Why?

 

Buying a flat, and the money is deposit. The money is being spent on the purpose I saved it for, but still...for it all to go so suddenly...

It's okay for your money to change forms. Mine usually turns into beer.

Don't hire baph, hire me. Rabbits, cats, dogs, fish, hamsters etc.

  On 2/19/2016 at 11:25 PM, doublename said:

Don't hire baph, hire me. Rabbits, cats, dogs, fish, hamsters etc.

How do you feel about weasels?

Of the one eyed variety?

I'm exhausted. Most of the communications I've had with people at work have been through yawns and varied monosyllabic expressions of agreement. I want a god damn vacation. Something with beaches, tropical drinks would be nice. Kill me.

  On 2/19/2016 at 11:57 PM, StephenG said:

 

  On 2/19/2016 at 11:25 PM, doublename said:

Don't hire baph, hire me. Rabbits, cats, dogs, fish, hamsters etc.

How do you feel about weasels?

 

Of the one eyed variety?

 

Is that some sort of fucked up Canadian euphemism for penis?

Not appropriate, you Calgarian bastard.

  On 2/20/2016 at 1:46 AM, Audioblysk said:

I'm exhausted. Most of the communications I've had with people at work have been through yawns and varied monosyllabic expressions of agreement. I want a god damn vacation. Something with beaches, tropical drinks would be nice. Kill me.

 

  On 2/19/2016 at 11:57 PM, StephenG said:

 

  On 2/19/2016 at 11:25 PM, doublename said:

Don't hire baph, hire me. Rabbits, cats, dogs, fish, hamsters etc.

How do you feel about weasels?

 

Of the one eyed variety?

 

 

Is that some sort of fucked up Canadian euphemism for penis?

 

Not appropriate, you Calgarian bastard.

A couple more weeks of this and I'll be handling those too. PM for Snapchat and Kik deets.

  On 2/20/2016 at 1:46 AM, Audioblysk said:

I'm exhausted. Most of the communications I've had with people at work have been through yawns and varied monosyllabic expressions of agreement. I want a god damn vacation. Something with beaches, tropical drinks would be nice. Kill me.

 

  On 2/19/2016 at 11:57 PM, StephenG said:

 

  On 2/19/2016 at 11:25 PM, doublename said:

Don't hire baph, hire me. Rabbits, cats, dogs, fish, hamsters etc.

How do you feel about weasels?

 

Of the one eyed variety?

Is that some sort of fucked up Canadian euphemism for penis?

 

Not appropriate, you Calgarian bastard.

straya

  On 2/20/2016 at 2:10 AM, doublename said:

 

  On 2/20/2016 at 1:46 AM, Audioblysk said:

I'm exhausted. Most of the communications I've had with people at work have been through yawns and varied monosyllabic expressions of agreement. I want a god damn vacation. Something with beaches, tropical drinks would be nice. Kill me.

 

  On 2/19/2016 at 11:57 PM, StephenG said:

 

  On 2/19/2016 at 11:25 PM, doublename said:

Don't hire baph, hire me. Rabbits, cats, dogs, fish, hamsters etc.

How do you feel about weasels?

 

Of the one eyed variety?

 

 

Is that some sort of fucked up Canadian euphemism for penis?

 

Not appropriate, you Calgarian bastard.

 

A couple more weeks of this and I'll be handling those too. PM for Snapchat and Kik deets.

 

Lol nice

But seriously, that was only in jest. Hope I didn't offend. Most of my friends are struggling right now, economy in Alberta is so reliant on oil we're in rough shape.

PM's anyway**

I've been saying Jeb is a mess to myself all day.

also, just when I think I can't scorn Reddit any more than I already do, I see a thread on the frontpage about OMG MY FAVE BAND PENDULUM HAVE REUNITED DAE HEART PANDULUM SICK DNB OMG. fuuuuck offffff.

Had to go pick up kayaks from an outdoor gear outlet today because the guy who ordered them is too lazy to pick them up himself apparently. Plus he seems to take a lot of vacation and will find any way to avoid doing work himself in general. He was probably spoiled as hell growing up. He is also technically a former boss - not a fact I'm proud to admit.

I'm actually in a good mood right now though.

  On 2/13/2016 at 3:04 PM, usagi said:

also doesn't help when you set up a transfer overnight without locking the screen and your cat tapdances all over the keyboard and hits the Cancel button.

You gotta lean the keyboard against the monitor in an upright position

  On 2/20/2016 at 8:34 PM, Terpentintollwut said:

 

  On 2/13/2016 at 3:04 PM, usagi said:

also doesn't help when you set up a transfer overnight without locking the screen and your cat tapdances all over the keyboard and hits the Cancel button.

 

You gotta lean the keyboard against the monitor in an upright position

 

I position my lap top so that the keyboard is underneath the couch, the screen is pressed against it, and a sheet or T-shirt is covering the keyboard. This is usually enough to keep my cat from tearing the keys off, but not always.

  On 2/20/2016 at 3:01 AM, usagi said:

I've been saying Jeb is a mess to myself all day.

 

 

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Jeb is a big fat waste

 

 

also, just when I think I can't scorn Reddit any more than I already do, I see a thread on the frontpage about OMG MY FAVE BAND PENDULUM HAVE REUNITED DAE HEART PANDULUM SICK DNB OMG. fuuuuck offffff.

STOP ENJOYING THINGS

lol

Will try that for my next porno sess and post pics.

nobody is allowed to enjoy Pendulum.

  On 2/20/2016 at 3:01 AM, usagi said:

I've been saying Jeb is a mess to myself all day.

 

 

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Jeb is a big fat waste

 

I fell asleep with these words repeating in my head last night. painful but lolsy

Why the fuck is it so hard to name things? Tracks, software, pets, short stories, characters... And the names seem always so dumb in retrospect.

  On 2/21/2016 at 2:27 PM, mokz said:

Why the fuck is it so hard to name things? Tracks, software, pets, short stories, characters... And the names seem always so dumb in retrospect.

Number them instead. Works especially great with pets.

Lol, I'm not sure I'd want a dog called number two, would remind me of having to pick up after him every day, not to mention calling for him may some how psychically encourage increased passage evacuation, And then imagine the embarassment down the local park having to shout. NUMBA TWO, HIAR BOI.

Other than that I can see the logic despite the pitfalls, I don't have a problem where I am later put off by what I've named things, so I'm all good. And if you think about it, what you named it stands as a testament to the time, where your head was at in its connection to the creative flow., it's kind of part of the act of writing the song.

I was thinking I could name my future pets like Autechre tracks. "Here's my cat IV VV IV VV VIII"

  On 2/21/2016 at 5:55 PM, delet... said:

Lol, I'm not sure I'd want a dog called number two, would remind me of having to pick up after him every day, not to mention calling for him may some how psychically encourage increased passage evacuation, And then imagine the embarassment down the local park having to shout. NUMBA TWO, HIAR BOI.

 

 

Other than that I can see the logic despite the pitfalls, I don't have a problem where I am later put off by what I've named things, so I'm all good. And if you think about it, what you named it stands as a testament to the time, where your head was at in its connection to the creative flow., it's kind of part of the act of writing the song.

I think yelling 'NUMBA TWO, HIAR BOI' outside your front door would be hilarious.

This is fun:

http://www.behindthename.com/random/random.php?number=2&gender=u&surname=&all=yes

I got 'Ekenedilichukwu Rain'

Let your subconscious take care of it maybe. My pre and post sleep thoughts have always helped me a great deal at naming tunes for a release. As for wip names, just use a number and perhaps a theme/series name. For example I'm naming everything "Steakhouse #number" these days.