stupid first world problems you're dealing with

  On 2/24/2016 at 8:54 PM, maitake said:

Yeah it was very awkward at the time. I was at work and received a phone call from my parents telling me that he showed up at their house and told them everything. They actually already knew I had a habit though. My family just kinda went along with it and told me that his family insisted that I leave the apartment and never come back. Was the last I ever heard from him.. never even spoke to me.

 

Needless to say I don't think I can bring myself to apply. Maybe just use this opportunity to rise above and continue studying for my CCNA -> CCNP.

Show up to the interview and put out a blunt in his eye. Then disown him for being blind. Then staple his asshole shut and keep feeding him pot brownies... and again, and again... and again...

And if after all that you still get the job offer just order fake piss online and use that to pass the pre-employment drug test.

But seriously. Is he a mormon?

lol

  On 2/25/2016 at 4:07 PM, Candiru said:

 

  On 2/24/2016 at 8:54 PM, maitake said:

Yeah it was very awkward at the time. I was at work and received a phone call from my parents telling me that he showed up at their house and told them everything. They actually already knew I had a habit though. My family just kinda went along with it and told me that his family insisted that I leave the apartment and never come back. Was the last I ever heard from him.. never even spoke to me.

 

Needless to say I don't think I can bring myself to apply. Maybe just use this opportunity to rise above and continue studying for my CCNA -> CCNP.

 

Show up to the interview and put out a blunt in his eye. Then disown him for being blind. Then staple his asshole shut and keep feeding him pot brownies... and again, and again... and again...

 

And if after all that you still get the job offer just order fake piss online and use that to pass the pre-employment drug test.

 

But seriously. Is he a mormon?

Did he look like this ?

If yes, mormon confirmed.

  On 2/25/2016 at 10:11 AM, usagi said:

Depressio! Shatterer of Dreams, Ruiner of Lives

I know right?

  On 2/25/2016 at 1:47 PM, MDM Chaos said:

Hameron

 

lol

  Quote

 

life is in a constant state of flux and nothing is certain.

  On 2/25/2016 at 1:47 PM, MDM Chaos said:

 

  On 2/25/2016 at 11:08 AM, mcbpete said:

 

  On 2/25/2016 at 9:55 AM, MDM Chaos said:

London has gone to shit since the Tories basically

Is this the strike filled Heath-era 70s Tories, the unemployment filled Thatcher-era 80s Tories, recession filled Major-era 90s Tories, or the pig filled^* Cameron-era 00s Tories ?

 

^*alleged

 

Dave (pig fucker) Hameron mainly. The idea of affordable housing has gone straight down the crapper because he and his posh twat chums haven't a clue.

 

I only just managed to buy a flat in the Midlands. Can't imagine the horror of trying to buy anything in the capital.

Science Babe vs Food Babe (guest appearance by HotForWords aka Word Babe). this is the level of 21st century popular discourse about science and the world.

  On 2/25/2016 at 8:01 PM, baph said:

 

  On 2/25/2016 at 10:11 AM, usagi said:

Depressio! Shatterer of Dreams, Ruiner of Lives

 

I know right?

 

 

Homestaw Wunnew?!

Drank a whole teapot of black tea. Oh god why.

  On 2/26/2016 at 3:48 AM, usagi said:

Science Babe vs Food Babe (guest appearance by HotForWords aka Word Babe). this is the level of 21st century popular discourse about science and the world.

Blame Food Babe and her followers for dumbing down the nutrition and medical debate in the first place. That being said, people calling her out could be a little more creative with their names. I follow Science Babe on Facebook which means I get dozens of "<academic discipline> Babe" profiles coming up on suggested pages, with selfies of spectacled women.

yes, I understand the current negative sentiment against Food Babe by the pitchfork-wielding army of interweb do-gooders, but I'm saying fuck all that. fuck all these internet 'educators'/clickbait whores. if this is what it takes to get people interested in the world around them, then I want off this planet (but what else is new).

abesimpsonyellingatsky.jpg

  On 2/26/2016 at 12:14 PM, usagi said:

yes, I understand the current negative sentiment against Food Babe by the pitchfork-wielding army of interweb do-gooders, but I'm saying fuck all that. fuck all these internet 'educators'/clickbait whores. if this is what it takes to get people interested in the world around them, then I want off this planet (but what else is new).

 

abesimpsonyellingatsky.jpg

If it helps I don't think anything really changed in human civilization for the past few thousand years. Just take comfort in our inevitable end and have a beer or twenty.

I had a very hopeful job interview on Tuesday, where the two interviewers actually spent more time presenting the company, the things I'd do, the tools I'd use, the various benefits of working there, etc than asking me questions. Sounded more like a formality meet up than a "test" to be honest, which I found surprising and confidence-boosting.

Turns out I got the final answer today saying I didn't get the job.

sucks mate. at least you don't work for a hot headed buffoon like i do.

Sorry, mayne. It really is a shit feeling.

  On 2/26/2016 at 5:47 PM, Perezvon said:

I had a very hopeful job interview on Tuesday, where the two interviewers actually spent more time presenting the company, the things I'd do, the tools I'd use, the various benefits of working there, etc than asking me questions. Sounded more like a formality meet up than a "test" to be honest, which I found surprising and confidence-boosting.

 

Turns out I got the final answer today saying I didn't get the job.

Damn. Way to work a guy up for nothing.

Really thought I had this weekend off from work, only to have been called yesterday saying the schedule had been mistyped and was now updated since I was last in the shop (last Sunday). I now am scheduled Fri,Sat,Sun which are my usual shifts so it's nothing out of the ordinary but I was kind of hoping to make use of the weekend off.

  On 2/22/2016 at 1:25 AM, Redruth said:

lolita

remind me to get you a picture of the local pet farm list: they have a guinea pig called lolita!

I would like to join the club of people who've had "Jeb is a mess" stuck in their head; it's been stuck in mine for about two weeks, or since whenever I watched that video on watmm. I'll be walking to work or something and I just hear Donald Trump's voice, laden with crushing finality.

just wait til you start hearing distant prolonged airhorns, then it really gets fun.

or how about a 21-airhorn salute? 0:31

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiAUIM8cw2I

I caught a cold.

/imagines cold getting tortured by squee

/imagines 90% of cold getting edited by Squee

/Cold is now reformed and empowered to preach the word of squee, squee is all, squee is love

/Chen comes in to despute the squee is all comment