stupid first world problems you're dealing with

life going very well feel like it shouldn't.

going to get some therapy see if that makes everything worse

I'm drunk

I wrote ghost rhymes for my work friend

  On 3/19/2016 at 7:21 AM, fenton said:

life going very well feel like it shouldn't.

 

 

 

going to get some therapy see if that makes everything worse

I hope you're holding up alright.

I wish I could offer something intelligent or profound sounding, but I just hope you're ok.

Got offered a new job that is going to require a lot of work put into it the first 6 months or so, then it'll settle a bit and I get moah moniez

- small problem -

I have a two week vacation in August I've been planning for a year and already have the tickets for in and I'm not sure when to tell the new job about it. I don't want it to mess with my chances of getting the job by putting it down up front...

  On 3/20/2016 at 12:25 AM, Audioblysk said:

Got offered a new job that is going to require a lot of work put into it the first 6 months or so, then it'll settle a bit and I get moah moniez

 

- small problem -

 

I have a two week vacation in August I've been planning for a year and already have the tickets for in and I'm not sure when to tell the new job about it. I don't want it to mess with my chances of getting the job by putting it down up front...

That's a tough one... Will they think you were being dishonest by not disclosing that, if you wait too long?

When hiring I definitely prefer applicants to be upfront about things like that. I think good managers will accommodate that type of thing.

  On 3/20/2016 at 1:10 AM, StephenG said:

 

  On 3/20/2016 at 12:25 AM, Audioblysk said:

Got offered a new job that is going to require a lot of work put into it the first 6 months or so, then it'll settle a bit and I get moah moniez

 

- small problem -

 

I have a two week vacation in August I've been planning for a year and already have the tickets for in and I'm not sure when to tell the new job about it. I don't want it to mess with my chances of getting the job by putting it down up front...

That's a tough one... Will they think you were being dishonest by not disclosing that, if you wait too long?

 

When hiring I definitely prefer applicants to be upfront about things like that. I think good managers will accommodate that type of thing.

 

It's higher up than a manager tho, so this really depends on the big money people and owners of the whole thing. I doubt they'll be too hardcore about it, but who knows. I'd be directing a crew of people and doing all the hiring and stuffs that a typical management person would do, AKA loads of freedom as long as the $ is coming in and everything is running well. I feel like I should bring it up once the offer is securely on the table and I have everyone gathered? Worst case scenario, I have to talk to them about when it would be appropriate to take the vacation and do some rescheduling... I'm pretty sure I can get the money back on the tickets a half year away... god dammit, I haven't been on vacation in a hot minute either...

The opportunity is worth too much to me. It's about a 50% increase in my yearly income out the gate with the ability to go even higher quickly.

Only in the land(s) of the free can you be pushed aside for actually saving your money and planning things for yourself that involve leisure and leaving responsibilities. Amirite?!

Me-thinks this will shortly be in the first wold successes thread. Congratulations man, sounds like a big move!

like 2 weeks back my lips went all red & dry

so I've been balming em up

but according to Dr. internet it might be an allergy to lip balm

… wat do

edit: dr. internet says also morgellons, maybe, or crop circles?

Right now I'm in North Carolina traveling for work with a few other co-workers. This one dude on my schedule I've been hanging out with is overall not a bad guy, just kind of uptight and more of a buzzkill with his vibes unintentionally. There are other people on different shifts I'd love to hang out with more, because they bring laughs and joy and hell yeahs. But this one dude was around when we were getting wasted on St. Patrick's day and his hidden, real, weird personality came out and he's kind of an aggressive tool, IMO. Napoleon complex. Watching him hit on girls was horrid and depressing because it always ended in pity hugs and I watched him get a fat girls number and he called a married female coworker to come out at like 2 AM because he's so thirsty. Now I can't look at him the same way and today at work I waited for him to come through a door and I jumped out and screamed and scared the shit out of him.

lol

lol

My girlfriend calls chipotle chillipotel, and when I tell her it's chipotle for the umpteenth time she says, yeah maybe, but you still know what I'm talking about.

Is this reason enough for splitting up after ten years? It's rough!

Chipotlel

end it, this woman is beyond help

Chipotkek

lool

  On 3/21/2016 at 5:52 PM, Gocab said:

My girlfriend calls chipotle chillipotel, and when I tell her it's chipotle for the umpteenth time she says, yeah maybe, but you still know what I'm talking about.

 

Is this reason enough for splitting up after ten years? It's rough!

She should be calling it Chiecoli amirite?

I have more to do in the next 5 days than I can possibly get done.

I want to help name a ship RSS Boaty McBoatface but the site's been down all day!

http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2016/mar/20/eccentric-choices-surface-in-quest-to-name-polar-research-vessel?CMP=fb_gu

Someone scraped my car and yanked its bumper off in my work parking lot while I was working. They fled the scene. Witness saw it and left a note, but since she didn't get the full plate number, I'm probably stuck eating a $500 deductible and getting a rate hike if I want to get it fixed.

don't get it fixed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_t13-0Joyc

fallen so out of shape that after my first run in ages I can taste blood in my throat.

my job is doing my head in right now, it's taking all my energy not to lose my shit and throw my PC out of the window.

This cold is kicking my ass. Not the weather, the sickness. Sore throats are the worst.

Went to rip a CD to computer > realised the CD is sitting in a box at my flat which is a mile away >