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Forgot to grab my wallet on the way out the door today, haven't eaten anything all day and I can't go buy anything. I'm stuck down on campus til like 930 for a speaking event... I'm gonna be starving by the time this is all done.

  On 3/22/2016 at 11:47 PM, Braintree said:

 

  On 3/22/2016 at 7:38 AM, usagi said:

fallen so out of shape that after my first run in ages I can taste blood in my throat.

 

 

You sure it's not TB?

 

 

couldB

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

waiting for the bus

young girl walks up to me and is also waiting, she's cute looking. she stands next to me about 2 feet away and for the next 5 minutes she is staring at me, eye fucking me, smiling. it was very awkward. she keeps looking at me. i smiled at her once and she smiled back but she was relentless...

and then the catch i guess: this girl looks like she's 15 years old.

i think she might have been a prostitute and was trying to pick me up. i just pretended i didn't notice her

lol

 

*posts "making uncomfortable eye contact with a maybe-prostitute" to the Most IDM thread*

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

I just wrote a thoughtful reply to the Explosions in Brussels Airport thread and then saw that Herr Jan quite rudely locked the thread by telling ayya to fuck himself. Time: wasted.

 

 

Apparently the post i just mentioned has been removed. EVEN WORSE

Edited by luke viia

GHOST: have you killed Claudius yet
HAMLET: no
GHOST: why
HAMLET: fuck you is why
im going to the cemetery to touch skulls

[planet of dinosaurs - the album [bc] [archive]]

Posting material denying such a tragedy happened, or it was some sort of hoax, when it probably hit quite close to Herr's home (with very real, tangible fear probably being a byproduct), is kind of... you know, horseshit.

 

I think a "fuck you" over the internet is a fair response.

Edited by StephenG

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

don't care, the FWP is that I wasted my time!

GHOST: have you killed Claudius yet
HAMLET: no
GHOST: why
HAMLET: fuck you is why
im going to the cemetery to touch skulls

[planet of dinosaurs - the album [bc] [archive]]

lol true enough :emotawesomepm9:

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

I spent all night reading this fucking thread, now it's almost 5 am and I have some traumatizing events etched in my brain and this world press photo that was posted (quite) a few pages back made me cry. I also feel my fwp' s aren't as good or interesting as some of the others that were posted.

  On 3/24/2016 at 4:57 AM, ussr said:

and this world press photo that was posted (quite) a few pages back made me cry.

 

the little Syrian girl?? she kills me :((((((((((

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

  On 3/24/2016 at 4:57 AM, ussr said:

I spent all night reading this fucking thread, now it's almost 5 am and I have some traumatizing events etched in my brain and this world press photo that was posted (quite) a few pages back made me cry. I also feel my fwp' s aren't as good or interesting as some of the others that were posted.

 

eventually you'll become like us so you can post your depressing idm life stylez

Looking forward to that!

 

Usagi, yes, like you said; heartbreaking.

 

fwp: made scrambled eggs with bacon but found out my brother has taken back his bottle of tomato ketchup so I had it with andalusian sauce which was also good but not what I originally wanted.

The difficulty of knowing if you actually like someone or if you're just horny.

electro mini-album Megacity Rainfall
"cacas in igne, heus"  - Emperor Nero, AD 64

  On 3/24/2016 at 5:00 AM, usagi said:

 

  On 3/24/2016 at 4:57 AM, ussr said:

and this world press photo that was posted (quite) a few pages back made me cry.

 

the little Syrian girl?? she kills me :((((((((((

 

 

let's hope not

  On 3/26/2016 at 5:11 PM, ThatSpanishGuy said:

 

  On 3/24/2016 at 5:00 AM, usagi said:

 

  On 3/24/2016 at 4:57 AM, ussr said:

and this world press photo that was posted (quite) a few pages back made me cry.

 

the little Syrian girl?? she kills me :((((((((((

 

 

let's hope not

 

 

 

 

tha darkest lol

Edited by doublename

trying to sleep early at 8pm so's I can get up early in the morning and go for a run, and just as I'm about to fall asleep some fucker rings my doorbell. fuck off! I don't care if the world is ending, I'm not getting up to answer you.

 

now I've been lying here for an hour and a half trying to float off again and no dice. I may just get up and have a shower. I hate how hard it is for me to get a lock on regular, healthy sleep.

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

Have you tried keeping a diary? It's helped me to fall asleep in the past to write my thoughts down and sort of process the day a bit before going to bed. Of course didn't have the discipline to continue.

^ both good ideas. a romance novel might keep me up though.

 

also yeah, I've tried on multiple occasions to keep a journal but I haven't been consistent about it either. iss fooken 'ard m8.

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

I don't want to back to work either but back I must, in less than 12 hours. and then wisdom toof appointment, woohoo.

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

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