Aphex Twin Unreleased Ambient Works 1985-2012 [Fanboy Wankery]

"Aphex Twin - The Blood Skeleton To March The Agonizing Ecstasy Of Richard D. James And The Muggings"

...seems legit...

  On 2/2/2012 at 6:46 PM, oscillik said:

  On 2/2/2012 at 6:37 PM, sirch said:

  On 2/2/2012 at 6:16 PM, BCM said:

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There are two types of people who listen to music - those who appreciate tunes, and those who look upon it as a medium to express talent and emotion in whatever way the musician sees fit. OK, sometimes a cacophony of random sounds is way off the scale, but to see the way in which a genre of music can be twisted and jerked about like this is highly admirable in my opinion.

 

The emphasis on this new unreleased "The Blood Skeleton To March The Agonizing Ecstasy Of Richard D. James And The Muggings" album is brutalized drum and bass rhythms, electro and synth-pop. Distorted and twisted away from the conventional use of these rhythms, and mixed with some typical Aphex Twin sounds and samples, we are presented with one of Richard D. James' best unreleased albums to date. You will not be disappointed...

 

who the fuck is this kroniktronikderp idiot? somebody find him and stop him asap

 

Steve Beckett should gather a crew and find him, kidnap him, and then lock him up in the Warp basement.

then call up RDJ to come over and torture him.

 

can't torture oneself, it's like the Terminator (he cannot self terminate - you must lower him into the steel).

 

a reliable source tells me these are legit.

oscillik and his "reliable sources".

who's that then, osc?

  On 2/2/2012 at 6:50 PM, BCM said:

hmm am I gay or just a pedo ?

yes

RELIABLE SOURCE www.rephlex.com updated

omg

www.warp.net

www.bleep.com

http://ninjatune.goatse.coop

Gaydo.

*shoots osc on sight*

more proof that this is real: a lot of russian vocal samples, we all know that he was there, I'm pretty sure I heard a purple sweater in the mix as well.

  On 2/2/2012 at 7:23 PM, oscillik said:

I have those same headphones.

you are a target market.

  On 2/2/2012 at 4:11 PM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

yeah like i'm not saying this is real or not...but surely there's a possibility that rich could very well decide to do exactly what we've seen here? i mean, why not? if he had all that stuff lying around and got sick of reading all the "WENS THE NEW ALBUM RICH WANT MORE ACIDZ" on forums like this one here then that alone would be motivation enough to fuck with them on this sort of scale.

lol yea rich did this just to troll WATMM

Your jacket says "Tranny"...o and only now did I notice the lipstick. My god, you seriously should be shot on sight. Well done, sir!

This is a real mess.

Listened to about 15-20 min. of each mix. A handful of the tracks sound alright, like aleksi perala b-sides or something - particularly in mix 3. But most are pretty transparent.

And the blood skeleton mix is a total piss take versus the other ones.

I don't find it hard to believe somebody could make all this - even just 1-2 tracks a week would take care of it in 2 years. And considering the low quality of many of them, you could probably bang out 5 in an evening.

oscilik prolly has the same reliable source I have. Guys, Im telling you, its the real deal.

Remember when he said he had a ton of old tunes that were sorta rubbish and hed never release them? These are new revamps of old songs he did in his spare time for a laugh; others in the Rephlex stable have worked on parts as well...its not JUST RDJ...but its his concept.

This isn't even the first time he's done this; look up MC Spatula and you'll see what I mean.

where's the emoticon for yawning?

  On 2/2/2012 at 9:48 PM, sirch said:

where's the emoticon for yawning?

Or perhaps 100 tracks with Richard yawning.

  On 2/2/2012 at 7:23 PM, Gocab said:

more proof that this is real: a lot of russian vocal samples, we all know that he was there, I'm pretty sure I heard a purple sweater in the mix as well.

well I laughed

Just got this email:

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Hi watmm, it's richard. i hope yuou have enjoyed my sup and maximus personas as much as i did creating them. i made all of these tracks just to piss you off, just like that time i pretended i was weed and posted my tits and got people banned. haha. i do it because i'm a cunt and you all love getting up inside cunts.

 

anyway my next album is coming out soon. it's a musique concrete composition derived from a recording of sean booth beating me up because i got better trailer accommodations. Sean requires no less than 6 litres of evian in his trailer at all times. it's fucking wank. you'll love it. 3x the raep samples.

 

peace and tits

rdj

oh shit! confirmed by the man himself!

English people don't say trailer

Ludd, the email was from one nataliya.anatolova@sexfriend.ru, and it ended with a link to buy mexican viagra CHEAP, so I'm pretty sure it was legit. Who else but Richard would strive for that level of authenticity?

This is what barndance is all about! A bunch of loling hyenas pouncing on a load of nonsense!

  On 2/2/2012 at 10:37 PM, baph said:

Just got this email:

 

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Hi watmm, it's richard. i hope yuou have enjoyed my sup and maximus personas as much as i did creating them. i made all of these tracks just to piss you off, just like that time i pretended i was weed and posted my tits and got people banned. haha. i do it because i'm a cunt and you all love getting up inside cunts.

 

anyway my next album is coming out soon. it's a musique concrete composition derived from a recording of sean booth beating me up because i got better trailer accommodations. Sean requires no less than 6 litres of evian in his trailer at all times. it's fucking wank. you'll love it. 3x the raep samples.

 

peace and tits

rdj

LOL AT watmm's Self-importance.