blow my mind away with fake facts

the directors of the james bond movies have an unspoken agreement where every movie title is an anagram of a perverted sexual act. they have wagers to see who can come up with the most fucked-up anagram.

you can use jello as an egg substitute for baking. just coat the jello with salt and wrap in cheesecloth to 'sweat' out the sugar, and in ten minutes you have a homemade egg substitute

Oprah is secretly a scientologist and plans to implement a new world religious movement/complete societal make over that involves mental imprisonment, only one channel on tv: OWN, and making the internet illegal to use unless you are a scientologist. You will be able to log on via retinal scans. CCTV is already in all of our homes. Tom Cruise will become the world ambassador. Oprah will of course become queen of the Solar System. We have made contact with being from other worlds/dimensions, and they will destroy all nonbelievers.

All hot girls like Autechre, most of them just pretend to have no idea what it is because intellect is perceived as unattractive.

My real name isn't even Stephen.

If you build it... He will come......

I once had a super clean break that left shit stains in the toilet bowl for weeks.

coke and pepsi are actually made by the same company and are the same thing. they conceal this through an elaborate series of holding companies and subliminal messaging in their advertising.

I was originally introduced to aphex and autechre by a girl. a hot one

  On 5/22/2012 at 10:00 PM, Atop said:

Oprah is secretly a scientologist and plans to implement a new world religious movement/complete societal make over that involves mental imprisonment, only one channel on tv: OWN, and making the internet illegal to use unless you are a scientologist. You will be able to log on via retinal scans. CCTV is already in all of our homes. Tom Cruise will become the world ambassador. Oprah will of course become queen of the Solar System. We have made contact with being from other worlds/dimensions, and they will destroy all nonbelievers.

i said FAKE facts.

If you play every Merzbow album at once it's actually an unreleased symphony by Bach.

Grapes were invented in Ireland in 1983 by Sir Ian Grapes as a cheaper starting material for wine. Previously wine was made by passing crow's milk through a special haunted mineshaft located in Leicestershire, England.

  On 5/22/2012 at 10:24 PM, kaini said:

  On 5/22/2012 at 10:00 PM, Atop said:

Oprah is secretly a scientologist and plans to implement a new world religious movement/complete societal make over that involves mental imprisonment, only one channel on tv: OWN, and making the internet illegal to use unless you are a scientologist. You will be able to log on via retinal scans. CCTV is already in all of our homes. Tom Cruise will become the world ambassador. Oprah will of course become queen of the Solar System. We have made contact with being from other worlds/dimensions, and they will destroy all nonbelievers.

 

i said FAKE facts.

lol

some great ones in here, Jello eggs yay!

Daniel Day Lewis got his acting start on an Irish Soap Opera. Sponsored by Irish Spring.

G.R.R. Martin is Tolkien's great nephew.

Jandek is actually an ongoing experiment involving a parrot & a bear that plays guitar

  On 5/22/2012 at 10:35 PM, Coalbucket PI said:

Grapes were invented in Ireland in 1983 by Sir Ian Grapes as a cheaper starting material for wine. Previously wine was made by passing crow's milk through a special haunted mineshaft located in Leicestershire, England.

not only is this true, but Sir Grapes' nephew invented the word 'whine' through a very complicated and long-running pun he started in 1987. before then, the word 'whine' meant a device for making small holes in wood.

We live in a democratic society.

nice one.

The earth is hollow. Filled with a giant tentacle monster, from which Lovecraft based his myths on. It controls our minds via porn, adverts and politics.

you CAN simply walk into Mordor

potatoes are actually related to the pineapple, and arrived at their current form through an intensive breeding process by native americans. two tribes had a bet to create the least visually appealing form of pineapple, and the losing tribe had to concede their land to the winner. we now know this area as eugene, oregon.

Everything ever said on the internet

if you boil honey then dry it, it turns into that crusty stuff you get in the corners of your eyes in the morning.

Suicide is painless

Steel knives are actually not sharp enough to cut anything directly. Rather they resonate at the same frequency as nitrogen atoms in the air, sharpening these molecules which then in turn are able to cut. This has been shown using x-rays.

The Open University is shut.