YO303 Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 (edited) On 5/23/2012 at 1:29 AM, kaini said: narnia is actually in my butt Thats weird. Lord of the Rings took place in Tolkien's urethra, the last sentence of the last book he writes " Then i opened my peehole using my fingers and saw frodo", something like that i can't remember. Edited May 23, 2012 by YO303 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73856-blow-my-mind-away-with-fake-facts/page/3/#findComment-1822642 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pennywise Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 'frodo' will be the most popular haircut of 2016 Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73856-blow-my-mind-away-with-fake-facts/page/3/#findComment-1822644 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted May 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 On 5/23/2012 at 1:35 AM, YO303 said: On 5/23/2012 at 1:29 AM, kaini said: narnia is actually in my butt Thats weird. Lord of the Rings took place in Tolkien's urethra, the last sentence of the last book he writes " Then i opened my peehole using my fingers and saw frodo", something like that i can't remember. in the silmarillion it's actually revealed that he inserts one of those really long matchsticks into himself and when he pulls it out it turns out we're all actually made of people. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73856-blow-my-mind-away-with-fake-facts/page/3/#findComment-1822650 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 narnia was actually the creation of j.r.r. tolkien as a more "adult" alternative to his lord of the rings series. originally, the children are drawn into a fantasy land where they explore their sexuality with a variety of creatures from christian mythology. the one off novel was designed to upset tolkien's friend c.s. lewis, who was celibate until, well into his sixties, he accidentally impregnated a young whore who tolkien had hired to "finally fuck that geezer". distraught over his unwanted lovechild, lewis abandoned his career as an academic and plunged into a financial abyss. tolkien, a multi millionaire after the success of the hobbit, gifted the narnia idea to lewis in the hopes that it would help him take care of the child and his new whore bride. guilt ridden, lewis changed the narnia books into a christian allegory, left his newborn and wife with a heaping of debt, and ran off to malaysia to sleep with young boys and live off his narnia fortune. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73856-blow-my-mind-away-with-fake-facts/page/3/#findComment-1822651 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted May 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 and it all happens in my butt Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73856-blow-my-mind-away-with-fake-facts/page/3/#findComment-1822653 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cryptowen Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 If you leave hotdogs in the fridge too long they become butterflies made entirely of pork Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Cryptowen's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73856-blow-my-mind-away-with-fake-facts/page/3/#findComment-1822654 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted May 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 all antacids are made from the same thing, and they actually give you MORE indigestion. they're all marketed by the milk companies. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73856-blow-my-mind-away-with-fake-facts/page/3/#findComment-1822655 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pennywise Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 If you leave your finger in your butt for 15 hours, you turn into a candle Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73856-blow-my-mind-away-with-fake-facts/page/3/#findComment-1822658 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted May 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 it takes the wax from eleven antelopes to make church incense. antelopes are endangered because christianity. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73856-blow-my-mind-away-with-fake-facts/page/3/#findComment-1822660 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pennywise Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 (edited) The distance between countries is highly exaggerated so that travel companies can make more money by selling goods on air flight journeys Edited May 23, 2012 by Pennywise Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73856-blow-my-mind-away-with-fake-facts/page/3/#findComment-1822661 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghOsty Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 All candy corn was made sometime in the 1960's, each year the candy corn that isn't sold is recalled and put into storage until next year when they re-package it and ship it back out to stores. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide ghOsty's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73856-blow-my-mind-away-with-fake-facts/page/3/#findComment-1822663 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted May 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 (edited) brian eno is actually two women called paula and mary. Edited May 23, 2012 by kaini Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73856-blow-my-mind-away-with-fake-facts/page/3/#findComment-1822664 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cryptowen Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 Aphex Twin no longer releases solo material because he actually ghostwrites & performs all of Nickelback's music. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Cryptowen's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73856-blow-my-mind-away-with-fake-facts/page/3/#findComment-1822667 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pennywise Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 squarepusher has a phobia of pushing squares Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73856-blow-my-mind-away-with-fake-facts/page/3/#findComment-1822670 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted May 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 if you play '4' backwards it's actually directions to a hidden cove in cornwall where there's a magic turnip buried. if you eat the turnip on a full moon you will turn into nine drum machines. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73856-blow-my-mind-away-with-fake-facts/page/3/#findComment-1822673 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KY Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 mexican people are filled with candy, so you should hit them with wiffle ball bats until the candy comes out Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73856-blow-my-mind-away-with-fake-facts/page/3/#findComment-1822685 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted May 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 jhonn balance was actually the reincarnation of lord lucan and if you called him out on this fact he was obligated to give you a TB-303 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73856-blow-my-mind-away-with-fake-facts/page/3/#findComment-1822689 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cryptowen Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 The 303's distinctive sound was the result of a mix-up at the manufacturing plant. The intended 303 soundchip was accidentally installed in a line of plush talking Donald Duck toys, & vice versa. If you look carefully on Ebay you can sometimes find one of these ducks for sale. I suggest snapping them up - they make surprisingly authentic bass guitar lines. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Cryptowen's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73856-blow-my-mind-away-with-fake-facts/page/3/#findComment-1822691 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KY Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 a human fart is the closest approximation of god's true name—watch pi and turn it up really loud for the quiet parts. you'll see Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73856-blow-my-mind-away-with-fake-facts/page/3/#findComment-1822695 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blanket Fort Collapse Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 I just made love to your mom and she was amazing as usual. Such a beautiful lady. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73856-blow-my-mind-away-with-fake-facts/page/3/#findComment-1822721 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted May 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 check out this asshole! biggest prick on facebook, without a doubt. http://facebook.com/profile.php?=73322363 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73856-blow-my-mind-away-with-fake-facts/page/3/#findComment-1822724 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blanket Fort Collapse Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 lol Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73856-blow-my-mind-away-with-fake-facts/page/3/#findComment-1822729 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sirch Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 On 5/23/2012 at 1:47 AM, Cryptowen said: If you leave hotdogs in the fridge too long they become butterflies made entirely of pork lol Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73856-blow-my-mind-away-with-fake-facts/page/3/#findComment-1822735 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KY Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 "sifl and olly" is a phonetic anagram of "awful and silly" SIFL = SILLY AWFUL OLLY = AWFUL SILLY not really fake so much as unsure whether that was intended Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73856-blow-my-mind-away-with-fake-facts/page/3/#findComment-1822740 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sirch Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 On 5/23/2012 at 1:09 AM, o00o said: watmm is actually owned by WARP and Joyrex is Steve Beckett, ET was Venetian Snares and Troon /Redruth is Grant from rephlex heheh this one could actually be true Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/73856-blow-my-mind-away-with-fake-facts/page/3/#findComment-1822742 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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