blow my mind away with fake facts

Ronald Reagan. .... FACT! ?

cumofsumyunguy is an actual dish in China. Its made from cum

George Bush... FACT! ?

holy shit are you seeing a pattern here??

Obama has gray skin, like if someone skinned an elephant and gave it to a man with no skin to wear.

Bacon is an inherently funny food, as aptly demonstrated by the internet

  On 5/24/2012 at 1:36 AM, Cryptowen said:

Butter is actually an ocean-dwelling creature related to the Sea Cucumber or the Mussel. It is placed in suspended animation & sold live, doomed to an excruciating death as it is whittled away over the course of many days (the reason it's so easy to cut is because it's a deep sea creature not used to the lack of pressure). If you immerse an uncut block of butter in salt water it will become reanimated, provided it has not yet reached the expiry date.

lol

yeah Cryptowen be ownin.

"Ice" (X-Files Season 1, Episode 8) was based on the first draft of John Carpenter's "The Thing" remake. In the original draft of The Thing (penned by Carpenter himself), Kurt Russell was to play "Bear," helicopter pilot and first victim. The role was intended as a cameo to play off the popularity of Escape from New York, but Kurt Russell was given lead billing-- triggering a full script rewrite by Bill Lancaster in late 1981-- after Natalie Wood (who was to play the proto-"Scully" character, a mysterious W.H.O. investigator) died. Carpenter was enamored with the pilot episode of the X-Files, and provided Chris Carter with his initial draft of The Thing on the condition that if it were developed into an episode, Carpenter's name would be removed from writing credits out of respect for Bill Lancaster's work on re-write (which Carpenter considered a great improvement over his original). Thus, "Ice" is generally credited to Glen Morgan and James Wong.

  On 5/25/2012 at 10:31 PM, baph said:

"Ice" (X-Files Season 1, Episode 8) was based on the first draft of John Carpenter's "The Thing" remake. In the original draft of The Thing (penned by Carpenter himself), Kurt Russell was to play "Bear," helicopter pilot and first victim. The role was intended as a cameo to play off the popularity of Escape from New York, but Kurt Russell was given lead billing-- triggering a full script rewrite by Bill Lancaster in late 1981-- after Natalie Wood (who was to play the proto-"Scully" character, a mysterious W.H.O. investigator) died. Carpenter was enamored with the pilot episode of the X-Files, and provided Chris Carter with his initial draft of The Thing on the condition that if it were developed into an episode, Carpenter's name would be removed from writing credits out of respect for Bill Lancaster's work on re-write (which Carpenter considered a great improvement over his original). Thus, "Ice" is generally credited to Glen Morgan and James Wong.

nice, subtle.

  On 5/25/2012 at 4:12 AM, lumpenprol said:

  On 5/24/2012 at 1:36 AM, Cryptowen said:

Butter is actually an ocean-dwelling creature related to the Sea Cucumber or the Mussel. It is placed in suspended animation & sold live, doomed to an excruciating death as it is whittled away over the course of many days (the reason it's so easy to cut is because it's a deep sea creature not used to the lack of pressure). If you immerse an uncut block of butter in salt water it will become reanimated, provided it has not yet reached the expiry date.

lol

crypto be trypto!

it's kinda sad, tho, when u see clearly talented people.. and no offence, but.. wasting their time on the internet... :/

when they could be using their talents to do awesome things in real life...?

just sayin.

Oh shit, yeah...I was supposed to submit my cure for cancer!

I should get on that.

If you perform an advanced search on Plenty of Fish, selecting for both "Hispanic" and "Asian" women (and only those two), the POF search feature will actually parse the request as a search for individuals who at one time mentioned the word "transexual" (sic, with one "s") in their "about me" blurb. The POF database stores all previous drafts of the "about me" section, hence the search may yield results which do not currently contain the word "transexual." It is unknown whether this is an unresolved bug or a deliberate easter egg.

  On 5/25/2012 at 10:40 PM, oscillik said:

Oh shit, yeah...I was supposed to submit my cure for cancer!

 

I should get on that.

now that's a funny fake fact, sir

cryptowen, and baph, for example, are very funny guys. and funny in a clever way.

anyone can be funny in a dumb way.

and anyone can be an arrogant asshole, like you, master bates. ;)

  On 5/25/2012 at 10:47 PM, sirch said:

cryptowen, and baph, for example, are very funny guys. and funny in a clever way.

anyone can be funny in a dumb way.

and anyone can be an arrogant asshole, like you, master bates. ;)

this post makes me want to leave watmm

although, it is friday night, isn't it? ......so fuck it :P

oscillik for president. - give him something to do, please!

  On 5/25/2012 at 10:51 PM, oscillik said:

  On 5/25/2012 at 10:47 PM, sirch said:

cryptowen, and baph, for example, are very funny guys. and funny in a clever way.

anyone can be funny in a dumb way.

and anyone can be an arrogant asshole, like you, master bates. ;)

 

this post makes me want to leave watmm

you must do what you feel is right, of course...

BP planned the gulf oil spill.

Kaini wishes Sirch would drop dead at his computer.

Plaid are actually the Olson twins.

which one of these is true?

i dont believe kaini would actually wish him to die soooo...the plaid one?

indeed

the other people's place is such a thrilling and exciting album, its my favorite and it does not collect dust at all!

Autechre have never done any drugs before and they actually have always had a strict "just say No!" policy since the age of 12, which they try and impart on all their fans also. because drugs are bad, mmm'kay. bad !

The cactus is a carnivorous plant (much like the Venus Fly Trap), trapping prey on its quills & draining their life force for sustenance (much like the porcupine). Tumbleweeds are in fact drained skeletons, held together by cactus saliva which acts as a zombificant that causes the tumbleweed to wander the desert looking for wildlife to bring back to its host.

The cactus has a benign herbivore cousin commonly referred to as the cucumber.

Human emotions are in 96% an extent of our digestion happening. Everything else is just coincidences.

The Moon is actually just The Sun with the lights off.