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i can time travel

Great Britain is still great and still owns.

british humor is dryer than the sahara, and they still don't realize it

Everytime you're falling asleep and you get that falling feeling, that's the feeling you get when the "you" in an alternate life path just died.

blow my balloon up with fake farts

British people loved to be called English people.

The 'bottled city' of Kandor, the miniaturised capital of the long-extinct planet Krypton (home of Kal-El, aka Superman son of Jor-El) was inspired by the real-life bottled British Isles. Contained in an old empty Coca Cola bottle, the sceptred isle is currently owned by blockbuster film director Stephen Spielberg. Reputed previous owners include Superman co-creator Jerry Siegel, eccentric millionaire magnate Howard Hughes and Stanley Kubrick (director of the movie 'Fear And Desire').

If you save up all your fingernail and toenail clippings over a 7 year span you can melt them down into a paste which you can use to make a bulletproof vest 5x more effective than kevlar

  On 5/30/2012 at 12:32 AM, ghOsty said:

If you save up all your fingernail and toenail clippings over a 7 year span you can melt them down into a paste which you can use to make a bulletproof vest 5x more effective than kevlar

i have a couple of big weed bags with my hair in it. when i cut it all off the last couple of times. what can i make with that?

you could make a coat?

jimmy carter is known as 'the oak tree president' because he once uprooted an entire oak tree with his bare hands at bohemian grove. afterwards he was pissed on by richard feynmann as a mark of respect.

  On 5/30/2012 at 12:45 AM, Atop said:

you could make a coat?

i could make a small coat for my dog. or a really fucked up merkin! for some fetish porn site

  On 5/30/2012 at 12:48 AM, kaini said:

jimmy carter is known as 'the oak tree president' because he once uprooted an entire oak tree with his bare hands at bohemian grove. afterwards he was pissed on by richard feynmann as a mark of respect.

I think that is called "moloching".

and yes sirch, make a coat for your dog......not many people have ever done that. serious

  On 5/30/2012 at 12:52 AM, Atop said:

 

and yes sirch, make a coat for your dog......not many people have ever done that. serious

probably not out of Human hair anyway!

there wouldn't be enough to make one for myself. silly Atop.

could deffo make a few merkins, tho.

anywhoo..

most people think that human invented coats to protect himself, as he has no fur like animals.

the truth although is, that animals like dogs or goose invented the coat; as they were not able to craft it, they had to grow fur.

the moment in time when humankind was shown how-to craft a coat by an altruistic snake in 6321 B.C. is nowadays known as the fall of garden eden under creationists.

so imagine a world in which animals would have been able to craft coats by coat-crafting devices attached to themselves; the question is obvious: would humanity even exist?

@surge: Yeah you could sell your sirch hair merkins and make money, but a puppy coat made from human hair? That is art. It has depth.

olives are actually the result of an experiment the egyptians did where they crossbred soap and celery.

olive trees first actually grew out of the poop holes which the God's used in ancient Egypt.

Humans used to laugh and mock the God's, because, although they were very large beings like giants, their poop always looked like rabbit droppings. and was sometimes green. hence the somewhat ironic, mocking term, " the little green men".

they weren't actually green at all.

feelings are really just the little girl in you trying to make you seem like a pussy.

This thread is pointless.

dolphins created Atlantis but later destroyed it because they realized that humans had evolved to their level of consciousness

  On 5/30/2012 at 12:50 AM, sirch said:

  On 5/30/2012 at 12:45 AM, Atop said:

you could make a coat?

 

i could make a small coat for my dog. or a really fucked up merkin! for some fetish porn site

if you do this, you must post pics

Your hands can touch anything but themselves