blow my mind away with fake facts

According to the scientific theory of creationism, the geologic column is proof that stuff is stacked on top of other stuff, and some stuff is underneath some other old stuff

all Apple stuff is made by Packard-Bell.

  On 5/22/2012 at 11:22 PM, Coalbucket PI said:

Steel knives are actually not sharp enough to cut anything directly. Rather they resonate at the same frequency as nitrogen atoms in the air, sharpening these molecules which then in turn are able to cut. This has been shown using x-rays.

absolute gold

  On 5/22/2012 at 11:40 PM, oscillik said:

  On 5/22/2012 at 11:22 PM, Coalbucket PI said:

Steel knives are actually not sharp enough to cut anything directly. Rather they resonate at the same frequency as nitrogen atoms in the air, sharpening these molecules which then in turn are able to cut. This has been shown using x-rays.

 

absolute gold

agreed. this one is wonderful.

apples and plums are actually the same fruit. the chemical composition of the soil determines which fruit they develop into.

Belgium is made entirely of plasticine

fuck, out of plasticine. goddammit my English sucks

the word 'lawyer' is actually an evolution from the old english word 'law' and the spanish word 'yer', which means non-consensual anal sex.

There have so far been 12 attempts to extract ice from Antarctica from deeper layers than 4200 meters, but all have failed due to drill breakdown as the ice became harder than their diamond-covered drill that broke each time.

at his autopsy stephen gately was discovered to be made of strawberry jam and moon dust. it's kept quiet because of the fact it would cause riots.

seals are actually hosts for a parasitic organism that forces them onto ice floes where they are eaten by killer whales. the parasite is absorbed into the whale's bloodstream where it eventually enters the brain, allowing it to "pilot" the whale.

zaphod is actually a host designed to disseminate the idea that seals are actually hosts for a parasitic organism that forces them onto ice floes where they are eaten by killer whales. the parasite is absorbed into the whale's bloodstream where it eventually enters the brain, allowing it to "pilot" the whale.

New BoC in 2012

it was written that, this day precisely, kaini would be the one to enlighten us concerning the fact that zaphod is actually a host designed to disseminate the idea that seals are actually hosts for a parasitic organism that forces them onto ice floes where they are eaten by killer whales. the parasite is absorbed into the whale's bloodstream where it eventually enters the brain, allowing it to "pilot" the whale.

kurt russell has starred in over 782 films since 1969. he started his career as a child actor sporting a full beard and shoulder length hair in easy rider, where he played an elderly motorcyclist.

It is physically impossible for a human to fit all five toes on one of their feet in their mouth at once.

Men who have mullets are part of a secret group where having a mullet is a declaration that you have killed at least one human being.

The first species able to cry were dolphins. They were the most social creatures on the planet up until that point and the ability to show intense displeasure by expelling water out of their face was highly advantageous during mating season (of which there a 4 per year).

once i fit my whole foot into a lady but no-one was looking at the time

watmm is actually owned by WARP and Joyrex is Steve Beckett, ET was Venetian Snares and Troon /Redruth is Grant from rephlex

if you masturbate 10 times within half an hour, you level up.

if you don't masturbate for 7 days you'll get a phone call from a japanese girl who will crawl out of your tv, milk your cock, then eat you

  On 5/23/2012 at 1:13 AM, zaphod said:

if you don't masturbate for 7 days you'll get a phone call from a japanese girl who will crawl out of your tv, milk your cock, then eat you

Ill never find out if thats true

If you spam your music to everybody online they will come to your parties and buy your records

3% of toothpaste is white paint

narnia is actually in my butt