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Nobody can accuse Shia LaBeouf, erstwhile star of the Transformer movies and burgeoning arthouse adventurer, of not being keen. After revealing that he took acid to prepare for a tripped-out scene in new film The Necessary Death of Charlie Countryman and drank moonshine while filming John Hillcoat's upcoming prohibition tale Lawless, the 26-year-old actor has now claimed he secured a part in Lars von Trier's controversial new film Nymphomaniac by posting sex tapes to the Danish arch-provocateur.

The tapes reportedly featured LaBeouf and his girlfriend Karolyn Pho, whose reaction to such salacious material falling into the hands of the most unpredictable film-maker in Europe is at this stage unknown.

"I sent him videotapes of me and my girlfriend having sex and that's how I got the job," LaBeouf told late-night US talk show host Chelsea Handler during an appearance on her Chelsea Lately programme. "I don't know what it's gonna be until I get out there. I know he's a very dangerous director; I know we're trying to do something different. It's not your typical film.

"Von Trier is promising to release Nymphomaniac in softcore and hardcore versions, with the latter reportedly breaking film-making taboos by including footage of real sex. LaBeouf suggested in a recent interview that body doubles would most likely be used for the film's more salacious scenes, but has also expressed a willingness to follow orders on set, whatever they may be. "There's a disclaimer at the top of the script that basically says we're doing it for real," he told MTV last month. "Everything that is illegal, we'll shoot in blurred images. Other than that, everything is happening.

"LaBeouf's willingness to share with Von Trier would appear to be something of a volte-face from his earlier assertion that he'd have to consider Pho's feelings before engaging in real sex on film. In fact, there are so many contradictions in the actor's proclamations on Nymphomaniac that one wonders if he may have picked up a touch of tongue-in-cheek disease from the famously playful director.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2012/aug/31/shia-labeouf-sex-tape-von-trier-nymphomaniac
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1937390/

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lol, Shia thinks he's being cool but odds are he can't escape his own douchiness.

 

Still, bravo, why not? You only live once.

After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

- lost cloud

 

I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

wonder if his desire to prove himself as a serious actor after transformers will ultimately lead him to become a heroin addict, or catch aids...

After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

- lost cloud

 

I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

obvi

 

von trier is the fucking biggest troll in all of cinema today

  On 11/24/2015 at 11:29 AM, Salvatorin said:

I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens

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  On 9/1/2012 at 8:04 AM, Npoess said:
  On 9/1/2012 at 7:58 AM, jefferoo said:

Fuck Lars Von Trier and fuck Shia Lebeouf.

Seriously.

  On 9/1/2012 at 10:18 AM, usagi said:

I have less and less respect for superstar actors as time goes by.

 

there are two probs with this statement

1) why did you ever have respect for actors

2) shia labouf is a superstar?

After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

- lost cloud

 

I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

i personally will be doing everything in my power to get to the bottom of this dick issue. if its shia's dick, or the dick of another, i'm gonna find out.

 

 

So is this another "Puzzy Power" manifesto film? I downloaded 2 of the Zentropa porn flicks once. Boring.

 

Just look at this shit:

 

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I might aswell make a list of things on porn videos that turn me on and make a manifesto out of them, so I can have a bunch of porn videos made only to satisfy my masturbational needs.

 

This is actually a great idea now that I think about it

  On 9/1/2012 at 12:58 PM, ThatSpanishGuy said:

Well, it's not like we haven't seen real sex scenes before. The Brown Bunny and Ken Park come to mind

it's called porn.

 

  On 9/1/2012 at 7:58 AM, jefferoo said:

Fuck Lars Von Trier and fuck Shia Lebeouf.

Seriously.

  On 8/19/2011 at 9:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said:

Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady.

  On 9/1/2012 at 1:10 PM, Candiru said:

Michael Winterbottom already made a movie with a real cumshot in it.

So did John Cameron Mitchell. That dude in Shortbus jizzed in his own mouth.

If Von Trier or LeBeouf were actually edgy, they'd try to top that.

I'd watch a movie where Shia LaBeouf did anal.

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  On 8/19/2011 at 9:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said:

Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady.

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  On 9/1/2012 at 2:30 PM, jefferoo said:
  On 9/1/2012 at 1:10 PM, Candiru said:

Michael Winterbottom already made a movie with a real cumshot in it.

So did John Cameron Mitchell. That dude in Shortbus jizzed in his own mouth.

If Von Trier or LeBeouf were actually edgy, they'd try to top that.

 

Some dude came in a little bowl some lady was holding in Caligula.

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