Redruth Posted September 1, 2012 Report Share Posted September 1, 2012 (edited) Nobody can accuse Shia LaBeouf, erstwhile star of the Transformer movies and burgeoning arthouse adventurer, of not being keen. After revealing that he took acid to prepare for a tripped-out scene in new film The Necessary Death of Charlie Countryman and drank moonshine while filming John Hillcoat's upcoming prohibition tale Lawless, the 26-year-old actor has now claimed he secured a part in Lars von Trier's controversial new film Nymphomaniac by posting sex tapes to the Danish arch-provocateur.The tapes reportedly featured LaBeouf and his girlfriend Karolyn Pho, whose reaction to such salacious material falling into the hands of the most unpredictable film-maker in Europe is at this stage unknown."I sent him videotapes of me and my girlfriend having sex and that's how I got the job," LaBeouf told late-night US talk show host Chelsea Handler during an appearance on her Chelsea Lately programme. "I don't know what it's gonna be until I get out there. I know he's a very dangerous director; I know we're trying to do something different. It's not your typical film."Von Trier is promising to release Nymphomaniac in softcore and hardcore versions, with the latter reportedly breaking film-making taboos by including footage of real sex. LaBeouf suggested in a recent interview that body doubles would most likely be used for the film's more salacious scenes, but has also expressed a willingness to follow orders on set, whatever they may be. "There's a disclaimer at the top of the script that basically says we're doing it for real," he told MTV last month. "Everything that is illegal, we'll shoot in blurred images. Other than that, everything is happening."LaBeouf's willingness to share with Von Trier would appear to be something of a volte-face from his earlier assertion that he'd have to consider Pho's feelings before engaging in real sex on film. In fact, there are so many contradictions in the actor's proclamations on Nymphomaniac that one wonders if he may have picked up a touch of tongue-in-cheek disease from the famously playful director.http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2012/aug/31/shia-labeouf-sex-tape-von-trier-nymphomaniachttp://www.imdb.com/title/tt1937390/ Edited October 18, 2013 by Redruth Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/75489-lars-von-trier-the-nymphomaniac/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
roasty Posted September 1, 2012 Report Share Posted September 1, 2012 SO EDGEY Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/75489-lars-von-trier-the-nymphomaniac/#findComment-1872034 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted September 1, 2012 Report Share Posted September 1, 2012 lol, Shia thinks he's being cool but odds are he can't escape his own douchiness. Still, bravo, why not? You only live once. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/75489-lars-von-trier-the-nymphomaniac/#findComment-1872039 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted September 1, 2012 Report Share Posted September 1, 2012 wonder if his desire to prove himself as a serious actor after transformers will ultimately lead him to become a heroin addict, or catch aids... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/75489-lars-von-trier-the-nymphomaniac/#findComment-1872040 Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted September 1, 2012 Report Share Posted September 1, 2012 Fuck Lars Von Trier and fuck Shia Lebeouf. Seriously. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide J3FF3R00's signature Hide all signatures 666 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/75489-lars-von-trier-the-nymphomaniac/#findComment-1872044 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Npoess Posted September 1, 2012 Report Share Posted September 1, 2012 On 9/1/2012 at 7:58 AM, jefferoo said: Fuck Lars Von Trier and fuck Shia Lebeouf. Seriously. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Npoess's signature Hide all signatures │ Tumblr │ Last.fm │ Soundcloud │ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/75489-lars-von-trier-the-nymphomaniac/#findComment-1872045 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted September 1, 2012 Report Share Posted September 1, 2012 Show's over, people. They're not doing real sex scenes. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/75489-lars-von-trier-the-nymphomaniac/#findComment-1872049 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted September 1, 2012 Report Share Posted September 1, 2012 obvi von trier is the fucking biggest troll in all of cinema today Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide dr lopez's signature Hide all signatures On 11/24/2015 at 11:29 AM, Salvatorin said: I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens Expand Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/75489-lars-von-trier-the-nymphomaniac/#findComment-1872055 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Sensi Posted September 1, 2012 Report Share Posted September 1, 2012 On 9/1/2012 at 8:04 AM, Npoess said: On 9/1/2012 at 7:58 AM, jefferoo said: Fuck Lars Von Trier and fuck Shia Lebeouf. Seriously. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/75489-lars-von-trier-the-nymphomaniac/#findComment-1872057 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friendly Foil Posted September 1, 2012 Report Share Posted September 1, 2012 so controversial Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/75489-lars-von-trier-the-nymphomaniac/#findComment-1872061 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted September 1, 2012 Report Share Posted September 1, 2012 On 9/1/2012 at 10:18 AM, usagi said: I have less and less respect for superstar actors as time goes by. there are two probs with this statement 1) why did you ever have respect for actors 2) shia labouf is a superstar? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/75489-lars-von-trier-the-nymphomaniac/#findComment-1872068 Share on other sites More sharing options...
awepittance Posted September 1, 2012 Report Share Posted September 1, 2012 they used doubles for antichrist. Unless his dick looks exactly the same in the closeup shots from what we *know* it looks like, i'm calling bullshit http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=scctp8-xYX4 nsfw Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide awepittance's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/75489-lars-von-trier-the-nymphomaniac/#findComment-1872069 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcofribas Posted September 1, 2012 Report Share Posted September 1, 2012 i personally will be doing everything in my power to get to the bottom of this dick issue. if its shia's dick, or the dick of another, i'm gonna find out. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/75489-lars-von-trier-the-nymphomaniac/#findComment-1872087 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nowyouknow Posted September 1, 2012 Report Share Posted September 1, 2012 waiting for this. melancholia was my favorite movie from 2011. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/75489-lars-von-trier-the-nymphomaniac/#findComment-1872090 Share on other sites More sharing options...
KovalainenFanBoy Posted September 1, 2012 Report Share Posted September 1, 2012 Well, it's not like we haven't seen real sex scenes before. The Brown Bunny and Ken Park come to mind Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide KovalainenFanBoy's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/75489-lars-von-trier-the-nymphomaniac/#findComment-1872096 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ego Posted September 1, 2012 Report Share Edit Hide Delete Posted September 1, 2012 (edited) So is this another "Puzzy Power" manifesto film? I downloaded 2 of the Zentropa porn flicks once. Boring. Just look at this shit: Reveal hidden contents Plot The films must have plots. Individual sequences must be linked into a logical chain of emotions, fantasies, passions, et cetera so we can relate to the characters and what goes on between them. It is not enough for four unknown actors to enter stage right, drop their pants and simply get down to it unless this is obviously part of a fantasy or a set-up in which the titillation is inherent in this very occurrence. The plot must be about something erotic. It must not be too extensive or contain too many “non-erotic” components, thus making us forget the erotic aspect and causing the fire to die down. Films must not be too lengthy—short plots are preferable. The plot may spring from one or more female fantasies or situations that could occur in everyday life. Eroticism Feelings, passions, sensuality, intimacy, and the lead-up must be emphasised. The films must be based on woman’s pleasure and desire. The senses must be aroused, a play made of titillation, distance and closeness. The woman must be turned on, and her anticipation be built up into insurmountable lust, as the joys of anticipation are and will always be the greatest. Visual style Images of bodies must be shown that caress the body and its erotic details. The erotic aspect may well lie elsewhere than the genitalia. We must see the beauty of the body, of the male body, too, and he is welcome to offer his body up to us. The body need not be completely naked, as partial concealment can be far more erotic. Setting The films may be set in the past or present. Time and place are not crucial; what matters is what happens in the films. A bared shoulder or ankle can be powerfully erotic, and this kind of slightly “old-fashioned” sensuality may well be incorporated into films set in the present day. Humour Subtle humour is welcome; perhaps a comic sequence at the start of a film to break the ice—but fun must not be poked at the sexual act itself. What is not allowed There are no restrictions on what may be depicted in the films as long as it is presented in an acceptable way. The only limit is that women must not be subjected to violence or coercion against their will. However, it is fully acceptable to film female fantasies in which the woman is raped/assaulted by an anonymous man/a bit of rough trade, or if it is clear from the plot that what we are seeing is a woman living out her fantasy, perhaps by agreement with her significant other. What we hate … is the oral sex scene where the woman is coerced to perform fellatio, her hair pulled hard, and come is squirted into her face. Edited September 1, 2012 by Ego Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/75489-lars-von-trier-the-nymphomaniac/#findComment-1872097 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted September 1, 2012 Report Share Posted September 1, 2012 Michael Winterbottom already made a movie with a real cumshot in it. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/75489-lars-von-trier-the-nymphomaniac/#findComment-1872098 Share on other sites More sharing options...
KovalainenFanBoy Posted September 1, 2012 Report Share Posted September 1, 2012 I might aswell make a list of things on porn videos that turn me on and make a manifesto out of them, so I can have a bunch of porn videos made only to satisfy my masturbational needs. This is actually a great idea now that I think about it Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide KovalainenFanBoy's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/75489-lars-von-trier-the-nymphomaniac/#findComment-1872100 Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted September 1, 2012 Report Share Posted September 1, 2012 On 9/1/2012 at 12:58 PM, ThatSpanishGuy said: Well, it's not like we haven't seen real sex scenes before. The Brown Bunny and Ken Park come to mind it's called porn. On 9/1/2012 at 7:58 AM, jefferoo said: Fuck Lars Von Trier and fuck Shia Lebeouf. Seriously. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 9:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/75489-lars-von-trier-the-nymphomaniac/#findComment-1872106 Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted September 1, 2012 Report Share Posted September 1, 2012 On 9/1/2012 at 1:10 PM, Candiru said: Michael Winterbottom already made a movie with a real cumshot in it. So did John Cameron Mitchell. That dude in Shortbus jizzed in his own mouth. If Von Trier or LeBeouf were actually edgy, they'd try to top that. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide J3FF3R00's signature Hide all signatures 666 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/75489-lars-von-trier-the-nymphomaniac/#findComment-1872119 Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted September 1, 2012 Report Share Posted September 1, 2012 (edited) I'd watch a movie where Shia LaBeouf did anal. Edited September 1, 2012 by essines Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 9:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/75489-lars-von-trier-the-nymphomaniac/#findComment-1872131 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcofribas Posted September 1, 2012 Report Share Posted September 1, 2012 i'd watch it with you Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/75489-lars-von-trier-the-nymphomaniac/#findComment-1872133 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RadarJammer Posted September 1, 2012 Report Share Posted September 1, 2012 On 9/1/2012 at 2:30 PM, jefferoo said: On 9/1/2012 at 1:10 PM, Candiru said: Michael Winterbottom already made a movie with a real cumshot in it. So did John Cameron Mitchell. That dude in Shortbus jizzed in his own mouth. If Von Trier or LeBeouf were actually edgy, they'd try to top that. Some dude came in a little bowl some lady was holding in Caligula. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/75489-lars-von-trier-the-nymphomaniac/#findComment-1872155 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted September 1, 2012 Report Share Posted September 1, 2012 I want sex! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Atop's signature Hide all signatures music by ATOPdj mixes by ATOP https://woodbetweenworlds.bandcamp.com/album/777 https://auralcanyonmusic.bandcamp.com/album/once-i-was-as-you-are-now Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/75489-lars-von-trier-the-nymphomaniac/#findComment-1872158 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted September 1, 2012 Report Share Posted September 1, 2012 is his girlfriend carey mulligan? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/75489-lars-von-trier-the-nymphomaniac/#findComment-1872163 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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