Lars von Trier - The Nymphomaniac

damn that cinemablend preview gives too much away about the plot

looks okay I guess

another non-fan of Charlotte Gainsborough (sp?). She's ugly but I also think she's not that good of an actress. She enunciates lines in a very actorly fashion, not natural.

I think Breaking the Waves was probably his definitive work re: human sexuality. Antichrist was good pulpy fun but didn't hit the gut. Curious if this ends up better.

I just realized it's probably impossible for me to get excited about any artsy film regarding sexuality. Antichrist was cool because of the weird surreal horror angle, but a dogme film about ppl having (even sadomasochistic) sex? Meh. Like the posters tho.

  On 11/23/2013 at 9:22 AM, LimpyLoo said:

Can't wait to wank to this and then anxiously ponder my own psychosexual darkness.

lol

  On 11/24/2013 at 7:47 PM, Hoodie said:

  On 11/23/2013 at 9:22 AM, LimpyLoo said:

Can't wait to wank to this and then anxiously ponder my own psychosexual darkness.

lol

Best LimpyLol in a while

flol

http://www.darkhorizons.com/news/29944/-frozen-audience-saw-explicit-sex-scenes

Tyler Durden'd

lol I wish that's how I could first see it

lol at the idea of it being an 'accident'. People who work in these mega theatre chains are fucking bored kids with barely any supervision or management looking over their shoulder, obviously on purpose.

I had the pleasure of viewing the premiere of Jurassic Park 3 in a packed theatre in hayward california, my friend worked there at the time and used to keep a bong in his work locker and smoke weed with the managers in the projection room. this night he was literally the only person working the projection room for the entire theatre, so before Jurassic Park 3 he played a 7 minute long plunderphonic non sensical movie trailer he made, people were confused, turning back to look at the booth, just a whole audience completely baffled by what was going on. Surprisingly not a single person complained or mentioned it after the movie even though it was filled with several redband trailer 'fucks' randomly spliced in.

new teaser:

lulz, she sux at s&m, those phonebooks are definitely going to slip off the sofa with any amount of self-respecting violence

^ my thought too but I wasn't gonna say it first

i like von trier. he's done some really good work, but then there are times when he's trolling and i think this is one of those times. i know that stunt he did at cannes that got him banned irked him, even though he acted like he didn't care (and understood why they banned him)- but i honestly think this is his reply to cannes

I think the guy is kind of like an immature teenager at this point, trying to be some kind of edgy shock-jock alpha male type. And I think making this kind of movie says something about you... not what he thinks it says... but I'll still watch it because I can't not look at blowjobs on trains and reckless exploitative sex lol

Melancholia was kind of the nail in the coffin of his artistic integrity for me.

to be fair, there aren't many places you can go after blowing up the earth.

is it possible this movie was inspired by charlotte gainsbourg's potentially real nymphomania? I'd like to believe this theory

apparently she is such a nympho her body used up all her estrogen

ouch, i do find her genuinely hot though, i wouldn't describe her as conventionally attractive

  On 12/12/2013 at 4:14 AM, John Ehrlichman said:

ouch, i do find her genuinely hot though, i wouldn't describe her as conventionally attractive

If you're going to see this one in a theater, please go and sit in the back in the corner. Away from the rest of us. And don't forget to take your own box of

with you.

Yeah Good idea i heard it's a sad movie

lel

lel

I'm expecting this film to start out pretty depressing, provide us with many weird boners while making things progressively more miserable for the lead along the way. In the end we will want to kill ourselves for being aroused. Snot and tears and hate of all things. Yeah, I'm not even sure why I want to go through this, but I do.

let's just change this into a thread about rammstein

They were supposedly collaborating with Die Antwoord, weren't they?

  On 12/12/2013 at 4:14 AM, John Ehrlichman said:

ouch, i do find her genuinely hot though, i wouldn't describe her as conventionally attractive

I'd expect lots of scratches and bite marks afterwards, but I'd be kind of proud of them, too.

a few peeps who have seen it say its a glorified porno & which i can kinda believe as lars von triers has been losing his touch 4 a while... but the idiots is genius lol