Lars von Trier - The Nymphomaniac

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we definitely should have a chatmm simultaneous viewing sesh dedicated to this when the first cam-rip torrents pop up.

flol @ the last clip.

  On 9/1/2012 at 5:03 PM, essines said:

I'd watch a movie where Shia LaBeouf did anal.

i thought this movie was supposed to follow one character, a female who is a nymphomaniac from like age 8 to 40 or something to that effect. Now it seems like some kind of ensemble cast with a bunch of different narratives going at once. Why is it always that Lars Von Trier always ends up doing things slightly less shocking and outlandish than what his original announcement is? I remember him also saying they would have actors actually fucking, but maybe he was joking. Hard to tell

  On 11/11/2013 at 7:53 AM, John Ehrlichman said:

I remember him also saying they would have actors actually fucking, but maybe he was joking. Hard to tell

Wasn't that Shia LeBeuf who said that and then Lars von Trier went out and said, "nope!"

oh joy, shia lebeuf doing a dodgy accent and getting his knob out

Zzzzzzzzzzz

Did you hear the news that there's a kickstarter for making a film of Aphex Twin's milkman?

  On 11/11/2013 at 7:53 AM, John Ehrlichman said:

i thought this movie was supposed to follow one character, a female who is a nymphomaniac from like age 8 to 40 or something to that effect. Now it seems like some kind of ensemble cast with a bunch of different narratives going at once. Why is it always that Lars Von Trier always ends up doing things slightly less shocking and outlandish than what his original announcement is? I remember him also saying they would have actors actually fucking, but maybe he was joking. Hard to tell

It's the same girl in all of those chapters......

and does he include scenes of her at a preteen age somehow acting out on her nymphomania? I'm not saying I want to see that, im just saying it's an extremely controversial premise for a movie, and I've seen absolutely nothing out of these press materials to suggest the movie is anything close to being that controversial. That's all i was saying, that he sort of put the bar way too high in his original announcement in terms of trying to shock people by alluding to that possibility. To truly shock people its better to just keep things under wraps.

pornhub comments on stills from Lars von Trier's Nymphomaniac

  On 11/11/2013 at 9:03 PM, John Ehrlichman said:

I'm mostly mad I don't get to watch people fuck. Dammit. Set the bar high and fuck it, hard.

  On 11/11/2013 at 7:53 AM, John Ehrlichman said:

Why is it always that Lars Von Trier always ends up doing things slightly less shocking and outlandish than what his original announcement is? I remember him also saying they would have actors actually fucking, but maybe he was joking. Hard to tell

LVT already made people fuck on camera in Idioterne (The Idiots). Sure, the porngraphic scenes were stunt cocks and vulvas, nevertheless, you could see close-ups of real sexual activity. I'm not sure LVT has anything to prove in terms of provocation.

  On 11/12/2013 at 9:38 AM, the anonymous forumite said:

LVT already made people fuck on camera in Idioterne (The Idiots).

this sentence made me bust out laughing for some reason

  On 11/12/2013 at 9:38 AM, the anonymous forumite said:

I'm not sure LVT has anything to prove in terms of provocation.

 

you guys are latching onto the least important part of my post, of course he has things to prove in terms of provocation. He practically announced the movie premise as something that in certain european countries could be classified as child porn, a preteen girl acting out her nymphomania..

  On 11/12/2013 at 10:05 AM, John Ehrlichman said:

 

  On 11/12/2013 at 9:38 AM, the anonymous forumite said:

I'm not sure LVT has anything to prove in terms of provocation.

 

you guys are latching onto the least important part of my post, of course he has things to prove in terms of provocation. He practically announced the movie premise as something that in certain european countries could be classified as child porn, a preteen girl acting out her nymphomania..

 

To be fair, I was joking. I understand ya.

From the clips so far this is gonna be epic just like Melancholia and Antichrist. Really feelin the vibes on this, it's giving out a sensual aura.

" a sensual aura?"

lol

  On 11/13/2013 at 1:23 AM, Alcofribas said:

" a sensual aura?"

 

lol

you know, like pics of ppl cumming and stuff

  On 11/13/2013 at 1:32 AM, usagi said:

 

  On 11/13/2013 at 1:23 AM, Alcofribas said:

" a sensual aura?"

 

lol

 

you know, like pics of ppl cumming and stuff

 

or clitoris snipping

It's about a female nymphomaniac who can't get enough stimulation. She bangs. The clips so far have been pretty mysterious (not even sure who most of these characters are, seems quite a lot of people in it). Perhaps one of Lars' most powerful female characters so far, look forward to seeing it.

  On 11/13/2013 at 1:36 AM, xox said:

 

  On 11/13/2013 at 1:32 AM, usagi said:

 

  On 11/13/2013 at 1:23 AM, Alcofribas said:

" a sensual aura?"

 

lol

 

you know, like pics of ppl cumming and stuff

 

 

or clitoris snipping

 

or

  On 11/11/2013 at 9:07 PM, baph said:

pornhub comments on stills from Lars von Trier's Nymphomaniac

  On 11/13/2013 at 1:32 AM, usagi said:

 

  On 11/13/2013 at 1:23 AM, Alcofribas said:

" a sensual aura?"

 

lol

 

you know, like pics of ppl cumming and stuff

 

lol

So according to the producer or something, Nymphomania is 4 hours long...

Incorrect. It was over 5 hours long but has been split into two two hour parts. It will also be hardcore.