Lars von Trier - The Nymphomaniac

so tainted

We've all seen Screech from saved by the bell give a dirty sanchez right? So like all of you ( i speak for all of us) i've been so desensitized to celebrities being involved in actual sex acts on film that i will only be satisfied if we see Shia do an actual ejaculation face kind like that website beautiful agony.

I wish he would make his films a little less hollywood inclined and finish the American trilogy.

Hoooo, I don't. I could only watch 20 mins of Mandalay before turning it off. What a stink-bomb.

Dogville was superb tho.

Yeah, weird. I loved Dogville but thought the other two or three movies of his I watched were just trash.

He's a clown.

Wasn't The Idiots a Von Trier flick as well?

That had actual hardcore penetration in it. Enjoyed that one btw.

I'm mostly having issues with the writer of the piece in the op, writers like that can make anything sound horrible and pretentious.

After sending a sextape of his own, Skrillex got the part to write the score for the movie. I don't see how this can go wrong in the hands of Lars.

LOL

  On 9/2/2012 at 6:00 AM, lumpenprol said:

Hoooo, I don't. I could only watch 20 mins of Mandalay before turning it off. What a stink-bomb.

 

Dogville was superb tho.

  On 9/2/2012 at 7:06 AM, Al Hounos said:

Yeah, weird. I loved Dogville but thought the other two or three movies of his I watched were just trash.

He's a clown.

  On 9/2/2012 at 3:52 PM, ussr said:

Wasn't The Idiots a Von Trier flick as well?

That had actual hardcore penetration in it.

yep.

i don't get what the fuss is all about. there's penises, bushes and boobs ll over most of his flicks. and it's all porno doubles anyway. unless he can get chloe sevigny who only recently masturbated on the tv show louie. seriously, what is up with chloe sevigny? she's always sucking people off, flashing her vag, masturbating. and she's christian too.

look http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/28/nymphomaniac-clip-lars-von-trier_n_3516529.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003

  On 9/4/2012 at 2:53 PM, kinski said:

 

  On 9/2/2012 at 3:52 PM, 'ussr' said:

Wasn't The Idiots a Von Trier flick as well?

That had actual hardcore penetration in it.

yep.

i don't get what the fuss is all about. there's penises, bushes and boobs ll over most of his flicks. and it's all porno doubles anyway. unless he can get chloe sevigny who only recently masturbated on the tv show louie. seriously, what is up with chloe sevigny? she's always sucking people off, flashing her vag, masturbating. and she's christian too.

 

She is cool though. Would bang.

Also, I like Lars Von Trier, and don't mind Lebaouf doing arty stuff. I don't particularly care about his off-screen behavior. Hopefully, it is good.

What a silly looking movie.

  On 6/28/2013 at 11:51 PM, Friendly Foil said:

What a silly looking movie.

just think of a bag of chocolate sweeties

Alco, did you solve the dickstery (dick mystery)?

lol no. too idm

I've loved all of his work thus far, and am greatly looking forward to this one.

i wish von trier would just go back to making interesting films again

  On 6/29/2013 at 6:20 AM, Nebraska said:

i wish von trier would just go back to making interesting films again

How was Antichrist not interesting?

I wish Lars Von Trier would quit holding back.

advert posters. ahem...

http://www.theguardian.com/film/poll/2013/oct/10/nymphomaniac-orgasm-posters-vote-favourite

christian slater is still alive?

  On 10/10/2013 at 8:13 PM, zaphod said:

christian slater is still alive?

yea, he's lookin aight. the waiter on the otherhand...

Fucking lol at those posters. I'm pretty sure the media will go nuts once this thing drops, can't wait.

  On 10/10/2013 at 8:15 PM, olo said:

 

  On 10/10/2013 at 8:13 PM, zaphod said:

christian slater is still alive?

yea, he's lookin aight. the waiter on the otherhand...

 

he loves the sex doesn't he, Lars. why not go the whole hog and just make really artsy pornos?