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Shia will sling his poop at someone and do cartwheels naked before dry humping some older actress like Diane Lane or Helen Mirren during the Oscars. Mark my words.

  On 2/13/2014 at 8:48 AM, Candiru said:

Shia will sling his poop at someone and do cartwheels naked before dry humping some older actress like Diane Lane or Helen Mirren during the Oscars. Mark my words.

Well, Helen Mirren, who wouldn't?

 

Let's face it she'll be a milf up until the moment she dies, and even then she'd probably get some people to reconsider necrophilia

After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

- lost cloud

 

I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

  On 2/13/2014 at 10:18 AM, lumpenprol said:

 

  On 2/13/2014 at 8:48 AM, Candiru said:

Shia will sling his poop at someone and do cartwheels naked before dry humping some older actress like Diane Lane or Helen Mirren during the Oscars. Mark my words.

Well, Helen Mirren, who wouldn't?

 

Let's face it she'll be a milf up until the moment she dies, and even then she'd probably get some people to reconsider necrophilia

 

 

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  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

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so how awkward did the super-imposed penetration look over the real actors? A friend of mine who saw it said they actually did a pretty seamless job on that, I'm still confused on how that could actually not look silly as fuck

Theres not much penetration, i think theres only one shot where an actors face was digitally added into a penetration shot and it was LaBeof's head in the background as the nymph mounted him cowgirl style. It's a 1 sec shot but it looks 100% real. The most graphic stuff is the whipping of Gainsbourg's asscheeks in Chapter 7. Not easy viewing.

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this movie was so fucking good! really smart film, i thought it had great writing and directing. i liked the moral questions it was posing to the viewer. it was definitely much more than a glorified porno.

fuck yeah glorified porno

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

I like to have my wang activated and my brain masturbated. Should I see this? I'll watch it.

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