XI year old Autechre Album Released: Exai (WARP234)

HEY, PEOPLE HAVE SAID "THE REVIEWS SAY"....WHAT REVIEWS, guise? I did a google search came up with nothing? I want to read some other people's cynical, off-the-cuff, ill-considered opinions on the album

  On 2/1/2013 at 2:48 AM, phling said:

fuck

What happened to farts?!

going mental on keyboards and beat machines hardly constitutes 'music'. learn music theory, harmony and composition. learn to make a groove that people can dance to. hire a singer to get some emotion and personal appeal to it. right now this sounds like someones keys got stuck or something on someones instruments and someone forgot to turn the thing off and it was left alone all night then someone packaged it in a cd

Lol

I can't listen to it.. the beats are too random!

  On 2/1/2013 at 3:26 AM, coax said:

going mental on keyboards and beat machines hardly constitutes 'music'. learn music theory, harmony and composition. learn to make a groove that people can dance to. hire a singer to get some emotion and personal appeal to it. right now this sounds like someones keys got stuck or something on someones instruments and someone forgot to turn the thing off and it was left alone all night then someone packaged it in a cd

now that is quality. you beat every last one of us to the punch!

 

fuck page 202

Edited February 1, 2013 by disoriental express

it's just noise, all I hear are random noises

Just gives me a headache.

"Autechre", more like "oughta care", my kids coulda done better.

  On 2/1/2013 at 3:26 AM, coax said:

going mental on keyboards and beat machines hardly constitutes 'music'. learn music theory, harmony and composition. learn to make a groove that people can dance to. hire a singer to get some emotion and personal appeal to it. right now this sounds like someones keys got stuck or something on someones instruments and someone forgot to turn the thing off and it was left alone all night then someone packaged it in a cd

FUCK THIS NOISE WHAT IS THIS SHIT YOU YOU KIDS CALL MUSIC IN MY DAY PEOPLE COULD PLAY A GOD DAMN MELODY AND NOW ITS A BUNCH OF SHIT WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS CAPS LOCK BUTTON DO oh no i don't like that at all

  On 2/1/2013 at 3:41 AM, blos said:

"Autechre", more like "oughta care", my kids coulda done better.

 

Oh god I'm in tears

  On 2/1/2013 at 3:56 AM, sweepstakes said:

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS CAPS LOCK BUTTON DO oh no i don't like that at all

 

qft

 

When they dig up the remains of the Internet in 2367, this statement will be the Rosetta stone.

lol

I'm currently listening to Night Highway from the Snowboard Kids soundtrack.

 

oh everyone has gone.

  On 2/1/2013 at 12:31 AM, triachus said:

don't forget that this thread is about three threads merged together (including the bull wallet shop thread), so it's kinda like a fake victory

 

you need to add the replies up from those threads and substract them from the whole thread, then you know the real number

 

it's probably barely over 100 or so

 

 

i killed the party

 

you all asked for it

 

oversteps thread was a combination of merged threads. hence the name 'megathread'

This thread feels like a drawn-out New Year's countdown. Dumb analogy, I know.

people

i had my first autechre dream last night

exai sounded really nice. i remember being really happy while i was listening to it. the packaging was nice to hold.

there was one track where there's a big loud crashing noise in the middle, then it continues on in a draft-esque hip hop groove

people here were psyched about the release and were big upping ae all over the place

anthony fantano gave it a strong 9 and skrillex tweeted about it

 

then i woke up

 

it's only the 2nd dream like this i've ever had. the first one was about getting a ps2.

the future is assured then..... we may all recede to the warmth of our beds and our lives..... ae still the boss....

Edited February 1, 2013 by disoriental express

  On 2/1/2013 at 5:17 AM, StephenG said:

 

I had a dream lastnight that I was the first to tell people that bleep had released it early.. then I woke up and thought "lol, yeah right"

I have a feel that one track will sound like this

we can only hope for that...