stupid first world achievements and successes

I achieved orgasm.

Sorry, I always want to post that in here every time I see the thread.

About to polish off a bottle of French red wine and have a peaceful nap. Nothing else to do when I wake up than uncork another bottle and crack open a few beers and listen to tunes.

I will be lurking on watmm later. Hopefully causing a little mischief.

  On 4/28/2020 at 4:49 PM, beer badger said:

About to polish off a bottle of French red wine and have a peaceful nap. Nothing else to do when I wake up than uncork another bottle and crack open a few beers and listen to tunes.

I will be lurking on watmm later. Hopefully causing a little mischief.

Hey man, you know that alcohol is bad for your liver mate

Got my personal high score in Scrabble, but it was a real time game and there's no record of it - 540.  Beat my previous record by 1 point.  I was very surprised because it was a timed game, and I felt pressure to rush my turns without carefully analyzing whether I was making the best play or not.  Only got 2 bingos so... not really sure how it ended up being my best highest scoring game.

Those fucking jerks at t-mobile thought they got me by limiting speeds on the wifi hotspot shared with my laptop but i found a way to get around it... Take that! Xoxo

  On 4/13/2020 at 7:10 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

Had a half hour nap just yesterday.

https://getpocket.com/explore/item/scientists-agree-coffee-naps-are-better-than-coffee-or-naps-alone?utm_source=pocket-newtab

  On 4/29/2020 at 9:40 PM, chenGOD said:

https://getpocket.com/explore/item/scientists-agree-coffee-naps-are-better-than-coffee-or-naps-alone?utm_source=pocket-newtab

Hell yes 

just-got-your-dick-sucked naps are even better tho

edit: don't need no science to know that

That article is quite excellent.

  On 4/28/2020 at 5:07 PM, dingformung said:

Hey man, you know that alcohol is bad for your liver mate

Tea pls, morning noon & night

  On 4/29/2020 at 10:25 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

That article is quite excellent.

lol @ the Japanese test shining a bright light into the subjects' eyes to (presumably) enhance wakefulness.

I use a Moka Pot for making coffee - two metal components which screw together, with the coffee grind segment wedged between them.  Makes a great cup of coffee every time, but without fail any time I pour the coffee, a few drops spilled out the middle where the components intersect.  Today, I poured my coffee and there was zero spillage!  It's a miracle! 

(It was like dropping a ball and having it fly upwards instead of falling to the floor - that one time gravity fucked up and did something delightful.)

I discovered tiktok .. It's great 

I keep hearing that name in relation to something internet-related, but I have no idea what it is.  And it makes me think about my own mortality every time I hear it.

It's a video sharing app

Ah, so it's youtube?

  On 5/21/2020 at 7:46 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

Ah, so it's youtube?

No more like Vines. Just download the app man, and you'll be cool like the cool kids.. 

this is a noice thread.

Did the sound design for this earlier this year and it has finally been released

Just found out you can buy porn DVDs on amazon and they don't censor images

And also discovered the show the wonder years is on cable weekday nights 

I got a lone star tick in me last weekend and I removed it perfectly and it appears that I have not gotten any diseases from it.

I've finally mostly recovered from the 60km hike I did last weekend.

80km hike planned later this summer with much harder terrain. Fffuuu..

Oh and my new release is ready for preorder!

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The artist has chosen to donate proceeds from this release to Black Girls Code, who aim to empower girls of color ages 7 to 17 to become innovators in STEM fields, leaders in their communities, and builders of their own futures through exposure to computer science and technology.

https://www.unearthedsounds.co.uk/collections/a-all-preorder/products/roque-brown-baby-ltd-handstamped-12

https://www.redeyerecords.co.uk/vinyl/122846-psi-au001-roque-brown-baby-[ltd-hand-stamped-12
 

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