stupid first world achievements and successes

  On 6/24/2020 at 3:56 PM, rhmilo said:

Wait ... that's a ship?

I've been on ships. They were not like that.

 

Holy shit is that thing real?

i'm not on that one anymore...

I'm on tik tok just now looking at live streams and I find this guy I know that I see on the bus all the time that lives around me

WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS SURREAL 

now i secretly know him and i can spy on him

HAHAAAAAA!

Congrats.

I mean, OK. 

Just made my first batch of cucumber kimchi (oi-sobagi). Haven't tried it yet tho - gonna chill it in the fridge overnight first and then bring some to work tomorrow for lunch.

Haven't done any fighting training in a long time but I can still kick an apple from someones head if I have to. I'm generally very good at kicking. Throw things at me and I kick them in midair. I aim well.

I excel at getting nothing done, it is my special ability.

i'm extremely good at mediocrity...

  On 8/30/2020 at 6:08 PM, Gocab said:

I excel at getting nothing done, it is my special ability.

Good job, man. If more people had this skill, there would be no war.

  On 8/30/2020 at 12:04 PM, dingformung said:

Haven't done any fighting training in a long time but I can still kick an apple from someones head if I have to. I'm generally very good at kicking. Throw things at me and I kick them in midair. I aim well.

good job man, if more people had this skill, there would be 

edit: ahhh nvrmnd

Found a guy in my neighborhood selling a Zoom G3Xn for less than the cost of a decent Wah, let alone the cost of a decent Wah AND a chorus pedal, which is what I was looking for.

So now I own a superb (for the price) multi-effect that's become even cheaper because I can now sell off my Boss DD-3 as well.

Finally finished the last of the durian in my fridge, despite the naturally putrid stench. I'm not one to waste food if I can help it, so it seemed to be the most viable solution.

Never buying it again tho.

  On 9/14/2020 at 3:15 AM, timbre monke said:

Finally finished the last of the durian in my fridge, despite the naturally putrid stench. I'm not one to waste food if I can help it, so it seemed to be the most viable solution.

Never buying it again tho.

Same! We go to great lengths to make sure we use absolutely everything in our fridge.... we meal plan 2 weeks at a time tbh. But lol what inspired you to buy durian? Yuck

  On 9/14/2020 at 3:15 AM, timbre monke said:

Finally finished the last of the durian in my fridge, despite the naturally putrid stench. I'm not one to waste food if I can help it, so it seemed to be the most viable solution.

Never buying it again tho.

Next step:

  On 9/14/2020 at 3:46 AM, Hugh Mughnus said:

Same! We go to great lengths to make sure we use absolutely everything in our fridge.... we meal plan 2 weeks at a time tbh. But lol what inspired you to buy durian? Yuck

I've known about it for years, and just happened to spot a frozen package of it at a local grocery store. So I bought it out of sheer curiosity.

  On 9/14/2020 at 4:10 AM, yekker said:

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Chris is a pansy with that gas mask. He needs to whiff it with his bare nostrils like a real man.

  On 9/14/2020 at 3:15 AM, timbre monke said:

Finally finished the last of the durian in my fridge, despite the naturally putrid stench. I'm not one to waste food if I can help it, so it seemed to be the most viable solution.

Never buying it again tho.

Years ago I made the mistake of buying some mangosteen, aka the most wonderful fruit in the world. They were disgusting.

The durian you bought is probably nowhere near as good as fresh either.

You’ll have to try again when you’re in SE Asia, I’m afraid.

  On 9/14/2020 at 4:10 AM, yekker said:

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"i cannot see how such a civilized nation as Sweden could produce something so vile". mostly funny and awkward but it's amazing how xenophobic a short Telegraph youtube video manages to be. there must be a hundred funnier and more entertaining ways to talk about these stinky fish, without dragging an entire nationality through that stink.

  On 9/14/2020 at 8:41 AM, timbre monke said:

I've known about it for years, and just happened to spot a frozen package of it at a local grocery store. So I bought it out of sheer curiosity.

Fair, yeah! Have to try things at least once. I’ve not tried jackfruit yet but have read it tastes somewhat similar. I’d like to buy one but they’re 20+ pounds
 

a matter of life and death..

I'm now an Ableton Certified Trainer. 

  On 9/18/2020 at 5:25 PM, Nil said:

I'm now an Ableton Certified Trainer. 

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fuck yes !

 

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How do you automate creativity?

That's a tough one. Drugs ? 

As promised I donated all the proceeds from my latest release to "Black Girls Code". Yesterday afternoon I sent them $511.