stupid first world achievements and successes

  On 6/23/2020 at 8:54 PM, Tim_J said:

Still on lock down... But inside the ship we can wander around wherever we want...

Don't think any of the ships will start running before September... 

Ok I was hoping that was the case!

Do you sometimes wander around?

  On 6/23/2020 at 9:35 PM, dingformung said:

Do you sometimes wander around?

literally just happened to finish a tub of Ben and Jerry's Phish Food right here, right now as I see this (posted an hour ago)

as an overweight white man i am more than proud to be out there on the frontline, fighting for the freedom of thought we deserve in the midst of all these propaganda machines. tomorrow i will be doing the same thing, but with a Cookie Dough tub. fight for your rights!

  On 6/23/2020 at 8:56 PM, beerwolf said:

Did a huge toxic satanic shit upstairs in the Executive toilet facilities and didn't flush the toilet and put the paper in the bin. So sometime tomorrow some Suit will find it in all it's majestic glory staring them right in the face. It had the texture of wet cement, was the size and shape of a wonky melon and the color of dayglo orange. It stank like a mixture of rotten orchard fruit and rotten flesh. Just perfick.

Real joke’s on the cleaner that has to scrub the toilet bowl clean and fish your shitty tp from the bin. Did you check the cleaning schedule? Maybe the upstairs fatcats never even get to feast upon your fecal fruit. 

  On 6/23/2020 at 8:27 PM, Tim_J said:

Pretty cool ship:

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Wait ... that's a ship?

I've been on ships. They were not like that.

  On 6/24/2020 at 10:23 PM, Stickfigger said:

  On 6/20/2020 at 10:33 AM, Squee said:

I made Lea Thompson from Back to the Future make a video greeting to my friend and congratulate him on his second place in Warzone. 

Loved her in Howard the Duck All The Right Moves

My friend bought a dreamcast today and he's paying me to burn games for him. Looking forward to seeing them running on his crt tv and maybe playing some of the great fighting games that system has.

tested negative for the rona.  all clear for upper endoscopy tuesday.  looking forward to being sedated.. in case i have mentioned that everywhere like 10 times a day for the last month. 

Good luck!

My dad was a pulmonary doctor and had a picture of a piece of chicken lodged in his throat for decades. Captured through endoscope that was taken after lunch. Hope that lightens the mood.

Behold, call the Guinness book of world records for I have matched the speed of Spitfire aircraft on land.

Today, during the 2km downhill, I reached 683.8 km/h, or 424.9 in retarded freedom eagles per assault rifles.

  On 7/12/2020 at 7:45 PM, cichlisuite said:

Behold, call the Guinness book of world records for I have matched the speed of Spitfire aircraft on land.

Today, during the 2km downhill, I reached 683.8 km/h, or 424.9 in retarded freedom eagles per assault rifles.

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of course it's just a curious glitch and nothing else

 

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I love everything about this post!!

Passed on three tracks for a video game to a client who then sent it off to their three digit million dollar client - and they approved all of them. My heart has been racing all weekend because of this.

Three fucking digit million dollar?! Wow! So successful & sexy! *revs car engine*

My friends keep sending pictures of fancy Italian dishes they make so in return I'm sending them pictures of cheap ordinary meals with Italian captions. Like calling oatmeal "zuppa d'avena".

I ditched smoking cigs a good while ago after smoking relatively much. It for some reason wasn't difficult

I've learned to mitigate VR motion sickness via Bundaburg ginger beer as well as ginger candy. Ginger is magic.

Just completed my new EP.

Ps: almost unintentionaly leaked it myself on SC haha

I'm on an even keel with my psych meds, for the first time since...well...since I went to New York and became a barefoot schizophrenic homeless fucking weirdo and streaked in front of Trump Tower and almost died like twice.

*unintentionally-effeminate slightly-autistic Arsenio Hall-inspired fist pump*

  On 8/1/2020 at 6:04 AM, LimpyLoo said:

I'm on an even keel with my psych meds, for the first time since...well...since I went to New York and became a barefoot schizophrenic homeless fucking weirdo and streaked in front of Trump Tower and almost died like twice.

*unintentionally-effeminate slightly-autistic Arsenio Hall-inspired fist pump*

 

How did you almost die?

  On 8/1/2020 at 6:04 AM, LimpyLoo said:

I'm on an even keel with my psych meds, for the first time since...well...since I went to New York and became a barefoot schizophrenic homeless fucking weirdo and streaked in front of Trump Tower and almost died like twice.

*unintentionally-effeminate slightly-autistic Arsenio Hall-inspired fist pump*

 

Welcome back! That sounds fucking rough, glad to hear you’re in a somewhat better place now. 
 

  On 8/1/2020 at 9:16 AM, dingformung said:

How did you almost die?

"Almost died" is probably overselling it, but basically stuff like nearly walking into traffic, nearly falling off bridges, being un-cautious with fentanyl, walking around Manhattan barefoot with cuts and scrapes on my feet, sleeping in parks in random (possibly dangerous I have no idea) neighborhoods, a few rather precarious social encounters...

"Tempting fate" is probably more accurate.

  On 8/1/2020 at 12:17 PM, user said:

Welcome back! That sounds fucking rough, glad to hear you’re in a somewhat better place now. 
 

Thx m9

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Made my own kimchi today for the first time ever. Managed to fill 6 leftover pickle jars with the stuff. Now it just needs to ferment for 3 days. Took the smallest possible taste sample, which is, so far, promising.

And welcome back Limpy.

My company paid for a fancy new chair for me. Kind of a shame I'm starting to look for another job.