stupid first world achievements and successes

/doesn't put kanye balls in that hand.

bubby home yet ?

  On 1/20/2015 at 4:54 AM, chenGOD said:

My daughter was born today at 16:06 PST.

maaaaaaaaaaaan the next 3/4 months are gonna be a blast, and from one particular end quite literally lolol

My fiance and I decided to go on a 2 week diet plan to help lose some weight, I've actually managed to stick to it and only have a few days left. When I'm done though I'm going to get myself a big fucking burger from Five Guys or something.

I managed to fix my speaker cable that the rabbit chewed through. Only problem is they now look like this...

Toplel

cripes

  On 1/24/2015 at 4:12 PM, IrisAndTheLens said:

I managed to fix my speaker cable that the rabbit chewed through. Only problem is they now look like this...

 

 

Toplel

Hmmm only one macgyver out of 5 for you I'm afraid.

Doh! Should have used a paperclip.

  On 1/24/2015 at 8:20 PM, IrisAndTheLens said:

Doh! Should have used a paperclip.

Where is the like button when one needs it. Damn it, I need to express my general satisfaction with the state of things in a convenient way that lets others know how I feel!

wrap that cable in a kevlar sleeve and sell it to an audiophile for a grand IMO

last night I was riding home at 2am from a messy birthday celebration when I got RBT'd (breathalysed). the legal blood alcohol concentration for full licence riders is 0.05, and I blew 0.049, 0.001 from perdition. the cop and I were equally incredulous. she gave me the disposable breathalyser pipe as a souvenir.

not really an achievement and arguably irresponsible, but considering that a mildly drunk rider on a deserted highway at 2am is significantly less lethal to others than a drunk driver driving home through city streets during weekend partying hours, I took a calculated risk. and I'm not gonna lie, I was pretty proud of knowing my limits and handling shit accordingly.

  On 1/25/2015 at 5:26 AM, usagi said:

last night I was riding home at 2am from a messy birthday celebration when I got RBT'd (breathalysed). the legal blood alcohol concentration for full licence riders is 0.05, and I blew 0.049, 0.001 from perdition. the cop and I were equally incredulous. she gave me the disposable breathalyser pipe as a souvenir.

 

not really an achievement and arguably irresponsible, but considering that a mildly drunk rider on a deserted highway at 2am is significantly less lethal to others than a drunk driver driving home through city streets during weekend partying hours, I took a calculated risk. and I'm not gonna lie, I was pretty proud of knowing my limits and handling shit accordingly.

How much did you drink to get that? What's .05 equivalent to?

  On 1/25/2015 at 5:26 AM, usagi said:

last night I was riding home at 2am from a messy birthday celebration when I got RBT'd (breathalysed). the legal blood alcohol concentration for full licence riders is 0.05, and I blew 0.049, 0.001 from perdition. the cop and I were equally incredulous. she gave me the disposable breathalyser pipe as a souvenir.

 

not really an achievement and arguably irresponsible, but considering that a mildly drunk rider on a deserted highway at 2am is significantly less lethal to others than a drunk driver driving home through city streets during weekend partying hours, I took a calculated risk. and I'm not gonna lie, I was pretty proud of knowing my limits and handling shit accordingly.

As someone that increasingly can't handle alcohol and social situations and just got kicked out of a bar, I salute you.

a general guide for staying under 0.05 for men is, 2 standard drinks in the first hour and then one standard drink every hour after that.

between 8pm and 1am I had 5 strong craft beers, plus some food and water. it definitely wasn't enough to put me in the danga zone.

  On 1/25/2015 at 9:02 AM, Candiru said:

 

  On 1/25/2015 at 5:26 AM, usagi said:

last night I was riding home at 2am from a messy birthday celebration when I got RBT'd (breathalysed). the legal blood alcohol concentration for full licence riders is 0.05, and I blew 0.049, 0.001 from perdition. the cop and I were equally incredulous. she gave me the disposable breathalyser pipe as a souvenir.

 

not really an achievement and arguably irresponsible, but considering that a mildly drunk rider on a deserted highway at 2am is significantly less lethal to others than a drunk driver driving home through city streets during weekend partying hours, I took a calculated risk. and I'm not gonna lie, I was pretty proud of knowing my limits and handling shit accordingly.

As someone that increasingly can't handle alcohol and social situations and just got kicked out of a bar, I salute you.

people can get kicked out of bars for nothing, especially in some uptight establishments.

  On 1/25/2015 at 9:45 AM, usagi said:

 

  On 1/25/2015 at 9:02 AM, Candiru said:

 

  On 1/25/2015 at 5:26 AM, usagi said:

last night I was riding home at 2am from a messy birthday celebration when I got RBT'd (breathalysed). the legal blood alcohol concentration for full licence riders is 0.05, and I blew 0.049, 0.001 from perdition. the cop and I were equally incredulous. she gave me the disposable breathalyser pipe as a souvenir.

 

not really an achievement and arguably irresponsible, but considering that a mildly drunk rider on a deserted highway at 2am is significantly less lethal to others than a drunk driver driving home through city streets during weekend partying hours, I took a calculated risk. and I'm not gonna lie, I was pretty proud of knowing my limits and handling shit accordingly.

As someone that increasingly can't handle alcohol and social situations and just got kicked out of a bar, I salute you.

people can get kicked out of bars for nothing, especially in some uptight establishments.

Yeah I literally have no idea where I puked and I was saying bad things.

Cleaned my house, got laid. Have not done either in a few months. Boom

my tumblr, which i started to get a girls attention and only has 2 pages, got it's first follower today. big lolz

I got a new chair for my home office and it rocks

  On 1/28/2015 at 7:11 AM, StephenG said:

I got a new chair for my home office and it rocks

I see what you did there

My visit to the dentist this morning went well. My mouth is still numb on the right side, but the dentist kept complimenting me on how calm I was while he put fillings in my teeth. Also I had to pay only half of what I paid my last visit, thanks to my new insurance. Plus the dental assistant chick was cute and friendly.

S'burys stock a surprisingly bland ready-made burrito .....tasted like a mix of disappointment & salty chilli

  On 1/28/2015 at 8:34 PM, cwmbrancity said:

S'burys stock a surprisingly bland ready-made burrito .....tasted like a mix of disappointment & salty chilli

This is the first world successes thread though =(

It's not uncommon for the FWP and FWA/S threads to get confused in the posting process.

  On 1/29/2015 at 3:53 AM, ambermonk said:

It's not uncommon for the FWP and FWA/S threads to get confused in the posting process.

I've done it. Lots of times haha.

Maybe it was a success to him though, maybe he likes tasting disappointment.

  On 1/29/2015 at 4:01 AM, StephenG said:

 

  On 1/29/2015 at 3:53 AM, ambermonk said:

It's not uncommon for the FWP and FWA/S threads to get confused in the posting process.

 

I've done it. Lots of times haha.

 

Maybe it was a success to him though, maybe he likes tasting disappointment.

 

Wouldn't be life without tasting disappointment from time to time, amirite

Now I want a burrito