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Jude, Where's my Car?

Jude Law is ostracized from Hollywood after a drunken anti-Semitic slur and is forced to become a parking valet.

Apocalypto 2

Mel Gibson as Cortez invading the Mayan empire bringing Christianity and a can of whoop ass to new frontiers. There will also be dinosaurs.

  On 6/19/2014 at 7:56 AM, Candiru said:

Apocalypto 2

Mel Gibson as Cortez invading the Mayan empire bringing Christianity and a can of whoop ass to new frontiers. There will also be dinosaurs.

'There will also be dinosaurs'

Lol

Enter the Void 2 3D

the whole thing will be based in the Love Hotel

There Will Be Mucus

A man battles a nagging cold during the California oil boom, alone in his house, for 3 hours.

Rambo 6: First Blood part 3: The wrath and the bus pass

John Rambo lives in a nursing home in central Los Angeles where all the nursing staff are Korean and Russian immigrants.

A series of harsh flashbacks causes an aged John to swap his dungarees, braces and newspaper for his vest and machete to rage war on those who serve his meals and wipe his ass.

David Hasselhoff and Sharon Stone in a romantic comedy that really doesn't work.

  On 6/19/2014 at 8:18 PM, feltcher said:

Rambo 6: First Blood part 3: The wrath and the bus pass

 

John Rambo lives in a nursing home in central Los Angeles where all the nursing staff are Korean and Russian immigrants.

 

A series of harsh flashbacks causes an aged John to swap his dungarees, braces and newspaper for his vest and machete to rage war on those who serve his meals and wipe his ass.

I'd defo pay $5 to see this.

the hangover 4: 4 bros wake up after accidentally taking a bunch of roofies and have escapades figuring out how to get out of bagdhad without any passports. there is an asian guy and a monkey.

ER: Memories.

A psychotic producer releases his quaintly made powerpoint presentation featuring backstage shots from the 15 series long medical series. John_Williams.midi provides the score featuring a vintage SoundBlaster soundset.

A hard-hitting Louis Theroux exposé about why everybody's farts smell different.

  On 6/20/2014 at 12:06 AM, LimpyLoo said:

A hard-hitting Louis Theroux exposé about why everybody's farts smell different.

Terminator: Ikiru

Arnold stars as the Terminator, reflecting on his violent past while strolling in that one park with the playground from T2. His flashbacks aren't vivid, though he rearranges his memories to him saying "I Kill You" after every slaughter. He then cries and his tears shortcircuit his brain to make him long to be a geisha. So he goes back in time and tries that but he's not considered feminine enough so he kills them. He then goes forward in time, back to the T2 playground and cries some more, with his geisha sandals still on.

Directed by reanimated Akira Kurosawa

  On 6/20/2014 at 2:35 AM, M360 said:

Terminator: Ikiru

 

Arnold stars as the Terminator, reflecting on his violent past while strolling in that one park with the playground from T2. His flashbacks aren't vivid, though he rearranges his memories to him saying "I Kill You" after every slaughter. He then cries and his tears shortcircuit his brain to make him long to be a geisha. So he goes back in time and tries that but he's not considered feminine enough so he kills them. He then goes forward in time, back to the T2 playground and cries some more, with his geisha sandals still on.

 

Directed by reanimated Akira Kurosawa

Ahahahahaha.....

  On 6/20/2014 at 4:51 AM, peace 7 said:

 

  On 6/20/2014 at 2:35 AM, M360 said:

 

Terminator: Ikiru

 

Arnold stars as the Terminator, reflecting on his violent past while strolling in that one park with the playground from T2. His flashbacks aren't vivid, though he rearranges his memories to him saying "I Kill You" after every slaughter. He then cries and his tears shortcircuit his brain to make him long to be a geisha. So he goes back in time and tries that but he's not considered feminine enough so he kills them. He then goes forward in time, back to the T2 playground and cries some more, with his geisha sandals still on.

 

Directed by reanimated Akira Kurosawa

Ahahahahaha.....

You like that? i got m.. look, over there!

a Saved By The Bell movie

WOOP DERE IT IS

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jarettwieselman/lifetime-to-air-the-unauthorized-saved-by-the-bell-story

The Flip Flop Flappening

A pair of plastic flip flops (O'shea Jackson) purchased from a beach vendor in Croatia gain the ability to fly after stepping in a haunted piece of dog excrement. The flip flops then start flying all around flicking bits of shit in everyone's eyes and saying "Oh shit!" and "Goddaaaamn"

Staring Contest: The Movie

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An extended 220 minute episode with outcuts and directors commentary.

The Turin Horse 2: Beyond the Glue Factory

  On 6/20/2014 at 2:16 PM, feltcher said:

Staring Contest: The Movie

 

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An extended 220 minute episode with outcuts and directors commentary.

YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"He really does eat, drink and breath staring"

I read Eric Idol did the voice for that.

The commentators are Barry Davies and Phil Cornwell.

There is actually a book version of the Stare Out, somebody gave it to me once for Christmas

http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-World-Stare-out-Championship-Final/dp/0747545073

Fuck, now I need to watch all of Big Train again.