June 2014 - "New Shit Is Imminent" - Richard D. James

it's already out in Finland. shh.

mummy

  On 7/15/2014 at 3:48 PM, delet... said:

mais alors c'est plaisanteries amicales, pussy.

 

aussi ma parole français grâce à google

haha t'inquiete je n'ai pas peur d'internet,

je suis moi même vicelar par moments.

mais je ne vais pas me laisser piétiner par de petits organismes pathétiques qui ne vivent que dans l’agressivité pour subvenir à leur manque terrible de vie réelle

:)

mais jusque là tout va bien

  On 7/15/2014 at 6:00 PM, klore said:

 

  On 7/15/2014 at 3:48 PM, delet... said:

mais alors c'est plaisanteries amicales, pussy.

 

aussi ma parole français grâce à google

haha you worried I'm not afraid of the Internet,

I myself am vicelar times.

 

but I do not let myself trampled by small pathetic bodies who live in aggressiveness to meet their terrible lack of real life

 

:)

 

but so far so good

 

lol

google translate not really accurate tho

  On 7/15/2014 at 7:31 AM, webby said:

Did you think nothing will be announced until at or after September 2014 Warp @ Sacrum Profanum collective thing?

 

An album announcement of this kind would be a good way to add to or cap off the 25th anniversary celebrations I reckon.

Oh, yeah... I forgot about that coming up - would make sense, eh?

  On 7/15/2014 at 5:49 PM, delet... said:

 

  On 7/15/2014 at 5:25 PM, StephenG said:

"new shit is in a mint".

 

 

confirmed new album is called jr mints,.

 

better to send people mints than chocolate, especially to the subtropics.

 

/counts on stephen's alleged volumous knowledge to get the reference. Also expects if he does, which he inevitably will, he'll have to explain the reference just to demonstrate to everybody that he indeed gets the reference and that he isn't ignorant and please pat me on the back cause i'm stephen fucking G damnit. /posts this in tiny font size for the lol of it. enjoy readin this on your phone mutha fukaz. hehehe [-; /waits for someone else to tell me they didn't read it when their comment clearly illustrates that they must have, then they realise their mistake and edit it out of their post that they said that. dleeta, predikta of tha fyuecha...

 

mean =(

  On 7/15/2014 at 6:08 PM, klore said:

google translate not really accurate tho

Don't worry about it. Also, no need to feel attacked or anything... I'm just being silly.

We cool *fistbump*

  On 7/15/2014 at 6:03 PM, triachus said:

 

  On 7/15/2014 at 6:00 PM, klore said:

 

  On 7/15/2014 at 3:48 PM, delet... said:

mais alors c'est plaisanteries amicales, pussy.

 

aussi ma parole français grâce à google

haha you worried I'm not afraid of the Internet,

I myself am vicelar times.

 

but I do not let myself trampled by small pathetic bodies who live in aggressiveness to meet their terrible lack of real life

 

:)

 

but so far so good

 

lol

 

we are the pathetic bodies

  On 7/15/2014 at 5:51 PM, Velazquez said:

it's already out in Finland. shh.

ahh finland, is there anything they don't have.

ahh yeah, a nokia handset business ;-p

  On 7/15/2014 at 6:03 PM, triachus said:

 

  On 7/15/2014 at 6:00 PM, klore said:

 

  On 7/15/2014 at 3:48 PM, delet... said:

mais alors c'est plaisanteries amicales, pussy.

 

aussi ma parole français grâce à google

haha you worried I'm not afraid of the Internet,

I myself am vicelar times.

 

but I do not let myself trampled by small pathetic bodies who live in aggressiveness to meet their terrible lack of real life

 

:)

 

but so far so good

 

lol

 

yeah, i erred on the side of friendly caution and took the smilie face as an indication that the comment that sat above it was in fun.

  On 7/15/2014 at 6:36 PM, Ivan Ooze said:

 

  On 7/15/2014 at 6:03 PM, triachus said:

 

  On 7/15/2014 at 6:00 PM, klore said:

 

  On 7/15/2014 at 3:48 PM, delet... said:

mais alors c'est plaisanteries amicales, pussy.

 

aussi ma parole français grâce à google

haha you worried I'm not afraid of the Internet,

I myself am vicelar times.

 

but I do not let myself trampled by small pathetic bodies who live in aggressiveness to meet their terrible lack of real life

 

:)

 

but so far so good

 

lol

 

we are the pathetic bodies

 

I'm just wondering how small bodies could be doing any trampling. "oh no [insert girlfriend name here], halp, i'm being trampled by mice. The tiny gentle pitter patter of trampling mice feets, like being massaged by angel wing feathers, but somehow it's within the scope the trample. Please stop mice with the trampling, you've probably got fleas, and then i'm gonna really be in trouble. If you've ever been trampled by a hoard of fleas omg, the absolutely not crushed at all ness of it all."

  On 7/15/2014 at 6:51 PM, delet... said:

 

  On 7/15/2014 at 6:03 PM, triachus said:

 

  On 7/15/2014 at 6:00 PM, klore said:

 

  On 7/15/2014 at 3:48 PM, delet... said:

mais alors c'est plaisanteries amicales, pussy.

 

aussi ma parole français grâce à google

haha you worried I'm not afraid of the Internet,

I myself am vicelar times.

 

but I do not let myself trampled by small pathetic bodies who live in aggressiveness to meet their terrible lack of real life

 

:)

 

but so far so good

 

lol

 

 

yeah, i erred on the side of friendly caution and took the smilie face as an indication that the comment that sat above it was in fun.

yeah, I err on the side of caution and took the friendly smiley as an indication that the comment above was sitting in fun.

made with google translator

  On 7/15/2014 at 6:51 PM, delet... said:

 

  On 7/15/2014 at 6:03 PM, triachus said:

 

  On 7/15/2014 at 6:00 PM, klore said:

 

  On 7/15/2014 at 3:48 PM, delet... said:

mais alors c'est plaisanteries amicales, pussy.

 

aussi ma parole français grâce à google

haha you worried I'm not afraid of the Internet,

I myself am vicelar times.

 

but I do not let myself trampled by small pathetic bodies who live in aggressiveness to meet their terrible lack of real life

 

:)

 

but so far so good

 

lol

 

 

yeah, i erred on the side of friendly caution and took the smilie face as an indication that the comment that sat above it was in fun.

  On 7/15/2014 at 6:36 PM, Ivan Ooze said:

 

  On 7/15/2014 at 6:03 PM, triachus said:

 

  On 7/15/2014 at 6:00 PM, klore said:

 

  On 7/15/2014 at 3:48 PM, delet... said:

mais alors c'est plaisanteries amicales, pussy.

 

aussi ma parole français grâce à google

haha you worried I'm not afraid of the Internet,

I myself am vicelar times.

 

but I do not let myself trampled by small pathetic bodies who live in aggressiveness to meet their terrible lack of real life

 

:)

 

but so far so good

 

lol

 

we are the pathetic bodies

 

 

I'm just wondering how small bodies could be doing any trampling. "oh no [insert girlfriend name here], halp, i'm being trampled by mice. The tiny gentle pitter patter of trampling mice feets, like being massaged by angel wing feathers, but somehow it's within the scope the trample. Please stop mice with the trampling, you've probably got fleas, and then i'm gonna really be in trouble. If you've ever been trampled by a hoard of fleas omg, the absolutely not crushed at all ness of it all."

 

this is how i imagine the hardcore trampling : "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=598IdFlOXcQ" [NSFW]

i translated my line from english to french and back again several times until it wouldn't change what it wanted to say anymore and so " yeah, i erred on the side of friendly caution and took the smilie face as an indication that the comment that sat above it was in fun." became "yeah, I'm wrong on the side of caution and friendly smiley seen as an indication that the comment above was sitting in pleasure, yes, I'm wrong on the side of caution and friendly smiley considered an indication that the above comment was seated at the part"

I was kind of disappointed that it stopped, after about 10 go arounds. I wanted it to be like the monkeys and the shakespeare. Although delet... is kind of like shakespeare, well as close as you can get in the internet age, so i probably shouldn't have bother with the experiment. The results certainly speak to that (not botheringness, not the ego thing).

  On 7/15/2014 at 7:10 PM, klore said:

 

 

this is how i imagine the hardcore trampling : "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=598IdFlOXcQ" [NSFW]

 

aww

  On 7/15/2014 at 7:15 PM, delet... said:

 

aww

 

yeah ! so don't mess with me, ok !!!

  Quote

Original text:

 

"yeah, i erred on the side of friendly caution and took the smilie face as an indication that the comment that sat above it was in fun."

 

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

 

"The words and the driver, John, ignoring the rules when I write."

http://ackuna.com/badtranslator

  On 7/15/2014 at 7:18 PM, triachus said:

 

  Quote

Original text:

 

"yeah, i erred on the side of friendly caution and took the smilie face as an indication that the comment that sat above it was in fun."

 

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

 

"The words and the driver, John, ignoring the rules when I write."

http://ackuna.com/badtranslator

 

haha this is great

Well I for one am loving the new stuff! The "long lost" Caustic Window LP was a nice treat, but this new Aphex shiz is above & beyond!

I'll post my review shortly after I've digested it a little further, but feel free to get the ball rolling with your thoughts people....

  On 7/15/2014 at 11:27 PM, AnalogueCreamPie said:

Well I for one am loving the new stuff! The "long lost" Caustic Window LP was a nice treat, but this new Aphex shiz is above & beyond!

 

I'll post my review shortly after I've digested it a little further, but feel free to get the ball rolling with your thoughts people....

huh?

  On 7/15/2014 at 11:27 PM, AnalogueCreamPie said:

...Caustic Window LP was a nice treat....

I will post here now and then

I like the first tag of this thread, and this mysterious "(s)"

Doodz (and doodettez). What if Aphex Twin does a proper release on Warp. Yah- okay, fine. BUT!!!!!

BUT!!!!!

Imagine he emerges as something like Squarepusher did with the light helmet..... Like "Aphex Twin" gets all hip to the cool kids- yo yo yo- and he pulls off some stupid wannabe cool trendy shit.

THEN WHAT, YOU MUTHAFUCKAZ?!

Sad or happy? Or both?

LIKELY SCENARIO: Aphex Twin emerges in a music video for a single for the new album, and it's him on stage, with massive Prodigy-era raver pants, dreadlocks, face makeup like KISS, rollerblades, a glow yoyo, and he raps over the track using no vocal effects. And he's doing the runningman throughout half the video- you can tell he practiced it for like 6 months straight (cuz he's really good). And in his eyes there is the look: "Check it!", with the eyeball subtext: "I gotta connect with these cool kids!" The climax is when he non-ironically does a ramp jump over his tank, using a razor scooter (he's still wearing rollerblades when he's riding the scooter).

But the big zinger is that the artist name for the single is not "Aphex Twin"-- that is the track title. His new artist name for Warp is, Richie G Brrrap, and he goes on in an interview (at the end of the music video) about the reason why he hasn't released for so long is cuz he's been doing graffiti with a Bristol gang he's a member of. At the end of the video he calls out Ice Cube and Warren G. He concludes with an Aphex Twin gang hand signal, stating, "A lot dem rappas o wot- dey tink de all bad and wot- bo I challenge any av yu hawd foks out de- I rap hawda den yu fink, I runninman fasta den yu blink, an every dem playa lose an I win- fo I am da only wan Aphex Twin- BRRRAP!- lodda ave mercy- Jah fo life." And if you read that correctly- as in the interview- his accent morphs from hodgepodge of British hard bwoi, to Jamaican. This is the point of the interview where the camera zooms out, and he sparks up a spliff with Ziggy Marley and Papa Shango from WWF.

Why are all of your posts 10/10?