June 2014 - "New Shit Is Imminent" - Richard D. James

  On 7/16/2014 at 2:45 AM, peace 7 said:

Doodz (and doodettez). What if Aphex Twin does a proper release on Warp. Yah- okay, fine. BUT!!!!!

 

BUT!!!!!

 

Imagine he emerges as something like Squarepusher did with the light helmet..... Like "Aphex Twin" gets all hip to the cool kids- yo yo yo- and he pulls off some stupid wannabe cool trendy shit.

 

THEN WHAT, YOU MUTHAFUCKAZ?!

 

Sad or happy? Or both?

 

LIKELY SCENARIO: Aphex Twin emerges in a music video for a single for the new album, and it's him on stage, with massive Prodigy-era raver pants, dreadlocks, face makeup like KISS, rollerblades, a glow yoyo, and he raps over the track using no vocal effects. And he's doing the runningman throughout half the video- you can tell he practiced it for like 6 months straight (cuz he's really good). And in his eyes there is the look: "Check it!", with the eyeball subtext: "I gotta connect with these cool kids!" The climax is when he non-ironically does a ramp jump over his tank, using a razor scooter (he's still wearing rollerblades when he's riding the scooter).

 

But the big zinger is that the artist name for the single is not "Aphex Twin"-- that is the track title. His new artist name for Warp is, Richie G Brrrap, and he goes on in an interview (at the end of the music video) about the reason why he hasn't released for so long is cuz he's been doing graffiti with a Bristol gang he's a member of. At the end of the video he calls out Ice Cube and Warren G. He concludes with an Aphex Twin gang hand signal, stating, "A lot dem rappas o wot- dey tink de all bad and wot- bo I challenge any av yu hawd foks out de- I rap hawda den yu fink, I runninman fasta den yu blink, an every dem playa lose an I win- fo I am da only wan Aphex Twin- BRRRAP!- lodda ave mercy- Jah fo life." And if you read that correctly- as in the interview- his accent morphs from hodgepodge of British hard bwoi, to Jamaican. This is the point of the interview where the camera zooms out, and he sparks up a spliff with Ziggy Marley and Papa Shango from WWF.

This is already a given based on the facts we have

october 2014

no, that post is a 1/1.

Did you guys hear the rumour about the Caustic Window LP Kickstarter?

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Did you guys hear the rumour about the Caustic Window LP Kickstarter?

my nose is bleeding :(

  On 7/16/2014 at 2:45 AM, peace 7 said:

Doodz (and doodettez). What if Aphex Twin does a proper release on Warp. Yah- okay, fine. BUT!!!!!

 

BUT!!!!!

 

Imagine he emerges as something like Squarepusher did with the light helmet..... Like "Aphex Twin" gets all hip to the cool kids- yo yo yo- and he pulls off some stupid wannabe cool trendy shit.

 

THEN WHAT, YOU MUTHAFUCKAZ?!

 

Sad or happy? Or both?

 

LIKELY SCENARIO: Aphex Twin emerges in a music video for a single for the new album, and it's him on stage, with massive Prodigy-era raver pants, dreadlocks, face makeup like KISS, rollerblades, a glow yoyo, and he raps over the track using no vocal effects. And he's doing the runningman throughout half the video- you can tell he practiced it for like 6 months straight (cuz he's really good). And in his eyes there is the look: "Check it!", with the eyeball subtext: "I gotta connect with these cool kids!" The climax is when he non-ironically does a ramp jump over his tank, using a razor scooter (he's still wearing rollerblades when he's riding the scooter).

 

But the big zinger is that the artist name for the single is not "Aphex Twin"-- that is the track title. His new artist name for Warp is, Richie G Brrrap, and he goes on in an interview (at the end of the music video) about the reason why he hasn't released for so long is cuz he's been doing graffiti with a Bristol gang he's a member of. At the end of the video he calls out Ice Cube and Warren G. He concludes with an Aphex Twin gang hand signal, stating, "A lot dem rappas o wot- dey tink de all bad and wot- bo I challenge any av yu hawd foks out de- I rap hawda den yu fink, I runninman fasta den yu blink, an every dem playa lose an I win- fo I am da only wan Aphex Twin- BRRRAP!- lodda ave mercy- Jah fo life." And if you read that correctly- as in the interview- his accent morphs from hodgepodge of British hard bwoi, to Jamaican. This is the point of the interview where the camera zooms out, and he sparks up a spliff with Ziggy Marley and Papa Shango from WWF.

do you take drugs ?

I'm on the hype train!

  On 7/16/2014 at 6:19 AM, klore said:

 

  On 7/16/2014 at 2:45 AM, peace 7 said:

Doodz (and doodettez). What if Aphex Twin does a proper release on Warp. Yah- okay, fine. BUT!!!!!

 

BUT!!!!!

 

Imagine he emerges as something like Squarepusher did with the light helmet..... Like "Aphex Twin" gets all hip to the cool kids- yo yo yo- and he pulls off some stupid wannabe cool trendy shit.

 

THEN WHAT, YOU MUTHAFUCKAZ?!

 

Sad or happy? Or both?

 

LIKELY SCENARIO: Aphex Twin emerges in a music video for a single for the new album, and it's him on stage, with massive Prodigy-era raver pants, dreadlocks, face makeup like KISS, rollerblades, a glow yoyo, and he raps over the track using no vocal effects. And he's doing the runningman throughout half the video- you can tell he practiced it for like 6 months straight (cuz he's really good). And in his eyes there is the look: "Check it!", with the eyeball subtext: "I gotta connect with these cool kids!" The climax is when he non-ironically does a ramp jump over his tank, using a razor scooter (he's still wearing rollerblades when he's riding the scooter).

 

But the big zinger is that the artist name for the single is not "Aphex Twin"-- that is the track title. His new artist name for Warp is, Richie G Brrrap, and he goes on in an interview (at the end of the music video) about the reason why he hasn't released for so long is cuz he's been doing graffiti with a Bristol gang he's a member of. At the end of the video he calls out Ice Cube and Warren G. He concludes with an Aphex Twin gang hand signal, stating, "A lot dem rappas o wot- dey tink de all bad and wot- bo I challenge any av yu hawd foks out de- I rap hawda den yu fink, I runninman fasta den yu blink, an every dem playa lose an I win- fo I am da only wan Aphex Twin- BRRRAP!- lodda ave mercy- Jah fo life." And if you read that correctly- as in the interview- his accent morphs from hodgepodge of British hard bwoi, to Jamaican. This is the point of the interview where the camera zooms out, and he sparks up a spliff with Ziggy Marley and Papa Shango from WWF.

 

do you take drugs ?

 

he is drugs

wat

  On 7/16/2014 at 6:53 AM, acid1 said:

I'm on the hype train!

acid1 on board everybody, now we got ourselves a hype train.

  On 7/16/2014 at 2:45 AM, peace 7 said:

the reason why he hasn't released for so long is cuz he's been doing graffiti with a Bristol gang he's a member of.

  On 7/15/2014 at 4:59 AM, Klopjob said:

Oh ffs I don't know what is real anymore, all I know for certain is that the new album might not yet even be started.

Afx'd

lel

your humor is heavy

try not to repeat like a parrot

use your brain instead to turn in round

...

  On 7/16/2014 at 11:38 AM, Anchio Arch io Son Pittore said:

your humor is heavy

try not to repeat like a parrot

use your brain instead to turn in round

...

Ahaha... I split my lip at newt shiv applicant. I need lip balm.

  On 7/14/2014 at 1:04 AM, usagi said:

 

  On 7/14/2014 at 12:57 AM, webby said:

I've heard new shit is imminent but what can be done to speed it up?

 

exlax (twin)

 

i've got a theory

what if aphex twin is actually that guy

you know

him

peace 7?

Aphex Twin is Banksy

  On 7/16/2014 at 1:29 AM, Indicator said:

I like the first tag of this thread, and this mysterious "(s)"

From both Aphex Twin and AFX, I want all sorts of genres as well as pop. (organised by monarker)

I want to see a new Rephlex site that's exactly like Bandcamp (probably cheaper to just use Bandcamp though)

triachus, have my babies

niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice! to eat them with salt and pepper

  On 7/16/2014 at 2:05 PM, Anchio Arch io Son Pittore said:

niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice! to eat them with salt and pepper

your humor is heavy

try not to repeat like a parrot

use your brain instead to turn in round

...

NEWS HIT

Aphex giving up music to become TV presenter hosting the new series of Im a celebrity get me out of here.

Since their hushed split, Ant & Dec have decided to "go their own way". So the new face joining the cheeky chappy team with Dec is Cornish funny little man Richard James. in a short interview on WATMM Richard when asked about his new role he was quotes as saying "yeah Im an Ant"

Watch this space to see him makes jokes and eat insects