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man total gasm at the imperial ship crashed in the desert, the rest of it feels how do i say ... a little weird? The line delivery of the narrator threw me off a bit, but great shot of han solo at the end. Looks like Harrison Ford has recovered from the Crystal Skull 'part-time' syndrome (red letter media viewers will understand).
That shot at the end is nice, looks like the chase from Into Darkness which was probably just practice for this movie anyways

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  On 4/16/2015 at 8:23 PM, John Ehrlichman said:

 

The line delivery of the narrator threw me off a bit

 

Mark Hamil is old dude.

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  On 4/16/2015 at 8:25 PM, olo said:

 

  On 4/16/2015 at 8:23 PM, John Ehrlichman said:

 

The line delivery of the narrator threw me off a bit

 

Mark Hamil is old dude.

 

oh shit, ok it makes a little sense now. I tbh never liked Hammil's acting even in the original trilogy, he was tolerable in Empire and New Hope but in Jedi his 'serious measured sensi' voice always sounded off to me, and it still does decades later

  On 4/16/2015 at 8:27 PM, John Ehrlichman said:

 

  On 4/16/2015 at 8:25 PM, olo said:

 

  On 4/16/2015 at 8:23 PM, John Ehrlichman said:

 

The line delivery of the narrator threw me off a bit

 

Mark Hamil is old dude.

 

oh shit, ok it makes a little sense now. I tbh never liked Hammil's acting even in the original trilogy, he was tolerable in Empire and New Hope but in Jedi his 'serious measured sensi' voice always sounded off to me, and it still does decades later

 

 

I'm still hoping that it turns out that he has sealed himself off from the rest of the world and hides in a cave somewhere.

  On 4/16/2015 at 8:31 PM, Squee said:

 

  On 4/16/2015 at 8:27 PM, John Ehrlichman said:

 

  On 4/16/2015 at 8:25 PM, olo said:

 

  On 4/16/2015 at 8:23 PM, John Ehrlichman said:

 

The line delivery of the narrator threw me off a bit

 

Mark Hamil is old dude.

 

oh shit, ok it makes a little sense now. I tbh never liked Hammil's acting even in the original trilogy, he was tolerable in Empire and New Hope but in Jedi his 'serious measured sensi' voice always sounded off to me, and it still does decades later

 

 

I'm still hoping that it turns out that he has sealed himself off from the rest of the world and hides in a cave somewhere.

 

 

or hiding in that giant, crashed imperial cruiser. Chateau Skywalker bitches

 

& to Rob's point, the acting was pretty shit all around for them flicks really.

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not to be a downer but the female lead looks a little bit too much like a model, she doesn't look regular girl stranded on a desert planet enough, but they have to sell movie tickets so i understand. Leia at least had a more modest look, so did Natalie Portman even this girl looks like a european runway model to me

  On 4/16/2015 at 8:54 PM, John Ehrlichman said:

not to be a downer but the female lead looks a little bit too much like a model, she doesn't look regular girl stranded on a desert planet enough, but they have to sell movie tickets so i understand. Leia at least had a more modest look, so did Natalie Portman even this girl looks like a european runway model to me

 

she kinda has those Portman vibes to me in the facial structure. But yea, the emaciated, in-need-of-a-hamburger look is still going strong.

 

heroine chic i gather.

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  On 4/16/2015 at 8:54 PM, John Ehrlichman said:

not to be a downer but the female lead looks a little bit too much like a model, she doesn't look regular girl stranded on a desert planet enough, but they have to sell movie tickets so i understand. Leia at least had a more modest look, so did Natalie Portman even this girl looks like a european runway model to me

 

Natalie Portman had a more modest look?

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  On 4/17/2015 at 12:20 AM, tec said:

 

  On 4/16/2015 at 8:54 PM, John Ehrlichman said:

not to be a downer but the female lead looks a little bit too much like a model, she doesn't look regular girl stranded on a desert planet enough, but they have to sell movie tickets so i understand. Leia at least had a more modest look, so did Natalie Portman even this girl looks like a european runway model to me

 

Natalie Portman had a more modest look?

 

 

yeah, wtf? this new girl is pretty, in a plainish normal kind-of way, compared to Portman who is incredibly beautiful. not that it's incredibly important one way or the other.

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