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why do vacuum cleaners have to be so loud...hasn't someone figured out a way to make these things quieter? 

 

last night i had a dream where i told a friend this joke i came up with: what's the difference between blacks and whites? 

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it's a terrible joke and it probably exists already but i guarantee my brain made it up spontaneously, i'd never heard it before

you're welcome

  On 6/19/2020 at 1:41 PM, brian trageskin said:

last night i had a dream where i told a friend this joke i came up with: what's the difference between blacks and whites? 

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it's a terrible joke and it probably exists already but i guarantee my brain made it up spontaneously, i'd never heard it before

you're welcome

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Never watched it, but I heard the entire film is basically a glorified female fetish. Just like Species was one for males.

 

  On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said:

To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean.

 

  On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said:

you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence

 

Kinda sad that girl talk hasn't released anything new in such a long time. I guess he did have a pretty good run of eight years or so.

Fox News seems to waffle between:

"They're trying to bring down our President!"  (R)

to

"Let's bring down the President!" (D)

Positive Metal Attitude

Nice to see @willochill back

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

flashbulb seems friendlier than chris clark

both make shitty music yet if i had to choose who i'd prefer being stuck on a desert island with, i'd pick flashbulb without any hesitation

Just noticed that when the soda machine where i work doesn't have barq's vanilla, it also doesn't have coke vanilla or sprite vanilla, or any other drink with the vanilla flavor... Conclusion, there's different compartments for the drinks themselves and the flavors and the machine just mix the original drink with the flavors... 

Oh damn. I just realized that I haven't seen a Barq's root beer in a long time.

 

  On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said:

To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean.

 

  On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said:

you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence

 

  On 6/21/2020 at 9:21 PM, timbre monke said:

Oh damn. I just realized that I haven't seen a Barq's root beer in a long time.

Might as well drink mouthwash... ?

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Barq's  is delicious

It has bite

 

 

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

You win this round m i c h a e l

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

  On 6/21/2020 at 10:40 PM, Tim_J said:

I don't think barq's cream soda is root beer... Is it? 

I thought barqs was only root beer. Mind blown.

my son lost his first tooth yesterday, so last night was the tooth fairy. I was googling tooth fairy as I was interested to find out where this concept came from, and came across

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Children in Greece throw their teeth on the roof for good luck.

WTF Greece? throw your teeth on the roof and what, just leave them up there? 

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