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  On 7/12/2020 at 8:04 AM, iococoi said:

 

 

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Haha, Moe Bandy!!!

My grandparents took me to Branson in the summer of 1991

Saw ol' Moe in MO

and Ray Stevens

then had to get on the road and sleep somewhere in a parking lot near the arkansas border

because there were no hotel rooms since it was 4th of july

in the middle of the night

we were woken up by two guys that pulled their truck up to the pop machines

and broke into both and took the money

my grandma thought it best to move on again in the middle of the night

the next day somehow ended up in Pea Ridge, AR

Americana:)

 

The youngest socially acceptable age of a person to have sex / a relationship with without it being weird is your age divided by two plus seven (with 14 being the minimum age)

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I was playing Monopoly (the board game) with my daughter and rolled doubles three times in a row, sending me to jail.  All 3 doubles were snake eyes.  The odds of repeating this are 1 in 46,656, so I don't think I'll ever see it happen again in my lifetime.

In an infinite world, anything with an infinitesimal, but non-zero probability of occurring must occur infinitely often ?

  On 7/11/2020 at 12:43 PM, iococoi said:

 

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Haha! The T1000 learning human behaviour. Wait until it experiences shift work. 

  On 7/13/2020 at 3:23 AM, Tim_J said:

So a 8 year old can fuck a 2 year old without it being weird? You're canceled my friend... 

Your math skills are impressive. But try it, it works every time with the minimum age being 14 obviously. A 14 year old can have a relationship with another 14 year old. A 50 year old's partner shouldn't be younger than 32, etc. Mind blowing stuff, right?

But what if I want to sleep with someone over 70 and they are following this rule, eh?

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"cacas in igne, heus"  - Emperor Nero, AD 64

  On 7/13/2020 at 1:00 PM, zkom said:

But what if I want to sleep with someone over 70 and they are following this rule, eh?

Then that's okay but a bit weird nonetheless

  On 7/13/2020 at 12:27 PM, dingformung said:

Your math skills are impressive. But try it, it works every time with the minimum age being 14 obviously. A 14 year old can have a relationship with another 14 year old. A 50 year old's partner shouldn't be younger than 32, etc. Mind blowing stuff, right?

2/2 = 1

1+7 = 8

2 can fuck with 8

What's wrong with my math yo? 

 

Btw, what happens at 14?

  On 7/13/2020 at 3:15 PM, Tim_J said:

Btw, what happens at 14?

It's socially acceptable to be horny but only for people exactly your own age

electro mini-album Megacity Rainfall
"cacas in igne, heus"  - Emperor Nero, AD 64

  On 7/13/2020 at 3:22 PM, Tim_J said:

From a legal perspective? Or solely sociable? 

Just sociably, legal limitations may vary

electro mini-album Megacity Rainfall
"cacas in igne, heus"  - Emperor Nero, AD 64

  On 7/13/2020 at 3:15 PM, Tim_J said:

2/2 = 1

1+7 = 8

2 can fuck with 8

What's wrong with my math yo? 

 

Btw, what happens at 14?

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14 / 2 + 7 = 14

You math is splendid!

so with 14 being the minimum age, let agepartner1 = 20 years old

Then according to your math agepartner2 = (agepartner1 / 2) + 7 = 17 years old.

wtf is this

  On 7/13/2020 at 4:16 PM, IOS said:

so with 14 being the minimum age, let agepartner1 = 20 years old

Then according to your math agepartner2 = (agepartner1 / 2) + 7 = 17 years old.

wtf is this

IMO, age/2 + 8 would make more sense to me. Then the whole scale would start at 16 and by age 20 you're only banging anyone at least 18yo.

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electro mini-album Megacity Rainfall
"cacas in igne, heus"  - Emperor Nero, AD 64

  On 7/13/2020 at 4:16 PM, IOS said:

so with 14 being the minimum age, let agepartner1 = 20 years old

Then according to your math agepartner2 = (agepartner1 / 2) + 7 = 17 years old.

wtf is this

A 20 year old can't bang anyone below 17 without it being weird, that's right. If a 20 year old bangs a 17 year old who am I to judge? As long as it's consensual I don't find it weird at all. It's 3 years difference mate

My equation stands

I'm halfway fine with zkoms suggestion, too, though. But I don't think that it's socially unacceptable that 15 and 14 year olds are in relationships with each other

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  On 7/13/2020 at 4:30 PM, zkom said:

IMO, age/2 + 8 would make more sense to me. Then the whole scale would start at 16 and by age 20 you're only banging anyone at least 18yo.

yeah but that's according to western standards...

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  On 7/13/2020 at 5:53 PM, Tim_J said:

anyway i just wanna get laid with a 18 years old so your maths are stupid...

How old are you? I'm 25 so I can sleep with 19.5 year olds and it's okay. 18 year olds are too young for me ?

 

  On 7/13/2020 at 5:56 PM, IOS said:

Just to avoid any confusion about age of consent being listed as 14 in Germany. You must be under 21 to be allowed to sleep with someone under 18 and over 14, legally. It's definitely not socially accepted, though. It would just maybe be too harsh of a stigma to put an 18 year old that sleeps with a 17 year old or 14 year old into the "sex offender" category

Nigeria you sick fuck

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  On 7/13/2020 at 5:55 PM, dingformung said:

How old are you?

i'm allowed to fuck a 26 years old without it being weird so you do the math...

on the other hand, i fuck women my age and it's still weird so...

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