Your pointless thoughts & observations

  On 7/4/2020 at 9:40 PM, dcom said:

Joseph Pujol, stage name Le Pétomane, was the world's most famous fartiste: he could control his sphincter to use it as a wind instrument (pun intended).

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/hkwk7g/someone_knows_what_to_do_with_his_fart/

i usually use the cup emoticon for best comment and not thanks...
and i never laugh that hard when i use the haha emoticon...

  On 6/29/2020 at 6:18 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

Ironic.  Actually not ironic, but "ironic" in the sense most of my english teachers seemed to imagine.  Apropos would be more apropos.

  On 7/4/2020 at 9:16 PM, Tim_J said:

Nobody asked you though... 

Kinda rude to respond to Zephyr like that, imo

  On 7/5/2020 at 12:01 AM, dingformung said:

Kinda rude to respond to Zephyr like that, imo

can you also delete your own threads? if so, joyrex pls take my money i wanna subscribe to ekt plus!

  On 7/4/2020 at 9:52 PM, dingformung said:

The German word for nipple, "Brustwarze", literally translates as "breast wart". Kinda hot if you ask me

  On 7/4/2020 at 9:16 PM, Tim_J said:

Nobody asked you though... 

@dingformung btw, i hope your soul burns in hell...

What an embarrassing double post...

demeaning...

detestable...

Delightful defecation

My mom & stepdad sent a paper ad of this home with me today:

What mean? Dank?

Forums make me hate myself 

  On 7/5/2020 at 7:30 AM, sweepstakes said:

Forums make me hate myself 

they're designed for this purpose. unhappy users keep coming back to get their fix

don't be unhappy, my friend, life is an oyster

Slurpin’ Oysters 

Something seems off about those oysters tho. Are they supposed to look like alien grapes?
 

  On 7/5/2020 at 1:48 PM, brian trageskin said:

they're designed for this purpose. unhappy users keep coming back to get their fix

Relatable

trying to grow a chin

  On 7/5/2020 at 8:36 PM, Tim_J said:

trying to grow a chin

Mewing?

  On 7/5/2020 at 8:39 PM, marf said:

Mewing?

why the long face?

I wonder how many students in the classroom have snickered and giggled whenever their grammar teacher mentioned the term "dangling participle"

  On 7/8/2020 at 4:05 AM, timbre monke said:

I wonder how many students in the classroom have snickered and giggled whenever their grammar teacher mentioned the term "dangling participle"

I dunno, but one of my teachers wrote "polypeptide" but the way she wrote it looked like "polypecticle", which is a fucking great word. So great that it derailed the whole class and was a formative moment in my upbringing. 

Men who come out and admit they have a micro penis have a lot of balls

  On 7/8/2020 at 11:07 PM, marf said:

Men who come out and admit they have a micro penis have a lot of balls

They usually do so involuntarily, via oversized pickup trucks adorned with Punisher logo and Thin Blue Line bumper stickers.

  On 7/8/2020 at 11:07 PM, marf said:

Men who come out and admit they have a micro penis have a lot of balls

literally, ratio innit? did you come up with that by yourself?

agree, compared to the dick meat the ball meat is huge in their case