APHEX TWIN. RETAIL OPPORTUNITY.

A range of new Aphex Twin merchandise based on his iconic videos. Including:

Donkey Rhubarb Teddy Bear

Windowlicker Umbrella

Ventolin Anti-Pollution Mask

CIRKLON3 [ Колхозная mix ] Hoodie

On Beach Towel

Come to Daddy Baby Grow (and T-Shirt, not pictured)

T69 Collapse Print

Available in store:

Bleep x, London, 10am, 24 November

Joint Harajuku, Tokyo, 12 Noon, 1 December

Limited availability online:

PM GMT, Saturday 24 November, While stocks last

the dfn shirts were cooler

Where the real money from the movie is made!

is Dicky in the market for a solid gold toilet or something?

oh good lord, ew

lol no new album but a towel, great.

No doormat? Wtf!

rugs give me rugs

I’d probably buy the hoodie if it didn’t look like a blackout drunk person had written “Aphex Twin” on it in white sharpie.

So have these been hiding in the Blerp cupboards since 2009 ? -

  On 8/26/2011 at 12:25 AM, Herr Jan said:

 

  On 8/25/2011 at 8:59 AM, mcglockers said:

The only official afx stuff I've seen was at the Manchester gig a couple years back. Looked much better than this new stuff. Plus they were selling umbrellas...

Was there also some sort of 'windbreaker' with the Aphex logo on the back for sale? Because on a Dutch version of eBay someone is trying to sell one which he says got from a gig in England, and I don't believe shit.

 

Get ready for Blerp servers to go down 5 seconds after the pre-orders go live.

this is kinda ridiculous.

I wouldn't mind a collapse style print though for when I'm trippin'. 

Towels though? uhh

The thing that looks like a codpiece probably isn't a codpiece, I know, but I'm going to pretend it is. The umbrella does look pretty sweet....but nonetheless, this is a bit on the cringe side of things. 

  On 11/22/2018 at 4:57 PM, Lada Laika said:

I’d probably buy the hoodie if it didn’t look like Aphex Twin had written “Aphex Twin” on it in white sharpie.

fixt :)

  On 11/22/2018 at 5:11 PM, auxien said:

The thing that looks like a codpiece probably isn't a codpiece, I know, but I'm going to pretend it is. The umbrella does look pretty sweet....but nonetheless, this is a bit on the cringe side of things. 

 

  On 11/22/2018 at 4:57 PM, Lada Laika said:

I’d probably buy the hoodie if it didn’t look like Aphex Twin had written “Aphex Twin” on it in white sharpie.

fixt :)

lol

  On 11/22/2018 at 5:11 PM, auxien said:

The thing that looks like a codpiece probably isn't a codpiece, I know, but I'm going to pretend it is. The umbrella does look pretty sweet....but nonetheless, this is a bit on the cringe side of things. 

 

  On 11/22/2018 at 4:57 PM, Lada Laika said:

I’d probably buy the hoodie if it didn’t look like Aphex Twin had written “Aphex Twin” on it in white sharpie.

fixt :)

a bit???

  On 11/22/2018 at 5:12 PM, Lada Laika said:

 

  On 11/22/2018 at 5:11 PM, auxien said:

The thing that looks like a codpiece probably isn't a codpiece, I know, but I'm going to pretend it is. The umbrella does look pretty sweet....but nonetheless, this is a bit on the cringe side of things. 

 

  On 11/22/2018 at 4:57 PM, Lada Laika said:

I’d probably buy the hoodie if it didn’t look like Aphex Twin had written “Aphex Twin” on it in white sharpie.

fixt :)

 

lol

 

Well, that's indeed his signature, you mug.

  On 11/22/2018 at 5:15 PM, Adamovich said:

 

  On 11/22/2018 at 5:12 PM, Lada Laika said:

 

  On 11/22/2018 at 5:11 PM, auxien said:

The thing that looks like a codpiece probably isn't a codpiece, I know, but I'm going to pretend it is. The umbrella does look pretty sweet....but nonetheless, this is a bit on the cringe side of things. 

 

  On 11/22/2018 at 4:57 PM, Lada Laika said:

I’d probably buy the hoodie if it didn’t look like Aphex Twin had written “Aphex Twin” on it in white sharpie.

fixt :)

 

lol

 

Well, that's indeed his signature, you mug.

 

That doesn't mean I want to wear it

I don't know what's worse: Aphex towel or Sean's latest youtube contributions 

  On 11/22/2018 at 5:13 PM, hello spiral said:

 

  On 11/22/2018 at 5:11 PM, auxien said:

The thing that looks like a codpiece probably isn't a codpiece, I know, but I'm going to pretend it is. The umbrella does look pretty sweet....but nonetheless, this is a bit on the cringe side of things. 

 

  On 11/22/2018 at 4:57 PM, Lada Laika said:

I’d probably buy the hoodie if it didn’t look like Aphex Twin had written “Aphex Twin” on it in white sharpie.

fixt :)

a bit???

Let's put on our nice smiling faces when we visit the Aphex subforum everyone. You don't visit someone's house and shit on their couch, do you? That's right. 

I'd buy that brella tho. Just to dance with it and to insinuate copulation between my legs.  

  On 11/22/2018 at 5:19 PM, auxien said:

 

  On 11/22/2018 at 5:13 PM, hello spiral said:

 

  On 11/22/2018 at 5:11 PM, auxien said:

The thing that looks like a codpiece probably isn't a codpiece, I know, but I'm going to pretend it is. The umbrella does look pretty sweet....but nonetheless, this is a bit on the cringe side of things. 

 

  On 11/22/2018 at 4:57 PM, Lada Laika said:

I’d probably buy the hoodie if it didn’t look like Aphex Twin had written “Aphex Twin” on it in white sharpie.

fixt :)

a bit???

 You don't visit someone's house and shit on their couch, do you? That's right.  

 

 

 

Well... actually.....

  On 11/22/2018 at 5:22 PM, Bulk VanderHooj said:

 

  On 11/22/2018 at 5:19 PM, auxien said:

 

  On 11/22/2018 at 5:13 PM, hello spiral said:

 

  On 11/22/2018 at 5:11 PM, auxien said:

The thing that looks like a codpiece probably isn't a codpiece, I know, but I'm going to pretend it is. The umbrella does look pretty sweet....but nonetheless, this is a bit on the cringe side of things. 

 

  On 11/22/2018 at 4:57 PM, Lada Laika said:

I’d probably buy the hoodie if it didn’t look like Aphex Twin had written “Aphex Twin” on it in white sharpie.

fixt :)

a bit???

 You don't visit someone's house and shit on their couch, do you? That's right.  

 

 

 

 

Well... actually.....

 

I've been visiting someone's house wrong for years, apparently.

Waking up to this and thinking I may have to get something.   *checks bank account

Guess I am limited on what I'll be getting, but hey I'm sure they'll be on eBay later for a fair price....

  On 11/22/2018 at 5:23 PM, Lada Laika said:

 

  On 11/22/2018 at 5:22 PM, Bulk VanderHooj said:

 

  On 11/22/2018 at 5:19 PM, auxien said:

 

  On 11/22/2018 at 5:13 PM, hello spiral said:

 

  On 11/22/2018 at 5:11 PM, auxien said:

The thing that looks like a codpiece probably isn't a codpiece, I know, but I'm going to pretend it is. The umbrella does look pretty sweet....but nonetheless, this is a bit on the cringe side of things. 

 

  On 11/22/2018 at 4:57 PM, Lada Laika said:

I’d probably buy the hoodie if it didn’t look like Aphex Twin had written “Aphex Twin” on it in white sharpie.

fixt :)

a bit???

 You don't visit someone's house and shit on their couch, do you? That's right.  

 

 

 

 

Well... actually.....

 

 

I've been visiting someone's house wrong for years, apparently.

 

You haven't lived until you've gotten half cut on sherry, smoking a cheap cigar... jump up on the couch of whomever you're visiting... drop your corduroy pants down to your ankles and curl some thick cable all over whilst shouting APHEX TOWEL APHEX TOWEL APHEX TOWEL as everyone in the room looks on in horror.

YOLO etc.

flol