APHEX TWIN. RETAIL OPPORTUNITY.

Someone leaked the links to all the stuff early on Reddit, so depending on whether they honour these orders or not, the stock might be more limited now. The links are dead now.

Everything except the poster is going to be reprinted though, so if you're in the market for beach towels and baby jump suits, you're covered.

  On 11/24/2018 at 2:04 PM, chronical said:

What's the print inside the umbrella? A bunch of fingers?

I think it was supposed to be this (or similar)...

I want them all. Those donkey rhubarb bears would sit nicely next to my Nicolas Jaar's yo-yo I got on his last tour

  On 11/24/2018 at 1:54 PM, jasondonervan said:

 

  On 11/24/2018 at 1:50 PM, J3FF3R00 said:

How much was the umbrella???

 

£40

jfc

  On 11/24/2018 at 1:25 PM, jasondonervan said:

thats about half my paychecks worth of crap

how much is the hoody going for?

2.5 hours in the cold and all I could afford was the umbrella. And I can't even use it in public because of the horrifying interior.

Those mannequins were causing quite a stir with passers by. An old tramp saw the window display and said "What is this fucking shit?" and wandered off. I think that sums up the event quite nicely.

i subscribed to whatever, shouldn't i have received an email or something when this was put for sale online?

  On 11/24/2018 at 3:01 PM, span said:

 

  On 11/24/2018 at 1:25 PM, jasondonervan said:

thats about half my paychecks worth of crap

 

Taken just before he jizzed all over it presumably

I'm sticking with the music.

Links for everything are live. Print limited to 500

(working links) 

Come to Daddy Baby Tee https://aphextwin.warp.net/merch/119340-aphex-twin-come-to-daddy-baby-tee/related

Donkey Rhubarb Bear https://aphextwin.warp.net/merch/119338-aphex-twin-donkey-rhubarb-bear/

Come to Daddy Adult Tee https://aphextwin.warp.net/merch/119339-aphex-twin-come-to-daddy-adult-tee

Come to Daddy Baby Jumpsuit https://aphextwin.warp.net/merch/119342-aphex-twin-come-to-daddy-baby-jumpsuit

Ventolin Face Mask https://aphextwin.warp.net/merch/119346-aphex-twin-ventolin-face-mask/

Windowlicker Umbrella https://aphextwin.warp.net/merch/119344-aphex-twin-windowlicker-umbrella/

Hoody https://aphextwin.warp.net/merch/119343-aphex-twin-cirklon3-mix-hoody

On Beach Towel https://aphextwin.warp.net/merch/119345-aphex-twin-on-beach-towel/related

Collapse Print (limited) https://aphextwin.warp.net/merch/119347-aphex-twin-collapse-print/related

Come to Daddy kids tee https://aphextwin.warp.net/merch/119341-aphex-twin-come-to-daddy-kids-tee

what!? no free downloads!?

pfffft

  On 11/24/2018 at 4:06 PM, t yst r said:

I'm sticking with the music.

Woop! Nabbed the print, umbrella, orange bear, and hoodie. Kinda lame there's no 2x option for us big bois. Oh well.

  On 11/24/2018 at 4:23 PM, Consul said:

 

  On 11/24/2018 at 4:06 PM, t yst r said:

I'm sticking with the music.

  On 11/24/2018 at 4:28 PM, D4M0 said:

 

  On 11/24/2018 at 4:23 PM, Consul said:

 

  On 11/24/2018 at 4:06 PM, t yst r said:

I'm sticking with the music.

You show 'em

  On 11/24/2018 at 4:25 PM, Frank Poole said:

Woop! Nabbed the print, umbrella, orange bear, and hoodie. Kinda lame there's no 2x option for us happy consumers. Oh well.

Fixit.

So the print won't ship to the US?  That's like the one thing I wanted.

can’t ship the bear to the US? wut?

the umbrella suits my taste, but the construction of it is super cheapo.

it's a £6 umbrella with a poor print idea on it (inside, anyway) so ... i would have like aphex x london undercover > https://londonundercover.co.uk

T

  On 11/24/2018 at 4:13 PM, behindthebeats said:

(working links) 

 

Come to Daddy Baby Tee https://aphextwin.warp.net/merch/119340-aphex-twin-come-to-daddy-baby-tee/related

Donkey Rhubarb Bear https://aphextwin.warp.net/merch/119338-aphex-twin-donkey-rhubarb-bear/

Come to Daddy Adult Tee https://aphextwin.warp.net/merch/119339-aphex-twin-come-to-daddy-adult-tee

Come to Daddy Baby Jumpsuit https://aphextwin.warp.net/merch/119342-aphex-twin-come-to-daddy-baby-jumpsuit

Ventolin Face Mask https://aphextwin.warp.net/merch/119346-aphex-twin-ventolin-face-mask/

Windowlicker Umbrella https://aphextwin.warp.net/merch/119344-aphex-twin-windowlicker-umbrella/

Hoody https://aphextwin.warp.net/merch/119343-aphex-twin-cirklon3-mix-hoody

On Beach Towel https://aphextwin.warp.net/merch/119345-aphex-twin-on-beach-towel/related

Collapse Print (limited) https://aphextwin.warp.net/merch/119347-aphex-twin-collapse-print/related

Come to Daddy kids tee https://aphextwin.warp.net/merch/119341-aphex-twin-come-to-daddy-kids-tee

Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Some items would not ship to me/were out of stock, and apparently I have to pay thrice for shipping, but I won't fault you for that. So thank you.

this is weak as fuck

  On 11/24/2018 at 4:45 PM, jules said:

can’t ship the bear to the US? wut?

Could that have to do with availability? When I went to checkout, at first it said that the bears couldn't be shipped to my country. I took them out of the basket and could proceed. Then when I'd already gotten to PayPal, it suddenly said that they couldn't ship the poster to me either. I completed the process without said items. Then when I tried again, the poster was out of stock, as were two of the three bears.

Bottom line: Try the yellow bear, that's the one that worked for me in the end.