APHEX TWIN. RETAIL OPPORTUNITY.

what do bleep hoodies usually go for?

I'd feel like a right cunt walking down the road with an Aphex umbrella. Everyone would be like, "lol look at that dickhead".

 

Would definitely use it on the golf course though.

  On 11/23/2018 at 6:56 PM, BCM said:

Everyone would be like, "lol look at that dickhead".

Apart from the other people walking past with Aphex umbrellas. Would you feel the same way lounging at the beach with an Aphex towel?

merch is fun for making acquaintances without asking folks if they know afx in front of a bar, you guys circlejerk so much about this kinda thing but it's actually fun if you're a sociable person 

 

 

 

 

lol?

no merch at the event BUMMER merch online PEAK APHEX

Would be a laugh if it turns out that Come to Daddy onesie only comes in in adult sizes. 

  On 11/23/2018 at 8:27 PM, Skeletron said:

Would be a laugh if it turns out that Come to Daddy onesie only comes in in adult sizes.

Sold

  On 11/23/2018 at 7:30 PM, Omikron said:

 

  On 11/23/2018 at 6:56 PM, BCM said:

Everyone would be like, "lol look at that dickhead".

Apart from the other people walking past with Aphex umbrellas. Would you feel the same way lounging at the beach with an Aphex towel?

Yeah. I'd much rather have one that's got a sun and a palm tree and says Magaluf on it.

so the sale starts when exactly? 

  On 11/23/2018 at 7:44 PM, chronical said:

merch is fun for making acquaintances without asking folks if they know afx in front of a bar, you guys circlejerk so much about this kinda thing but it's actually fun if you're a sociable person

 

 

 

 

lol?

I feel like fighting over the last windowlicker umbrella with 5 autists that can't maintain eye contact for longer than 0.2 seconds is not how I want to spend a Saturday morning

you guys just talking shit i know most of us would jizz all over it if we had the chance.

  On 11/24/2018 at 1:29 AM, yek said:

you guys just talking shit i know most of us would jizz all over it if we had the chance.

hahah I've got a picture in my head of some dude actually furiously wanking over one of those teddy bears and spraying it with jizz!!

 

flol, just imagine it, that's hilarious

 

Aphex Wank Bear

 

brilliant

Edited November 24, 2018 by beerwolf

wow watmm

 

just wow. wanking on teddy bears. my god

These items are all fucking stupid. Whats with the rush of shitty sellout-tier Aphex merch lately, the Supreme shirts and this crap? It all just reeks of cheap moneygrabbing, but then again so many fanboys keep lapping it up... I hope it's to fund some cool new project or perhaps a big tour, but idk, still dumb.

Man,It is hard to be positive about this stunt...

 

it would be Nice if it had original products.

 

But these are so UNINSPIRED! You can totaly tell some marketing team whiped these ideas up in ten minutes.

 

Why is the artist giving permission for this kind of average boring merchendise?

Lol/what!? Youre being silly.

 

The rhubarb bears and umbrella are basically afx icons. To you they may be obvious and or uninspired, but to me its even more obvious that if there hadnt been rhubarb bears and umbrellas, youd have people complaining about the lack of those items. Add that these arent products you can make in large quantities. Like t-shirts, for instance. If we were talking just about tshirts and longsleeves, i could see where youre coming from. Just print some afx logos on a load of china made fabrics and off you go. Zero effort in that. But an afx face mask? And complaining that's uninspired? I'd start complaining about the barista pissing in your coffee if I were you. :-p

  On 11/24/2018 at 8:16 AM, ghOsty said:

 

These items are all fucking stupid. Whats with the rush of shitty sellout-tier Aphex merch lately, the Supreme shirts and this crap? It all just reeks of cheap moneygrabbing, but then again so many fanboys keep lapping it up... I hope it's to fund some cool new project or perhaps a big tour, but idk, still dumb.[/quote

 

This is the target I guess : https://www.reddit.com/r/aphextwin/comments/9zet6v/retail_opportunity/

 

lol this aphex reddit is cringe hell

When have you ever seen a teddy, an umbrella, or a face mask as part of a range of electronic music merchandise before? Makes a change from mass produced clothing and posters.

yeah, it's worse

  On 11/24/2018 at 6:13 AM, beerwolf said:

 

  On 11/24/2018 at 1:29 AM, yek said:

you guys just talking shit i know most of us would jizz all over it if we had the chance.

hahah I've got a picture in my head of some dude actually furiously wanking over one of those teddy bears and spraying it with jizz!!

flol, just imagine it, that's hilarious

Aphex Wank Bear

brilliant

I mean it's funny until some nutter actually does it, which u know.. probs will happen

 

  On 11/24/2018 at 7:31 AM, chronical said:

wow watmm

 

just wow. wanking on teddy bears. my god

wanking on aphex teddy bears for most idm 2019 Edited November 24, 2018 by MIXL2

  On 11/24/2018 at 9:04 AM, goDel said:

Lol/what!? Youre being silly.

 

The rhubarb bears and umbrella are basically afx icons. To you they may be obvious and or uninspired, but to me its even more obvious that if there hadnt been rhubarb bears and umbrellas, youd have people complaining about the lack of those items. Add that these arent products you can make in large quantities. Like t-shirts, for instance. If we were talking just about tshirts and longsleeves, i could see where youre coming from. Just print some afx logos on a load of china made fabrics and off you go. Zero effort in that. But an afx face mask? And complaining that's uninspired? I'd start complaining about the barista pissing in your coffee if I were you. :-p

Nah man, Take a better look. These are realy uninspired ideas, i wonder who made the concepts for these.

  On 11/23/2018 at 11:53 PM, Amen Warrior said:

 

  On 11/23/2018 at 7:44 PM, chronical said:

merch is fun for making acquaintances without asking folks if they know afx in front of a bar, you guys circlejerk so much about this kinda thing but it's actually fun if you're a sociable person

 

 

 

 

lol?

I feel like fighting over the last windowlicker umbrella with 5 autists that can't maintain eye contact for longer than 0.2 seconds is not how I want to spend a Saturday morning

 

 

 

  On 11/24/2018 at 1:29 AM, yek said:

you guys just talking shit i know most of us would jizz all over it if we had the chance.

 

I have the chance, see above 

Can we come up with better concepts though? Aphex logo branded fleshlights and dildos made from a mould of Richards cock. The receipt gets tattood onto your body before you're allowed to leave

They better be german engineered fleshlights or dildos or Im not interested. 

  On 11/24/2018 at 10:10 AM, DJ Latte said:

 

  On 11/24/2018 at 9:04 AM, goDel said:

Lol/what!? Youre being silly.

 

The rhubarb bears and umbrella are basically afx icons. To you they may be obvious and or uninspired, but to me its even more obvious that if there hadnt been rhubarb bears and umbrellas, youd have people complaining about the lack of those items. Add that these arent products you can make in large quantities. Like t-shirts, for instance. If we were talking just about tshirts and longsleeves, i could see where youre coming from. Just print some afx logos on a load of china made fabrics and off you go. Zero effort in that. But an afx face mask? And complaining that's uninspired? I'd start complaining about the barista pissing in your coffee if I were you. :-p

Nah man, Take a better look. These are realy uninspired ideas, i wonder who made the concepts for these.

 

 

I see the barista in the corner laughing maniacally. He pissed in your coffee and you don't even notice a thing.