APHEX TWIN. RETAIL OPPORTUNITY.

I quite like the thought of a worn down stenchy aphex towel hanging in my bathroom in 20 years, the white going slightly brown.. and people who visit me using it to dry their hands and faces

I am not in the market for any of these items at this time.

The only one I was thinking of getting was the doormat (until I realised it wasn't a doormat and just a framed poster)

I used to have an official Aphex logo shirt, but I gave it to someone. I wouldn't get that Come To Daddy one it's a bit like that Supreme rubber johnny shirt. Awkward I think . 

make that cheddar rdj

Ugh.

at least it's not Amazon exclusive

Where's the fucking potato masher?

  On 11/23/2018 at 12:33 AM, BCM said:

Where's the fucking milk bottle?

That's amazing merch but gonna buy some albums and beer instead

Does this have a shit flap?

  On 11/23/2018 at 12:59 AM, whosebrian said:

Does this have a shit flap?

See those buttons on the insides of the legs? You can rip it open if you're in a hurry! Or it will rip through the openings inbetwixt.

Where the mugs though!

*shits come to daddy pants*

Ventolin Anti-Pollution Mask or sexy undies? 

Gonna scoop the CtD t-shirt. Everything else looks weird idk

def need a teddy bear for the new babby!

  On 11/22/2018 at 10:15 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Ugh.

Are warp hoodies regular fit?

The umbrella is clearly the highlight of this collection. It's forecast to rain tomorrow so we're going to need some way of keeping our donkey rhubarb teddy bears dry.

Need a bear for my classroom.

  On 11/23/2018 at 12:59 AM, whosebrian said:

Does this have a shit flap?

Does your neighbor have a couch?

this is all a bit much. black friday aphex twin merch. poster is alright.

i hope richie is gonna spend all this cash on synths and not just retire or something. 

There was a Venetian Snares "Filth" baby grow available a few years back, not entirely sure if it was official or not.  Was severely tempted at the time but our children started to grow before I made my mind up.