YEK Posted March 19, 2020 Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 I think some of that stuff is believable. I have a bday horoscope book which has information on people born any day of the year, it has some smart things in there. Also I have 3 Aries in my immediate family. Hard headed and argumentative. So yeah I guess I believe. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/97653-online-dating-horror-stories/page/14/#findComment-2778498 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted March 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 (edited) . Edited March 19, 2020 by Zephyr_Nova Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Zephyr_Nova's signature Hide all signatures http://zephyrnova.bandcamp.com/releases My noise: http://cthulhudetonator.bandcamp.com My band: http://theskylitup.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/97653-online-dating-horror-stories/page/14/#findComment-2778515 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted March 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2020 Well then you should definitely sign up for Bumble. Put this as your profile write-up... On 3/19/2020 at 1:25 AM, yekker said: On 3/19/2020 at 1:25 AM, yekker said: I have a bday horoscope book which has information on people born any day of the year, it has some smart things in there. ... and pussy will be ascending up your constellation chart or whatever the fuck. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Zephyr_Nova's signature Hide all signatures http://zephyrnova.bandcamp.com/releases My noise: http://cthulhudetonator.bandcamp.com My band: http://theskylitup.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/97653-online-dating-horror-stories/page/14/#findComment-2778516 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ropprecht Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 On 3/17/2020 at 11:11 PM, MadameChaos said: so it must suck that you have to wank off all the time huh? It does sometimes. Sometimes its actually better than the actual act, depends on the person, of course. What will happen to all the horror stories now that we have to self isolate??? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/97653-online-dating-horror-stories/page/14/#findComment-2779052 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Zephyr_Nova Posted March 20, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 Stupid First World Masturbating Problems. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Zephyr_Nova's signature Hide all signatures http://zephyrnova.bandcamp.com/releases My noise: http://cthulhudetonator.bandcamp.com My band: http://theskylitup.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/97653-online-dating-horror-stories/page/14/#findComment-2779063 Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 speak for urself. I broke quarantine last night to go get laid :^) ropprecht 1 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide hello spiral's signature Hide all signatures https://salaamhelicoid.bandcamp.com/ Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/97653-online-dating-horror-stories/page/14/#findComment-2779078 Share on other sites More sharing options...
brian trageskin Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 On 3/20/2020 at 12:11 PM, hello spiral said: speak for urself. I broke quarantine last night to go get laid :^) with a dozen bats Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/97653-online-dating-horror-stories/page/14/#findComment-2779080 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingformung Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 I'm sure he fucked traffic lights and trashcans in the streets Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide dingformung's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/97653-online-dating-horror-stories/page/14/#findComment-2779085 Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 You are both correct dingformung 1 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide hello spiral's signature Hide all signatures https://salaamhelicoid.bandcamp.com/ Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/97653-online-dating-horror-stories/page/14/#findComment-2779086 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ropprecht Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 On 3/20/2020 at 12:11 PM, hello spiral said: speak for urself. I broke quarantine last night to go get laid :^) Did the same on Tuesday. Tbf I still have to go to work which is bit of a problem. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/97653-online-dating-horror-stories/page/14/#findComment-2779129 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted March 21, 2020 Report Share Posted March 21, 2020 On 3/18/2020 at 8:21 AM, rhmilo said: First, look it up on Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menstrual_synchrony The original study was flawed and subsequent studies have not found any evidence that menstrual synchrony actually exists. I'm not going to dig further for sources, but here's an entertaining article from Scientific American on the topic: https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/context-and-variation/menstrual-synchrony/ Expand This is wonderful example of mansplaining, which is when a man "explains" a topic to a woman which in all reality they have no direct experience of and therefore know less about. If your still unsure, please PM me and I'd be happy to womansplain mansplaining. Thx. ropprecht, auxien, dingformung and 1 other 2 2 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/97653-online-dating-horror-stories/page/14/#findComment-2779642 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cichlisuite Posted March 21, 2020 Report Share Posted March 21, 2020 (edited) On 3/21/2020 at 4:16 PM, MadameChaos said: This is wonderful example of mansplaining, which is when a man "explains" a topic to a woman which in all reality they have no direct experience of and therefore know less about. If your still unsure, please PM me and I'd be happy to womansplain mansplaining. Thx. you're* if you skipped basic grammar in school: your = someone's you're = you are Edited March 21, 2020 by cichlisuite Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/97653-online-dating-horror-stories/page/14/#findComment-2779644 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcofribas Posted March 21, 2020 Report Share Posted March 21, 2020 lol @ having to edit that Braintree, Silent Member and sweepstakes 1 2 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/97653-online-dating-horror-stories/page/14/#findComment-2779648 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cichlisuite Posted March 21, 2020 Report Share Posted March 21, 2020 On 3/21/2020 at 4:23 PM, Alcofribas said: lol @ having to edit that I edited it to add the last three lines, because at first I just wrote you're* happy now? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/97653-online-dating-horror-stories/page/14/#findComment-2779649 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcofribas Posted March 21, 2020 Report Share Posted March 21, 2020 that's so cool man Silent Member 1 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/97653-online-dating-horror-stories/page/14/#findComment-2779650 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cichlisuite Posted March 21, 2020 Report Share Posted March 21, 2020 I know Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/97653-online-dating-horror-stories/page/14/#findComment-2779651 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 21, 2020 Report Share Posted March 21, 2020 On 3/21/2020 at 4:16 PM, MadameChaos said: This is wonderful example of mansplaining, which is when a man "explains" a topic to a woman which in all reality they have no direct experience of and therefore know less about. If your still unsure, please PM me and I'd be happy to womansplain mansplaining. Thx. You do realize I wasn’t talking about menstruation in general, right? Only about menstrual synchrony which statistics - a rather gender neutral pursuit, I would think - shows does not in fact exist. Also, the article I linked to was written by a woman. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/97653-online-dating-horror-stories/page/14/#findComment-2779660 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Candiru Posted March 21, 2020 Report Share Posted March 21, 2020 Don't condescend to me, you peasant. Buff my Skechers. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/97653-online-dating-horror-stories/page/14/#findComment-2779770 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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diatoms Posted March 22, 2020 Report Share Posted March 22, 2020 On 3/21/2020 at 11:56 PM, Candiru said: Don't condescend to me, you peasant. Buff my Skechers. It's SKETCHERS, DUH Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide diatoms's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/97653-online-dating-horror-stories/page/14/#findComment-2780092 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 On 3/21/2020 at 4:53 PM, rhmilo said: You do realize I wasn’t talking about menstruation in general, right? Only about menstrual synchrony which statistics - a rather gender neutral pursuit, I would think - shows does not in fact exist. Also, the article I linked to was written by a woman. Calm down luv, anyone would think you were on your period. Alcofribas 1 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/97653-online-dating-horror-stories/page/14/#findComment-2782241 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 Masturbating on your period can be an emotionally, spiritually fulfilling pastime as well as environmentally beneficial. You can also transform into any Disney character you want/go to Narnia. You cis terf scum. The flying monkeys from Wizard of Oz will devour your cock. dingformung 1 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/97653-online-dating-horror-stories/page/14/#findComment-2782304 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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