So today

Man those psychiatrists just want your money

You can get better results if you give about $200k to Scientology. It's true because Tom Cruise said so and he's famous

Yeah, but make sure to supplement your Scientology with a multivitamin.

hang in there man, sounds a mare atm but try to persevere. best of luck with it all

edit: also, prozac didn't seem to do much to me...

Just had a text, she says she sorry, and she'll be in touch soon, but not to do anything stupid.

"don't do anything stupid"

WHAT THE FUCK IS IT WITH WOMEN.

They are idiots.

"HEY IF I TELL YOU NOT TO DO SOMETHING YOU WONT DO IT RIGHT LOLROFLSHIT!"

"Yeah of course"

*dead and overfat with cocaine in nostril*

Shes going through shit and as much as she has pissed me off and sent me mental, shes having a hard time, real hard, just as bad as me, I guess I'm lucky in that I think I am more able to cope with it. I'm still here aren't I?

  abusivegeorge said:

Just had a text, she says she sorry, and she'll be in touch soon, but not to do anything stupid.

 

"don't do anything stupid"

 

WHAT THE FUCK IS IT WITH WOMEN.

The whole freaking out waiting for a text from someone is classic anxiety attack biz. Maybe bend those 12 step rules (you DO know it's a cult right?) a little and try some St John's Wort?

Your new avatar is freaking me out AW change it back.

I don't even know what ST johns wart is, and I think I've just been dumped.

Until she gets back you cannot:

- put salt in your eyes

- listen to Animal Rights by Moby

- watch Friends

- eat paint chips

- jump off a cliff

- text your mom a picture of your dick

- adopt a litter of rottweilers

I don't see what's so hard to understand.

  abusivegeorge said:

I don't even know what ST johns wart is, and I think I've just been dumped.

well, being ultra clingy is a pretty safe way to get dumped (I assume you are sending her 10 texts for every 1 you get back). try to chill and not hassle her for a bit. think about something else.

LIKE TREASURE HUNTING

  analogue wings said:

  abusivegeorge said:

I don't even know what ST johns wart is, and I think I've just been dumped.

 

well, being ultra clingy is a pretty safe way to get dumped (I assume you are sending her 10 texts for every 1 you get back). try to chill and not hassle her for a bit. think about something else.

 

LIKE TREASURE HUNTING

No actually I didn't contact her all fucking day thankyou very much as I figured she wanted space, I rang her house phone once and that is all.

She said she can't be with me becuase shes bad for me, because of where I'm at at the moment and shes hurting me. So basically she doesn't love me and I'm a dick. lol whats new there?

At least I can deal with it eh.

sorry for underestimating your game dude

Sorry for snapping at you.

Fuuuuuuck.

It's probably not for good though. Can you do thirty push-ups? 5 bucks says she'll be back by the time you can do thirty push-ups.

If that doesn't work, we can probably get Joyrex to ban her account.

Fucking lol, all of the above are tempting ideas.

I text her back saying no bullshit, coz she said "I do love you, but thats why I should not be with you"

So I said no bullshit about me, be honest, do you want to be with me or not?

I await the reply.

Fucking lol.

I haven't walked out of the house to the dealer though, strangely satisfying, that feeling.

You know this shit can't end over a text message, so don't sweat the reply.

Actually I have been dumped via text message, but the girl wasn't as rad as Chloe and I'm no abusivegeorge.

I used Google translate on your paraphrase of her dumping text:

Enter text or a webpage URL

I can't be with you becuase I'm bad for you, because of where you are at at the moment and I'm hurting you.

Translation: Girlese » English

I got really wasted and fucked somebody. If I dump you real quick I can pretend it wasnt really cheating.

  ms-dos said:

You know this shit can't end over a text message, so don't sweat the reply.

Nothing would surprise me, and you know what I'm not sweating, coz I'm used to being treated like shit, most addicts are, it's a common trait that we hate ourselves, so to be hurt by someone else, is kinda normal for us, coz we know where we stand with it if you know what I mean! It's not normal, but because we know that space so well, it's easy for us to stay in it.

  analogue wings said:

I used Google translate on your paraphrase of her dumping text:

 

Enter text or a webpage URL

I can't be with you becuase I'm bad for you, because of where you are at at the moment and I'm hurting you.

 

Translation: Girlese » English

I got really wasted and fucked somebody. If I dump you real quick I can pretend it wasnt really cheating.

lol

  analogue wings said:

I used Google translate on your paraphrase of her dumping text:

 

Enter text or a webpage URL

I can't be with you becuase I'm bad for you, because of where you are at at the moment and I'm hurting you.

 

Translation: Girlese » English

I got really wasted and fucked somebody. If I dump you real quick I can pretend it wasnt really cheating.

I'm sorry for your loss, a.w.

lol

  ms-dos said:

  analogue wings said:

I used Google translate on your paraphrase of her dumping text:

 

Enter text or a webpage URL

I can't be with you becuase I'm bad for you, because of where you are at at the moment and I'm hurting you.

 

Translation: Girlese » English

I got really wasted and fucked somebody. If I dump you real quick I can pretend it wasnt really cheating.

 

I'm sorry for your loss, a.w.

It's ok. I was bad for George anyway...

I got this text yesterday. Can you translate it for me?

  girl who said:

hey, u remind me of my little brother. speaking of whom, i gotta go pick him up at daycare. see ya around.

He must be one cool brother.

  ms-dos said:

  girl who said:

hey, u remind me of my little brother. speaking of whom, i gotta go pick him up at daycare. see ya around.

 

Google translates:

I'm into incest if your are.

  abusivegeorge said:

  ms-dos said:

  girl who said:

hey, u remind me of my little brother. speaking of whom, i gotta go pick him up at daycare. see ya around.

 

 

Google translates:

 

I'm into incest if your are.

I'm glad you thought that too. She doesn't reminds me of my sister, so it's alllll good. I'll even wear his summer camp shirts if that does it for her.