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Damn, Limpy. Sorry to hear about your girl. I'm glad she's recovered though.

 

Our stories are proof that bad shit can happen even in "first world" places. We just gotta be safe, and be thankful for the people in our lives.

 

  On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said:

To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean.

 

  On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said:

you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence

 

  On 11/27/2012 at 3:55 AM, LimpyLoo said:
  On 11/27/2012 at 3:52 AM, Glunk said:

the majority of my closest friends have been stalked or assaulted. it really is a fucked up world. it's hard to be positive.

 

men can be the most terrible to us but then the right men can also be a huge source of happiness. it might take a while for her to feel herself again but just be as supportive as you can. i'm sure you will though.

 

Yeah, I've tried to be as playful and light-hearted as possible to keep her in good spirits. She bounced back pretty quickly, though. She's a badass.

 

that really is fucked man... glad she is so tough and she is ok....

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

  On 11/27/2012 at 9:07 PM, Glunk said:

i have an annoying little zit that looks a bit like a cindy crawford mole

 

just color it with a black sharpie and make pouty faces

  On 11/27/2012 at 7:40 AM, Squee said:

I'm sorry to hear that, Limpy :|

 

Thanks mate.

 

I think the darkness has passed and it's back to life as usual.

 

Yay for that.

My extreme sympathies for your girl (and you), Limpy. I'm glad you can be support for her. I know girls who have gone through it early in life with no support and it just changes you. We humans really know how to hurt each other.

 

But we know how to heal each other too. And for most of us I think that's the best we can do. Thanks for being on the right side of that.

 

Real FWP: the plane landed while I was watching the final battle of X-men: First Class and now I don't know if the good guys won. What the hell!

I spoke to a mate last night who has put me forward for a fucking decent networking roll at his company. I'm expecting a call and interview anytime soon. The thing is I'm very rusty on networking and am gonna have to work hard to prove my worth.

 

If it comes off then I'm sorted, but there's that nagging feeling that something will go wrong. I haven't had an interview for eight years so that sort of worries me.

 

Fuck, I hope I get it.

:doge: Jet fuel can't melt dank memes :doge:

dark coloured clothes are an absolute fluff magnet. covered in blue fluff for some weird reason. the only blue thing in the house is my towel, and how the hell did that transfer onto my shirt? JESUS

 

fluff isn't good for your self esteem. how you meant to impress girls with a fluffy shirt?

you can do it, spratters

 

  On 11/28/2012 at 12:51 PM, isaki said:

dark coloured clothes are an absolute fluff magnet. covered in blue fluff for some weird reason. the only blue thing in the house is my towel, and how the hell did that transfer onto my shirt? JESUS

 

fluff isn't good for your self esteem. how you meant to impress girls with a fluffy shirt?

 

I got some black jeans recently (mostly because I want to look like Braintree) and they look good for about 35 seconds before every bit of pet dander and sweater fluff in the world somehow hones in on them.

 

Need guidance, Braintree plz halp? Do you carry around a lint roller? Can you somehow charge and discharge your pants?

  On 11/28/2012 at 10:38 PM, baph said:

you can do it, spratters

 

  On 11/28/2012 at 12:51 PM, isaki said:

dark coloured clothes are an absolute fluff magnet. covered in blue fluff for some weird reason. the only blue thing in the house is my towel, and how the hell did that transfer onto my shirt? JESUS

 

fluff isn't good for your self esteem. how you meant to impress girls with a fluffy shirt?

 

I got some black jeans recently (mostly because I want to look like Braintree) and they look good for about 35 seconds before every bit of pet dander and sweater fluff in the world somehow hones in on them.

 

Need guidance, Braintree plz halp? Do you carry around a lint roller? Can you somehow charge and discharge your pants?

 

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  On 11/28/2012 at 10:38 PM, baph said:

you can do it, spratters

 

  On 11/28/2012 at 12:51 PM, isaki said:

dark coloured clothes are an absolute fluff magnet. covered in blue fluff for some weird reason. the only blue thing in the house is my towel, and how the hell did that transfer onto my shirt? JESUS

 

fluff isn't good for your self esteem. how you meant to impress girls with a fluffy shirt?

 

I got some black jeans recently (mostly because I want to look like Braintree) and they look good for about 35 seconds before every bit of pet dander and sweater fluff in the world somehow hones in on them.

 

Need guidance, Braintree plz halp? Do you carry around a lint roller? Can you somehow charge and discharge your pants?

i stopped buying black jeans for this exact reason. i have a dog that sheds a lot and its too much hassle keeping them fluff free.
  On 11/28/2012 at 10:38 PM, baph said:

you can do it, spratters

 

  On 11/28/2012 at 12:51 PM, isaki said:

dark coloured clothes are an absolute fluff magnet. covered in blue fluff for some weird reason. the only blue thing in the house is my towel, and how the hell did that transfer onto my shirt? JESUS

 

fluff isn't good for your self esteem. how you meant to impress girls with a fluffy shirt?

 

I got some black jeans recently (mostly because I want to look like Braintree) and they look good for about 35 seconds before every bit of pet dander and sweater fluff in the world somehow hones in on them.

 

Need guidance, Braintree plz halp? Do you carry around a lint roller? Can you somehow charge and discharge your pants?

 

Here you go

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

i'm wearing black jeans that haven't been washed in two weeks

 

there are two cats in this apartment

 

and my jeans are mysteriously lint- and hair-free. levis 505: miracle jeans

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i'm trying to find somebody cute to snog, which is probably going to prove to be a waste of time because i have standards. ugh hormones. what has my life become

 

i can honestly say i'm doing better these days, though.

Ugh, the last 30 hours have been fucked. Woke up vomiting at 3am, had to cancel my Sydney flight and suffered from fucking gastro all day. It finally started to settle when I went to sleep but then I had nearly constant fever dreams until I woke up. I think it's nearly over, but that's certainly not something I ever want to experience again!

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  1. words with friends added 15 seconds mandatory ads between turns that are not blocked by adblock. pain in the ass when you're playing like 9 games at once because you have no life.
  2. i spent my evening shut in my room reading a book with chapter titles like "Why'd She Do It?: The Disappearance of the Subject/ Object Dichotomy in the Hyperreal Meets the Post-Title IX Empowerment Narrative Meets the Bottom Line in Women's Sports" instead of going out and having fun with some friends like i should have.

IT'S NOT CANCER IT'S JUST ACNE

IT'S NOT CANCER IT'S JUST ACNE

IT'S NOT CANCER IT'S JUST ACNE

 

 

*deep breath*

  On 11/29/2012 at 12:30 AM, Glunk said:
i'm trying to find somebody cute to snog, which is probably going to prove to be a waste of time because i have standards. ugh hormones. what has my life become

 

i can honestly say i'm doing better these days, though.

 

I'm cute and I snog

  On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said:

I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens

  

 

 

  On 11/29/2012 at 7:30 AM, dr lopez said:
  On 11/29/2012 at 12:30 AM, Glunk said:
i'm trying to find somebody cute to snog, which is probably going to prove to be a waste of time because i have standards. ugh hormones. what has my life become

 

i can honestly say i'm doing better these days, though.

 

I'm cute and I snog

 

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