stupid first world problems you're dealing with

  On 11/30/2012 at 3:21 AM, StephenG said:

  On 11/30/2012 at 12:42 AM, usagi said:

every now and then I am confronted by the fact that I probably need to be making more efforts to open up to people and take risks and have more human interaction in my life. always painful to confront this. I'm fucking irritable today because I'm bugged about it.

 

I have the exact same problem... I don't know why I'm so anti social

Broke. Time to find a new job.

  Squee said:

Pooping at work

getting paid to poop is a first world solution

it seems I look like an ugly shit with glasses because, when I used to have contacts, at least 5 chicks got interested in me... but I like glasses :(

  On 11/30/2012 at 8:17 PM, uptown devil said:

 

  Squee said:

Pooping at work

getting paid to poop is a first world solution

 

That's the dream job right there.

  On 11/30/2012 at 8:24 PM, sweepstakes said:

 

  On 11/30/2012 at 8:17 PM, uptown devil said:

 

  Squee said:

Pooping at work

getting paid to poop is a first world solution

 

 

Squee: toilet tester.

I'm really bummed out that Glunk rejected Lopez.

it's friday and i'm doing fuck all

  On 11/30/2012 at 10:31 PM, baph said:

I'm really bummed out that Glunk rejected Lopez.

hunh?

  On 11/30/2012 at 10:31 PM, baph said:

I'm really bummed out that Glunk rejected Lopez.

lol me too

I always get left out of the good WATMM drama. FWP fo sho

More like "no"-pez, innit

  On 11/30/2012 at 10:56 PM, sweepstakes said:

I always get left out of the good WATMM drama. FWP fo sho

You only missed it by a page or two. I'd recommend not going back to read it though, unless you want to pinpoint the moment in which the good doctor's heart is removed and thrown to the floor

My parents tend to take things way out of proportion. I took a photo of a sheet of gold crucifix stickers to send to a friend with the aim of using them in our pisstake witch house band, and ever since then my mum has been pointing out every crucifix on clothing or jewellery. It's just a joke, mum!

  On 11/30/2012 at 11:56 PM, baph said:

 

  On 11/30/2012 at 10:56 PM, sweepstakes said:

I always get left out of the good WATMM drama. FWP fo sho

 

You only missed it by a page or two. I'd recommend not going back to read it though, unless you want to pinpoint the moment in which the good doctor's heart is removed and thrown to the floor

 

Aw, poor D-Lo. :(

(...clicks 2 pages back...)

Glunk seems like a tough nut to crack tho. Every time I'm in CHATMM and she shows up, she's gone in about 30 seconds.

Glunk and D-Lo (d-lol) are both pretty awesome and I'm just teasing.¹

Would be a watmmagical love connection, though.

¹But all the same that was brutally awkward, and I know brutally awkward, lol.

I'm rarely more than 40% serious on WATMM.

srsly tho I did think she was avoiding me in CHATMM for some reason but I think that's just my own vanity speaking. it's also possible that I'm just annoying in CHATMM or in general, and if that's the case I don't really care because that's everyone else's problem, not mine

and lol at the awkwardness indeed

  On 12/1/2012 at 1:18 AM, sweepstakes said:

I'm rarely more than 40% serious on WATMM.

 

srsly tho I did think she was avoiding me in CHATMM for some reason but I think that's just my own vanity speaking. it's also possible that I'm just annoying in CHATMM or in general, and if that's the case I don't really care because that's everyone else's problem, not mine

 

and lol at the awkwardness indeed

Every time I want to talk to someone on watmm, I imagine they think I'm a stalker

"Hey remember that time you posted abo--"

"No"

Back to the FWPs. The people on the bus are louder and more retarded than ever before today. 8 year old girl thinks it is her own sitcom tonight, and her uncle is playing along, to no one's amusement. They are responding to this guy having a completely separate conversation on his phone. Someone burped and it smells like some seriously foul baloney. Guy got another phone call. Apparently has a Limp Bizkit ringtone like it's 1999.

this dude on the bus sat next to me who smelled like a mystical fusion of hot garbage and kimchi and was pretending to very intently read the bus schedule. i say pretending because it was upside down.

also, my roommate got food poisoning and didn't clean his sick off the side of the toilet, what an asshole.

  On 11/30/2012 at 10:51 PM, dr lopez said:

 

  On 11/30/2012 at 10:31 PM, baph said:

I'm really bummed out that Glunk rejected Lopez.

lol me too

 

aw my poor baby. come to mammy

purchased an xbox 360 during the recent sales last week.

made one purchase of 'points' successfully. or attempts since then have said 'unable to authorise payment, select another payment method'. contacted xbox support and they said the account was fine, to try contacting the bank. contacted the bank, they said to try contacting xbox support.

decided in the mean time to buy an xbox points coupon card. came up with error message

Can't retrieve information from Xbox LIVE. Status code: 801613fb

Wait 24 hours and try again. If the card does not work 24 hours after purchase, please take the card back to the retailer and ask them to activate it.

......... it just doesn't get anymore fwp then this:(

glunk she is cold. like ice creams sandwich

At least once a day when I watch something on YouTube, this weird time stretch glitch occurs at random during the video. It's similar to the time stretch/granular effect Autechre use throughout Chiastic Slide. It only seems to happen on my computer though.

Not so much a first world problem, as it is a first world anomaly.