stupid first world problems you're dealing with

  On 11/29/2012 at 7:30 AM, dr lopez said:

I snog

I know, I had to clean up after you once.

  On 11/28/2012 at 11:53 PM, Squee said:

Here you go

http://youtu.be/jlSF0dtDRD8

Ah, Sticky Buddy. Friend of mine introduced that clip to me last April.

SB is the solution to FWPs involving excessive stray hairs and boogers. Just keep it out of reach of grandmas.

  On 11/29/2012 at 7:30 AM, dr lopez said:

I'm cute and I snog

do you look like sean booth or marcus eoin?

like a hot mix of rob brown and mike sandison tbh

  On 11/29/2012 at 7:47 PM, dr lopez said:

like a hot mix of rob brown and mike sandison tbh

Like rob brown and mike sandison fused together Timecop-style

  On 11/29/2012 at 7:30 AM, dr lopez said:

I rape and I jog

nice try.. but i already knew you actually look about 15 years old

oof

harsh realm

so would 'fatherly' be more apt than cute?

more like dr. "no"-pez, innit

lol

i just call people cute when they're attractive. is that weird or something?

maybe i mean cute in demeanor as opposed to looks. they should look mature.

ok thyme to stop this now.

dr lopez is cool stfu

Apparently Captain Murphy is flying lotus, but I can't be arsed to make a thread or post some links. I am too damn lazy.

  On 11/30/2012 at 12:42 AM, usagi said:

every now and then I am confronted by the fact that I probably need to be making more efforts to open up to people and take risks and have more human interaction in my life. always painful to confront this. I'm fucking irritable today because I'm bugged about it.

I have the exact same problem... I don't know why I'm so anti social

I haven't fucked yet

  On 11/29/2012 at 11:46 PM, EleminoP said:

dr lopez is cool stfu

I like Dr. Lopez

I hope he knows I'm only teasing, playfully

and that I wish him only the best in life and love

(seriously)

  On 11/30/2012 at 3:23 AM, logakght said:

I haven't fucked yet

Ever?

Or do you mean like you haven't fucked meaningfully?

  On 11/30/2012 at 3:34 AM, LimpyLoo said:

  On 11/29/2012 at 11:46 PM, EleminoP said:

dr lopez is cool stfu

 

I like Dr. Lopez

 

I hope he knows I'm only teasing, playfully

 

 

and that I wish him only the best in life and love

 

(seriously)

yea me too, obviously glunk cant handle my youthful good looks and charm

  On 11/30/2012 at 3:23 AM, logakght said:

I haven't fucked yet

???

i don't see how to be motivated to really do much of anything partly due to a mostly atheist slant. but not only that, but then you have all of these scientists who are constantly working to prove that there isn't any point to anything.

http://chronicle.com...lusion-/131159/

http://www.samharris...thout-free-will

and then the whole stupid thing of the possibility of infinite multiple universes where every possibility is true in at least one. then that means that there are infinite uses and a you who is good, bad, evil, murderous, rapist, whatever. so which is real? any?

there's no point to any of this. why even come here and post? oh wait, it's because the laws of thermodynamics made me.

sucks.

I think the whole point of life--the whole predicament--is that we have to create our own meaning. That's what plagued Sartre and Camus and Dostoyevsky and Kierkegaard and Kundera and Eliot....

Firstly I'd say narrow your focus.

There's a quote from Adapation (which I think was directly yoinked from The Orchid Thief) which helped me out and brought some focus and clarity to my life: "I was starting to believe the reason it matters to care passionately about something, is that it whittles the world down to a more manageable size."

Just find something that brings you joy and do that.

Yeah pretty much. Just have fun, try not to harm anyone and don't give a fuck that the universe is meaningless.

I'm thinking of makimg a new thread but I fear it's too similar to the first world problems thread

I'm trying to play "cums": and "shits" on my current Scrabble turn, and it's insisting that "cums" is not a word when it obviously is. They'll accept "cunt" and "jewed" but not fucking "cums". wtf is this shit. I can't believe I'm in the version of the universe where the Scrabble dictionary is so goddamn inconsistent.

Pooping at work