stupid first world problems you're dealing with

  On 12/2/2012 at 4:41 PM, sweepstakes said:

 

  On 12/2/2012 at 1:19 PM, MisterE said:

fwp= sweepstakes's avatar freaks me the shit out every time it hits my eyebulbs

 

lol I don't get why my avatar freaks people out. He is just a HAPPY SMILING SUNSHINEY GUY

 

I was scrolling passed this post on my way to the end of the thread, at which point my girlfriend said "uUgh!" And yeah, she was reacting to the avatar.

My fwp is that possibly the worst Tori Amos song in existence has been popping into my head almost every day for the last three weeks. It's a horribly tasteless duet entitled "The Power of Orange Knickers" I shit you not.

snow

I got that feeling last night that I had a cold coming on. Woke this morning and yes, it's fucking happened. I feel like shit, it's freezing cold at work and my whole upper body is aching. All on my birthday too!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

  On 12/3/2012 at 10:26 AM, usagi said:

I ate an entire greasy large-size pizza and feel disgustipated.

life feeds on life

i bought a cookie and it was more like a brownie. also, happy birthday spratters

the view new post buttons have dissapeared again.

  On 12/3/2012 at 12:51 PM, usagi said:

fuck. shake. SPLOOSH. loose.

Went to iceland over the weekend. I still have water clogging up my ear canals, can hardly hear anything with my left ear. It's driving me nuts.

  On 12/1/2012 at 9:40 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

 

  On 12/1/2012 at 5:13 PM, jefferoo said:

After freelancing for 8 years, I may need to take a full time job. I have an opportunity but I'm afraid to commit. I like being my own boss.

 

Ugh, that sucks. I don't think I could do it, but there have been times that I've considered it. I think I'd sooner just scrape by than work for someone else at this point. You could take the opportunity and then quit if it totally sucks?

 

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  On 12/3/2012 at 2:21 PM, Gocab said:

Went to iceland over the weekend. I still have water clogging up my ear canals, can hardly hear anything with my left ear. It's driving me nuts.

Form a cup with your hand, put it over your ear, and push until you feel pressure building up. Then release. It should create some kind of vacuum that will let the water flow out...

I've influenced some people to do what I would like to do... And they're doing it, but not me. Fuck that feel.

Yeah, that's the problem with good advice innit. And it's kind of addictive...

Post it here

  On 12/4/2012 at 1:41 AM, Glunk said:

 

what hot, dumb guys do to attract women:

First text: Hello

Next text after you don't respond for an hour: - picture of his face-

lol wat

 

Based on my fiance's statements regarding her time as a woman on a dating site, if you continue to fail to respond to this guy, you should prepare for:

1. Pictures of his abs next
2. followed by an erect penis
3. followed by insults and him saying you're ugly
4. followed by an offer by him to pay you for sex

well, he already sent me the ab shots so.....

he also asked me to go see breaking dawn with him. maybe i should give this guy a chance

this is why we're doomed as a species, glunk

lol...

I hate 90's funk-metal, but I miss it.

  On 12/4/2012 at 2:25 AM, LimpyLoo said:

I hate 90's funk-metal, but I miss it.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1f7XwCsx4fs[/media]

  On 12/4/2012 at 2:06 AM, baph said:

this is why we're doomed as a species, glunk

it's all the wimmin's fault

oh yeah FWPs. I had some whisky and now I'm drunk.

  On 12/4/2012 at 2:25 AM, LimpyLoo said:

I hate 90's funk-metal, but I miss it.

I have friends who are in a 90's funk style band, so I still get my fix every now and then. Sometimes they even ask me to play second guitar with them at shows.

fwps: 1. the fingers on my left hand smell funny, probably japanese food related. 2. there was some fatty boogery looking thing in my soup that wasn't supposed to be there. The server didn't take it off my bill so I had to ask the cashier to do it and felt like an asshole while she went back to the kitchen to verify my story. 3. there is no three.

wine gives me the munchies but i don't really have anything really snacky in my house