MadameChaos Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 I locked myself out of my flat, however it meant I went out for a veggie roast at the pub. Oh yeah! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/426/#findComment-2216301 Share on other sites More sharing options...
doublename Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 "If you buy avocados, you're probably supporting a Mexican drug cartel." Oops Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/426/#findComment-2216331 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted September 9, 2014 Report Share Posted September 9, 2014 Grinding my teeth in my sleep a lot lately... nervous about whether or not I got this logistics manager job.... I want out of my current job so bad it's not even funny... I really hope I have a chance at this position.. I know I can handle it but sometimes my age puts potential employers off, I can tell. One HR woman was so incredibly rude to me, she laughed at me when I gave her my resume and wouldn't even shake my hand. Even though my resume is more extensive than hers lol. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Hugh Mughnus's signature Hide all signatures On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said: Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said: don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/426/#findComment-2217330 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted September 9, 2014 Report Share Posted September 9, 2014 I went to page 3 of this thread thinking it was the most recent page and got excited because it reminded me of the watmm classic period.... ingrown cysts, excessive ass wiping 'til blood appears and the like. Nothing against our current era or anything, it just filled me with nostalgia, and for a moment I thought those days had returned. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Zephyr_Nova's signature Hide all signatures http://zephyrnova.bandcamp.com/releases My noise: http://cthulhudetonator.bandcamp.com My band: http://theskylitup.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/426/#findComment-2217861 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted September 9, 2014 Report Share Posted September 9, 2014 Groce Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/426/#findComment-2217866 Share on other sites More sharing options...
xeQYcJWNBz Posted September 9, 2014 Report Share Posted September 9, 2014 On 9/9/2014 at 10:58 PM, Zephyr_Nova said: I went to page 3 of this thread thinking it was the most recent page and got excited because it reminded me of the watmm classic period.... ingrown cysts, excessive ass wiping 'til blood appears and the like. Nothing against our current era or anything, it just filled me with nostalgia, and for a moment I thought those days had returned. that reminds me, a while ago i did have some pus come out of the side of my big toe's toenail not once, but many times in the span of a month pus is gone now tho Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/426/#findComment-2217872 Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted September 9, 2014 Report Share Posted September 9, 2014 I had to take a grotesque, liquid shit after a weekend of partying at a lady friends house at the weekend, only to find there was no paper left. id go so far to say it was actually worse than a first world problem, il take shitty, unclean drinking water over that any day of the week. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/426/#findComment-2217889 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted September 10, 2014 Report Share Posted September 10, 2014 On 9/9/2014 at 11:13 PM, triachus said: On 9/9/2014 at 10:58 PM, Zephyr_Nova said: ...watmm classic period.... ingrown cysts, excessive ass wiping 'til blood appears and the like.... ...some pus [came] out of the side of my big toe's toenail... On 9/9/2014 at 11:46 PM, messiaen said: ...grotesque, liquid shit... That's the spirit! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Zephyr_Nova's signature Hide all signatures http://zephyrnova.bandcamp.com/releases My noise: http://cthulhudetonator.bandcamp.com My band: http://theskylitup.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/426/#findComment-2217925 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted September 10, 2014 Report Share Posted September 10, 2014 Lolol Mess! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Hugh Mughnus's signature Hide all signatures On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said: Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said: don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/426/#findComment-2217926 Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted September 10, 2014 Report Share Posted September 10, 2014 oh god zephyr, what have you started. Now this thread will be all slugs and snails and puppy dogs tails. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures A member of the non sequitairiate. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/426/#findComment-2217929 Share on other sites More sharing options...
doublename Posted September 10, 2014 Report Share Posted September 10, 2014 The State of the Birds report is wack and depressing. RIP nature. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/426/#findComment-2218183 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted September 10, 2014 Report Share Posted September 10, 2014 On 9/9/2014 at 4:47 AM, StephenG said: Grinding my teeth in my sleep a lot lately... nervous about whether or not I got this logistics manager job.... I want out of my current job so bad it's not even funny... I really hope I have a chance at this position.. I know I can handle it but sometimes my age puts potential employers off, I can tell. One HR woman was so incredibly rude to me, she laughed at me when I gave her my resume and wouldn't even shake my hand. Even though my resume is more extensive than hers lol. No job for me. =( Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Hugh Mughnus's signature Hide all signatures On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said: Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said: don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/426/#findComment-2218251 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoodie Posted September 10, 2014 Report Share Posted September 10, 2014 On 9/10/2014 at 6:06 PM, StephenG said: On 9/9/2014 at 4:47 AM, StephenG said: Grinding my teeth in my sleep a lot lately... nervous about whether or not I got this logistics manager job.... I want out of my current job so bad it's not even funny... I really hope I have a chance at this position.. I know I can handle it but sometimes my age puts potential employers off, I can tell. One HR woman was so incredibly rude to me, she laughed at me when I gave her my resume and wouldn't even shake my hand. Even though my resume is more extensive than hers lol. No job for me. =( buy yourself a mouth guard, your teeth and jaw will thank you. also fuck those people. look on the brightside: would you really want to work at a place where rudeness like that is acceptable? she probably wouldn't have stopped being an asshole if you got hired, so you dodged a bullet there. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/426/#findComment-2218282 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted September 11, 2014 Report Share Posted September 11, 2014 Thanks :) And you're absolutely right! I wouldn't want to work with people like that. I have a friend who's the ops manager at that company and he said that HR woman is a total writeoff/waste of space that shouldn't have a job there but somehow she does! Further on the bright side: it's not like I'm unemployed. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Hugh Mughnus's signature Hide all signatures On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said: Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said: don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/426/#findComment-2218437 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nebraska Posted September 11, 2014 Report Share Posted September 11, 2014 dutch girl fakes a trip to south east asia Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/426/#findComment-2218472 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted September 11, 2014 Report Share Posted September 11, 2014 I fell off my bike :( Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/426/#findComment-2218496 Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted September 11, 2014 Report Share Posted September 11, 2014 aww ... /puts plaster on it to make it all better. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures A member of the non sequitairiate. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/426/#findComment-2218498 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audioblysk Posted September 11, 2014 Report Share Posted September 11, 2014 In between work, setting up another work location, hanging out with friends, going on vacations, playing with my two new synths (DSI PRO-2 and Roland Jx-3p+pg200 & kiwi mod), doing various recreational drugs and banging a foreign devil every other night or so while ingesting said recreational drugs in varying quantities--- I'm averaging 5 hours of sleep a night... I feel that my sanity may be dipping with the lack of sleep. I don't even have enough time to properly waste time on WATMM lately... Also, my scotch globe broke, and somewhere in hell - my alcoholic Irish Grandfather is yelling at me for it. (sighs) getting those off my chest helps, thanks 1st world problems thread. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Audioblysk's signature Hide all signatures "You could always do a Thoreau and walden your ass into a forest." - chenGOD ##### | (.) (.) ] | < / | O / ----- Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/426/#findComment-2218508 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted September 11, 2014 Report Share Posted September 11, 2014 On 9/11/2014 at 3:40 AM, Audioblysk said: In between work, setting up another work location, hanging out with friends, going on vacations, playing with my two new synths (DSI PRO-2 and Roland Jx-3p+pg200 & kiwi mod), doing various recreational drugs and banging a foreign devil every other night or so while ingesting said recreational drugs in varying quantities--- I'm averaging 5 hours of sleep a night... I feel that my sanity may be dipping with the lack of sleep. I don't even have enough time to properly waste time on WATMM lately... Also, my scotch globe broke, and somewhere in hell - my alcoholic Irish Grandfather is yelling at me for it. (sighs) getting those off my chest helps, thanks 1st world problems thread. What's a scotch globe mr? Do you feel you need more than 5hrs a night? Me and you are around the same age.... I find I only need 5hrs a night unless I've physically exerted myself a LOT.... Actually now that I think of it, psychadelic "episodes" have a huge mental tax on me as well, so perhaps the drug use is tiring you out.... I sleep like a baby after some tryptamines too lol.. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Hugh Mughnus's signature Hide all signatures On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said: Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said: don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/426/#findComment-2218509 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audioblysk Posted September 11, 2014 Report Share Posted September 11, 2014 On 9/11/2014 at 3:43 AM, StephenG said: On 9/11/2014 at 3:40 AM, Audioblysk said: In between work, setting up another work location, hanging out with friends, going on vacations, playing with my two new synths (DSI PRO-2 and Roland Jx-3p+pg200 & kiwi mod), doing various recreational drugs and banging a foreign devil every other night or so while ingesting said recreational drugs in varying quantities--- I'm averaging 5 hours of sleep a night... I feel that my sanity may be dipping with the lack of sleep. I don't even have enough time to properly waste time on WATMM lately... Also, my scotch globe broke, and somewhere in hell - my alcoholic Irish Grandfather is yelling at me for it. (sighs) getting those off my chest helps, thanks 1st world problems thread. What's a scotch globe mr? Do you feel you need more than 5hrs a night? Me and you are around the same age.... I find I only need 5hrs a night unless I've physically exerted myself a LOT.... Actually now that I think of it, psychadelic "episodes" have a huge mental tax on me as well, so perhaps the drug use is tiring you out.... I sleep like a baby after some tryptamines too lol.. Exhibit A: Something no man should be without. People think it's just a classy, non functional globe, but alas, a real man will know that it contains booze - scotch booze. I need more sleep than that methinks. I get kindof short-fused when I'm tired, or I'm just a vacuous zombie. You really only sleep 5 hours a night? That's incredibly manly of you Might I suggest a scotch globe? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Audioblysk's signature Hide all signatures "You could always do a Thoreau and walden your ass into a forest." - chenGOD ##### | (.) (.) ] | < / | O / ----- Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/426/#findComment-2218518 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted September 11, 2014 Report Share Posted September 11, 2014 hehe buys scotch globe* Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Hugh Mughnus's signature Hide all signatures On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said: Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said: don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/426/#findComment-2218520 Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 my motherboard is idling at 70C on startup, wtf is this shit Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide luke viia's signature Hide all signatures GHOST: have you killed Claudius yet HAMLET: no GHOST: why HAMLET: fuck you is why im going to the cemetery to touch skulls [planet of dinosaurs - the album [bc] [archive]] Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/426/#findComment-2219134 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheatheman Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 it's because you're so mad all the time. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/426/#findComment-2219159 Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 i realize i'm your fwp, but that's part of the glory of our relationship, my trend hopping darling Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide luke viia's signature Hide all signatures GHOST: have you killed Claudius yet HAMLET: no GHOST: why HAMLET: fuck you is why im going to the cemetery to touch skulls [planet of dinosaurs - the album [bc] [archive]] Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/426/#findComment-2219161 Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 oh good, i was hoping that it would be alright, scratch what i said in the other thread then. /trips over scotch globe smashing contents within, ruins party for everyone. uses shirt to filter scotch from glass, no one wants to drink resultant "see it's alright everyone" brew. Gets fucking hammered and ends up in a corner telling someone that he's the greatest electronic musician in the universe because everyone else is terrible in some way. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures A member of the non sequitairiate. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/426/#findComment-2219170 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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