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I locked myself out of my flat, however it meant I went out for a veggie roast at the pub. Oh yeah!

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Grinding my teeth in my sleep a lot lately... nervous about whether or not I got this logistics manager job.... I want out of my current job so bad it's not even funny...

 

I really hope I have a chance at this position.. I know I can handle it but sometimes my age puts potential employers off, I can tell. One HR woman was so incredibly rude to me, she laughed at me when I gave her my resume and wouldn't even shake my hand. Even though my resume is more extensive than hers lol.

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

I went to page 3 of this thread thinking it was the most recent page and got excited because it reminded me of the watmm classic period.... ingrown cysts, excessive ass wiping 'til blood appears and the like. Nothing against our current era or anything, it just filled me with nostalgia, and for a moment I thought those days had returned.

  On 9/9/2014 at 10:58 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

I went to page 3 of this thread thinking it was the most recent page and got excited because it reminded me of the watmm classic period.... ingrown cysts, excessive ass wiping 'til blood appears and the like. Nothing against our current era or anything, it just filled me with nostalgia, and for a moment I thought those days had returned.

that reminds me, a while ago i did have some pus come out of the side of my big toe's toenail

 

 

not once, but many times in the span of a month

 

 

pus is gone now tho

I had to take a grotesque, liquid shit after a weekend of partying at a lady friends house at the weekend, only to find there was no paper left. id go so far to say it was actually worse than a first world problem, il take shitty, unclean drinking water over that any day of the week.

  On 9/9/2014 at 11:13 PM, triachus said:

 

  On 9/9/2014 at 10:58 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

...watmm classic period.... ingrown cysts, excessive ass wiping 'til blood appears and the like....

...some pus [came] out of the side of my big toe's toenail...

 

 

 

  On 9/9/2014 at 11:46 PM, messiaen said:

...grotesque, liquid shit...

 

That's the spirit!

Lolol

Mess!

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

oh god zephyr, what have you started. Now this thread will be all slugs and snails and puppy dogs tails.

A member of the non sequitairiate.

  On 9/9/2014 at 4:47 AM, StephenG said:

Grinding my teeth in my sleep a lot lately... nervous about whether or not I got this logistics manager job.... I want out of my current job so bad it's not even funny...

 

I really hope I have a chance at this position.. I know I can handle it but sometimes my age puts potential employers off, I can tell. One HR woman was so incredibly rude to me, she laughed at me when I gave her my resume and wouldn't even shake my hand. Even though my resume is more extensive than hers lol.

 

No job for me.

 

=(

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

  On 9/10/2014 at 6:06 PM, StephenG said:

 

  On 9/9/2014 at 4:47 AM, StephenG said:

Grinding my teeth in my sleep a lot lately... nervous about whether or not I got this logistics manager job.... I want out of my current job so bad it's not even funny...

 

I really hope I have a chance at this position.. I know I can handle it but sometimes my age puts potential employers off, I can tell. One HR woman was so incredibly rude to me, she laughed at me when I gave her my resume and wouldn't even shake my hand. Even though my resume is more extensive than hers lol.

 

No job for me.

 

=(

 

 

buy yourself a mouth guard, your teeth and jaw will thank you.

 

also fuck those people. look on the brightside: would you really want to work at a place where rudeness like that is acceptable? she probably wouldn't have stopped being an asshole if you got hired, so you dodged a bullet there.

Thanks :)

 

And you're absolutely right! I wouldn't want to work with people like that. I have a friend who's the ops manager at that company and he said that HR woman is a total writeoff/waste of space that shouldn't have a job there but somehow she does!

 

Further on the bright side: it's not like I'm unemployed. :emotawesomepm9:

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

In between work, setting up another work location, hanging out with friends, going on vacations, playing with my two new synths (DSI PRO-2 and Roland Jx-3p+pg200 & kiwi mod), doing various recreational drugs and banging a foreign devil every other night or so while ingesting said recreational drugs in varying quantities--- I'm averaging 5 hours of sleep a night... I feel that my sanity may be dipping with the lack of sleep. I don't even have enough time to properly waste time on WATMM lately... :cerious:

 

Also, my scotch globe broke, and somewhere in hell - my alcoholic Irish Grandfather is yelling at me for it.

 

(sighs) getting those off my chest helps, thanks 1st world problems thread.

"You could always do a Thoreau and walden your ass into a forest." - chenGOD

 

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  On 9/11/2014 at 3:40 AM, Audioblysk said:

In between work, setting up another work location, hanging out with friends, going on vacations, playing with my two new synths (DSI PRO-2 and Roland Jx-3p+pg200 & kiwi mod), doing various recreational drugs and banging a foreign devil every other night or so while ingesting said recreational drugs in varying quantities--- I'm averaging 5 hours of sleep a night... I feel that my sanity may be dipping with the lack of sleep. I don't even have enough time to properly waste time on WATMM lately... :cerious:

 

Also, my scotch globe broke, and somewhere in hell - my alcoholic Irish Grandfather is yelling at me for it.

 

(sighs) getting those off my chest helps, thanks 1st world problems thread.

What's a scotch globe mr?

 

Do you feel you need more than 5hrs a night? Me and you are around the same age.... I find I only need 5hrs a night unless I've physically exerted myself a LOT....

 

 

Actually now that I think of it, psychadelic "episodes" have a huge mental tax on me as well, so perhaps the drug use is tiring you out.... I sleep like a baby after some tryptamines too lol..

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

  On 9/11/2014 at 3:43 AM, StephenG said:

 

  On 9/11/2014 at 3:40 AM, Audioblysk said:

In between work, setting up another work location, hanging out with friends, going on vacations, playing with my two new synths (DSI PRO-2 and Roland Jx-3p+pg200 & kiwi mod), doing various recreational drugs and banging a foreign devil every other night or so while ingesting said recreational drugs in varying quantities--- I'm averaging 5 hours of sleep a night... I feel that my sanity may be dipping with the lack of sleep. I don't even have

enough time to properly waste time on WATMM lately... :cerious:

Also, my scotch globe broke, and somewhere in hell - my alcoholic Irish Grandfather is yelling at me for it.

(sighs) getting those off my chest helps, thanks 1st world problems thread.

What's a scotch globe mr?

Do you feel you need more than 5hrs a night? Me and you are around the same age.... I find I only need 5hrs a night unless I've physically exerted myself a LOT....

Actually now that I think of it, psychadelic "episodes" have a huge mental tax on me as well, so perhaps the drug use is tiring you out.... I sleep like a baby after some tryptamines too lol..

 

Exhibit A: Something no man should be without. People think it's just a classy, non functional globe, but alas, a real man will know that it contains booze - scotch booze.

sixteenth-century-italian-replica-globe-

 

I need more sleep than that methinks. I get kindof short-fused when I'm tired, or I'm just a vacuous zombie. You really only sleep 5 hours a night?

 

That's incredibly manly of you :emotawesomepm9: Might I suggest a scotch globe?

"You could always do a Thoreau and walden your ass into a forest." - chenGOD

 

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hehe

 

buys scotch globe*

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

my motherboard is idling at 70C on startup, wtf is this shit

GHOST: have you killed Claudius yet
HAMLET: no
GHOST: why
HAMLET: fuck you is why
im going to the cemetery to touch skulls

[planet of dinosaurs - the album [bc] [archive]]

i realize i'm your fwp, but that's part of the glory of our relationship, my trend hopping darling :wub:

GHOST: have you killed Claudius yet
HAMLET: no
GHOST: why
HAMLET: fuck you is why
im going to the cemetery to touch skulls

[planet of dinosaurs - the album [bc] [archive]]

oh good, i was hoping that it would be alright, scratch what i said in the other thread then. /trips over scotch globe smashing contents within, ruins party for everyone. uses shirt to filter scotch from glass, no one wants to drink resultant "see it's alright everyone" brew. Gets fucking hammered and ends up in a corner telling someone that he's the greatest electronic musician in the universe because everyone else is terrible in some way.

A member of the non sequitairiate.

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