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lol bundy rum i'm having to change my day around. and apparently they've found that alcohol helps reset the time keeping part of ones minds, that's why it works so well for airline pilots (frightenmare). It's my holidays you see, i need to drive in the day because in the night where i am going is especially after the preceding few months drought going to leave a verge filled with 30-80 kilo bouncy marsupials one will have to be in constant waking awareness of whilst floating along at 130.

 

nwae, drink = slightly less verbose dleet = time to attack parasites

A member of the non sequitairiate.

I'm spending the day fucking about on my laptop in a coffee shop keeping my fiance company while she does phone-in training meetings all day, it's fucking cold in this shop...

Literary agency finally gotten back to me with negative results. And while the rejection email is flattering of my book, I can't help but feel it's an mad lib form that all rejections get. Especially since my book 'stood out from the rest they received' yet it took them 5 months, two months longer than they state on their website, to get back in touch.

 

Oh well, time to begin the cycle again.

Just starting the third week of my west coast US trip and a couple of times I've been unable to muster more than a couple of beers in the evening without feeling sick with stomach pains. takes me back to when I had a stomach ulcer. I'm taking omeprazole and zantac but its still bugging me. I guess it's excessive eating and drinking that's doing it but I don't really want to stop that till I get home. Portland brewery tour today.

:doge: Jet fuel can't melt dank memes :doge:

My psycho ex sent me a passive-agressive tweet. I still haven't ruled out the posibility of her going fully nuts one day and stabbing me in the chest in the middle of the street.

  On 9/25/2014 at 12:10 AM, ThatSpanishGuy said:

My psycho ex sent me a passive-agressive tweet. I still haven't ruled out the posibility of her going fully nuts one day and stabbing me in the chest in the middle of the street.

 

That's what restraining orders are for...

you should sex her in the bum. she will appreciate it.

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

I suck at my job and I didn't realize it until I took on more responsibility than I could handle. I'm finally getting some help now that the project is almost done. I see a light at the end of the tunnel now but I still feel like a piece of shit. Upside is, I learned a lot. Nothing I could put on a resume for when I get fired though.

  On 9/25/2014 at 12:10 AM, ThatSpanishGuy said:

My psycho ex sent me a passive-agressive tweet. I still haven't ruled out the posibility of her going fully nuts one day and stabbing me in the chest in the middle of the street.

Post the text.

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

2am, pissed, unprepared for afternoon flight to Italy later today.

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

  On 9/25/2014 at 12:50 AM, ghOsty said:

 

  On 9/25/2014 at 12:10 AM, ThatSpanishGuy said:

My psycho ex sent me a passive-agressive tweet. I still haven't ruled out the posibility of her going fully nuts one day and stabbing me in the chest in the middle of the street.

 

That's what restraining orders are for...

 

 

If she's willing to stab him in the street I doubt a piece of paper will do anything to prevent bloody murder. Unless the paper is thick enough to stop knives.

  On 9/25/2014 at 4:55 PM, sweepstakes said:

I suck at my job and I didn't realize it until I took on more responsibility than I could handle. I'm finally getting some help now that the project is almost done. I see a light at the end of the tunnel now but I still feel like a piece of shit. Upside is, I learned a lot. Nothing I could put on a resume for when I get fired though.

Ah but as long as you don't get fired, then you still learnt how to do shit, even if it was the hard way. So you're better prepared for future work-based shitstorms. I tend to get thrown in at the deep end too but fortunately have not messed anything up enough to lose my job over

 

In other news, my rose cuttings haven't rooted yet so I might not be able to plant them before cold weather comes, sadface

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bought natural peanut butter and it's unsalted and it tastes like ass

 

also, doubled the dose of a med of mine and took that first dose today and it didn't cooperate with me and i ended up feeling really on edge and anxious and i missed work...

The former USSR had terrible economic data reporting.

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

I almost can't use the letter "H" on my laptop anymore.

The keycap, keypad and retainer all broke off, and being the idiot that I am I just tried glueing the remains of the key to ground zero. I'm now scraping the glue out of there because the glue blocked any response so I almost was without my dear "H" letter. This post is mostly a test to see how well the "H" is now working. It seems alive, for now.

  On 9/27/2014 at 7:29 PM, Herr Jan said:

I almost can't use the letter "H" on my laptop anymore.

 

The keycap, keypad and retainer all broke off, and being the idiot that I am I just tried glueing the remains of the key to ground zero. I'm now scraping the glue out of there because the glue blocked any response so I almost was without my dear "H" letter. This post is mostly a test to see how well the "H" is now working. It seems alive, for now.

 

So you'll be 'err Jan' from now on then?

  On 9/27/2014 at 7:33 PM, Bechuga said:

 

  On 9/27/2014 at 7:29 PM, Herr Jan said:

I almost can't use the letter "H" on my laptop anymore.

 

The keycap, keypad and retainer all broke off, and being the idiot that I am I just tried glueing the remains of the key to ground zero. I'm now scraping the glue out of there because the glue blocked any response so I almost was without my dear "H" letter. This post is mostly a test to see how well the "H" is now working. It seems alive, for now.

 

So you'll be 'err Jan' from now on then?

 

Yes, Becuga. Yes it is. :emotawesomepm9:

  On 9/27/2014 at 7:37 PM, Herr Jan said:

 

  On 9/27/2014 at 7:33 PM, Bechuga said:

 

  On 9/27/2014 at 7:29 PM, Herr Jan said:

I almost can't use the letter "H" on my laptop anymore.

 

The keycap, keypad and retainer all broke off, and being the idiot that I am I just tried glueing the remains of the key to ground zero. I'm now scraping the glue out of there because the glue blocked any response so I almost was without my dear "H" letter. This post is mostly a test to see how well the "H" is now working. It seems alive, for now.

 

So you'll be 'err Jan' from now on then?

 

Yes, Becuga. Yes it is. :emotawesomepm9:

 

 

:emotawesomepm9:

Trying to chatmm on my ph, it went from the mobile view which was bad enough, to wtf fullscreen sigh,roscape.

 

Heheh. sorry guys, or congratulations. Dependent on your perspective.

A member of the non sequitairiate.

I wonder if ky knows he's responsible for the most successful watmm thread of all time.

FWP: I forgot the songwriting credits on the liner notes (heh) of the album I'm currently uploading to bandcamp. Hopefully this won't turn into another long delay...

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