delet... Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 lol bundy rum i'm having to change my day around. and apparently they've found that alcohol helps reset the time keeping part of ones minds, that's why it works so well for airline pilots (frightenmare). It's my holidays you see, i need to drive in the day because in the night where i am going is especially after the preceding few months drought going to leave a verge filled with 30-80 kilo bouncy marsupials one will have to be in constant waking awareness of whilst floating along at 130. nwae, drink = slightly less verbose dleet = time to attack parasites Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures A member of the non sequitairiate. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/429/#findComment-2225482 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 My girlfriend just accidently played a passage from one of the drukqs piano interludes. It was cool. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Zephyr_Nova's signature Hide all signatures http://zephyrnova.bandcamp.com/releases My noise: http://cthulhudetonator.bandcamp.com My band: http://theskylitup.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/429/#findComment-2226075 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghOsty Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 I'm spending the day fucking about on my laptop in a coffee shop keeping my fiance company while she does phone-in training meetings all day, it's fucking cold in this shop... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide ghOsty's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/429/#findComment-2226892 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bechuga Posted September 24, 2014 Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 Literary agency finally gotten back to me with negative results. And while the rejection email is flattering of my book, I can't help but feel it's an mad lib form that all rejections get. Especially since my book 'stood out from the rest they received' yet it took them 5 months, two months longer than they state on their website, to get back in touch. Oh well, time to begin the cycle again. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Bechuga's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/429/#findComment-2227420 Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted September 24, 2014 Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 Just starting the third week of my west coast US trip and a couple of times I've been unable to muster more than a couple of beers in the evening without feeling sick with stomach pains. takes me back to when I had a stomach ulcer. I'm taking omeprazole and zantac but its still bugging me. I guess it's excessive eating and drinking that's doing it but I don't really want to stop that till I get home. Portland brewery tour today. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide spratters's signature Hide all signatures Jet fuel can't melt dank memes Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/429/#findComment-2227736 Share on other sites More sharing options...
KovalainenFanBoy Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 My psycho ex sent me a passive-agressive tweet. I still haven't ruled out the posibility of her going fully nuts one day and stabbing me in the chest in the middle of the street. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide KovalainenFanBoy's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/429/#findComment-2227913 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghOsty Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 On 9/25/2014 at 12:10 AM, ThatSpanishGuy said: My psycho ex sent me a passive-agressive tweet. I still haven't ruled out the posibility of her going fully nuts one day and stabbing me in the chest in the middle of the street. That's what restraining orders are for... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide ghOsty's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/429/#findComment-2227950 Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 you should sex her in the bum. she will appreciate it. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide usagi's signature Hide all signatures On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said: afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women alco" with my social security and phone numbers. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/429/#findComment-2228169 Share on other sites More sharing options...
doublename Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 Seconded, vigorous Anal copulation is the way to go here. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/429/#findComment-2228353 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweepstakes Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 I suck at my job and I didn't realize it until I took on more responsibility than I could handle. I'm finally getting some help now that the project is almost done. I see a light at the end of the tunnel now but I still feel like a piece of shit. Upside is, I learned a lot. Nothing I could put on a resume for when I get fired though. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/429/#findComment-2228357 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted September 26, 2014 Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 On 9/25/2014 at 12:10 AM, ThatSpanishGuy said: My psycho ex sent me a passive-agressive tweet. I still haven't ruled out the posibility of her going fully nuts one day and stabbing me in the chest in the middle of the street. Post the text. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures 백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들. Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/429/#findComment-2229099 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted September 26, 2014 Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 How can a tweet be passive aggressive? This I gotta see. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/429/#findComment-2229102 Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted September 26, 2014 Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 2am, pissed, unprepared for afternoon flight to Italy later today. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide usagi's signature Hide all signatures On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said: afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women alco" with my social security and phone numbers. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/429/#findComment-2229276 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bechuga Posted September 26, 2014 Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 On 9/25/2014 at 12:50 AM, ghOsty said: On 9/25/2014 at 12:10 AM, ThatSpanishGuy said: My psycho ex sent me a passive-agressive tweet. I still haven't ruled out the posibility of her going fully nuts one day and stabbing me in the chest in the middle of the street. That's what restraining orders are for... If she's willing to stab him in the street I doubt a piece of paper will do anything to prevent bloody murder. Unless the paper is thick enough to stop knives. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Bechuga's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/429/#findComment-2229313 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tricone RC Posted September 26, 2014 Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 (edited) On 9/25/2014 at 4:55 PM, sweepstakes said: I suck at my job and I didn't realize it until I took on more responsibility than I could handle. I'm finally getting some help now that the project is almost done. I see a light at the end of the tunnel now but I still feel like a piece of shit. Upside is, I learned a lot. Nothing I could put on a resume for when I get fired though. Ah but as long as you don't get fired, then you still learnt how to do shit, even if it was the hard way. So you're better prepared for future work-based shitstorms. I tend to get thrown in at the deep end too but fortunately have not messed anything up enough to lose my job over In other news, my rose cuttings haven't rooted yet so I might not be able to plant them before cold weather comes, sadface Edited September 26, 2014 by Tricone RC Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/429/#findComment-2229321 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted September 27, 2014 Report Share Posted September 27, 2014 bought natural peanut butter and it's unsalted and it tastes like ass also, doubled the dose of a med of mine and took that first dose today and it didn't cooperate with me and i ended up feeling really on edge and anxious and i missed work... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/429/#findComment-2229548 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jasondonervan Posted September 27, 2014 Report Share Posted September 27, 2014 "Alec is currently making delivery number 22, you are delivery number 45. Alec is approximately 3 hours 45 minutes away from you." Fuckssake Alec, get a move on you bloody slacker Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/429/#findComment-2229680 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted September 27, 2014 Report Share Posted September 27, 2014 The former USSR had terrible economic data reporting. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures 백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들. Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/429/#findComment-2229685 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Jan Posted September 27, 2014 Report Share Posted September 27, 2014 I almost can't use the letter "H" on my laptop anymore.The keycap, keypad and retainer all broke off, and being the idiot that I am I just tried glueing the remains of the key to ground zero. I'm now scraping the glue out of there because the glue blocked any response so I almost was without my dear "H" letter. This post is mostly a test to see how well the "H" is now working. It seems alive, for now. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/429/#findComment-2229802 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bechuga Posted September 27, 2014 Report Share Posted September 27, 2014 On 9/27/2014 at 7:29 PM, Herr Jan said: I almost can't use the letter "H" on my laptop anymore. The keycap, keypad and retainer all broke off, and being the idiot that I am I just tried glueing the remains of the key to ground zero. I'm now scraping the glue out of there because the glue blocked any response so I almost was without my dear "H" letter. This post is mostly a test to see how well the "H" is now working. It seems alive, for now. So you'll be 'err Jan' from now on then? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Bechuga's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/429/#findComment-2229803 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Jan Posted September 27, 2014 Report Share Posted September 27, 2014 On 9/27/2014 at 7:33 PM, Bechuga said: On 9/27/2014 at 7:29 PM, Herr Jan said: I almost can't use the letter "H" on my laptop anymore. The keycap, keypad and retainer all broke off, and being the idiot that I am I just tried glueing the remains of the key to ground zero. I'm now scraping the glue out of there because the glue blocked any response so I almost was without my dear "H" letter. This post is mostly a test to see how well the "H" is now working. It seems alive, for now. So you'll be 'err Jan' from now on then? Yes, Becuga. Yes it is. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/429/#findComment-2229805 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bechuga Posted September 27, 2014 Report Share Posted September 27, 2014 On 9/27/2014 at 7:37 PM, Herr Jan said: On 9/27/2014 at 7:33 PM, Bechuga said: On 9/27/2014 at 7:29 PM, Herr Jan said: I almost can't use the letter "H" on my laptop anymore. The keycap, keypad and retainer all broke off, and being the idiot that I am I just tried glueing the remains of the key to ground zero. I'm now scraping the glue out of there because the glue blocked any response so I almost was without my dear "H" letter. This post is mostly a test to see how well the "H" is now working. It seems alive, for now. So you'll be 'err Jan' from now on then? Yes, Becuga. Yes it is. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Bechuga's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/429/#findComment-2229807 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 27, 2014 Report Share Posted September 27, 2014 Hate the letter V in wordfeud (Dutch setting), should have more points for the limited usability. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/429/#findComment-2229815 Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted September 28, 2014 Report Share Posted September 28, 2014 Trying to chatmm on my ph, it went from the mobile view which was bad enough, to wtf fullscreen sigh,roscape. Heheh. sorry guys, or congratulations. Dependent on your perspective. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures A member of the non sequitairiate. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/429/#findComment-2230103 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted September 28, 2014 Report Share Posted September 28, 2014 (edited) I wonder if ky knows he's responsible for the most successful watmm thread of all time. FWP: I forgot the songwriting credits on the liner notes (heh) of the album I'm currently uploading to bandcamp. Hopefully this won't turn into another long delay... Edited September 28, 2014 by Zephyr_Nova Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Zephyr_Nova's signature Hide all signatures http://zephyrnova.bandcamp.com/releases My noise: http://cthulhudetonator.bandcamp.com My band: http://theskylitup.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/429/#findComment-2230180 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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