stupid first world problems you're dealing with

I've misspelt someones name in my film credits.

My psycho ex won't be alone in my list of exs anymore it seems

At least this one isn't nuts

gf broke up with me on monday

friend might have pneumonia

my bike is fucked up

oh and my birthday is saturday... hooray...

I hope you feel better guys.... breakups are never easy....

hugs

  On 10/1/2014 at 3:06 AM, yshf said:

gf broke up with me on monday

friend might have pneumonia

my bike is fucked up

oh and my birthday is saturday... hooray...

Well, things are lokkin' up.

'could always write a country song about it :]

  On 9/28/2014 at 8:05 PM, MadameChaos said:

I've misspelt someones name in my film credits.

chaos imminent

  On 10/1/2014 at 5:59 AM, logakght said:

 

  On 9/28/2014 at 8:05 PM, MadameChaos said:

I've misspelt someones name in my film credits.

chaos imminent

  On 10/1/2014 at 3:06 AM, yshf said:

gf broke up with me on monday

friend might have pneumonia

my bike is fucked up

oh and my birthday is saturday... hooray...

Your birthday will be the first day of the rest of your life

Re: chaos imminent

Its her namesake, should they expect otherwise. Just tell em dleet did the typesetting, well ghost did it cause my name isn't in the credits, well unless you namechecked some higher deity or other, I'm most of them.

The camera of my phone sucks so much that I can't do cool things with it, it's very hard to take a good picture so I cam upload it to instagram.

Also, I planned to come home early and have a good sleep but I went out with some friends and smoked some weed an now it is 5 am so shit's fucked for tomorrow.

I do cool things with my camera, I line up a shot and take the picture.

yeah but this one's too crappy. Wish I had an Iphone or something slightly better.

I have to play with all the filters and effects to get something decent out of this one.

All I use on mine is the brightness. That is actually useful. You don't need an iPhone.

They don't need any more money, and those icons on the desktop omg.

Drawing with a biro and the ink is running on to my fingers a little, hmm I mean a touch more than a little. Normally this is an exciting time in the life of a pen for the user, but I'm on a light grey fabric couch in a rented apartment and have realised that if I don't stop the inevitable will transpire. An they have my credit card number (not that I'm a responsibility sherker).

Nwae, I don't wanna watch the shitty TV stations and noones in chat, wahh.

we bought a pretty expensive catscratching pole with different stages for our cats

ordered on the internet, got delivered and i put the whole thing together but it's still untouched

all they are interested in is the box it came in, just like i told her they would

Playing guitar and singing in the apartment's bathroom, cause I'm still paranoid that I'll upset someone. Blah, it would be horrible but somewhat interesting to be a dick and not care about this qit

I pulled a muscle in my bladder area and it's been a bit tender feeling for weeks now; or, I dunno, could be a hernia; or maybe I'm just a hypochondriac; but what if I'm such a hypochondriac that I'm just convincing myself I'm a hypochondriac -- no, no, that doesn't make any sense... but why, then, does it feel so true?

I wish I was better at making charts from .csv data in excel. Also I guess I should really learn how to make macros...pain in the ass to sort data manually.

  On 10/2/2014 at 3:15 PM, Ivan Ooze said:

we bought a pretty expensive catscratching pole with different stages for our cats

ordered on the internet, got delivered and i put the whole thing together but it's still untouched

all they are interested in is the box it came in, just like i told her they would

Wait til you're sick of the pole after watching it stand idle for a year and ready to throw the whole thing in the trash then the cats suddenly start loving it.

Motherfucking cats.

You've got to lace that thing with some catnip first IMO.

My cat knows he's not supposed to scratch stuff up unless it's his shit, so he didn't go crazy on the last cat tree we had for him until we nipped that shit up, thereby indicating safe haven for cat to go syrobonkus

In the packaging for my new monitor, there is a bag with what appears to be a "no-suffocating-an-infant-with-this-bag" sign on it in like 10 different spots. That's a lot of infant suffocation imagery for one monitor bag.

that's cause they really don't want you to suffocate an infant. /cue early 70s spooky off kilter film score someone's tipping over the edge rising and descending chromatic scale music. or maybe just an whole bunch of violin plucks in no key particular played by about four instruments.

  On 10/5/2014 at 3:01 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

In the packaging for my new monitor, there is a bag with what appears to be a "no-suffocating-an-infant-with-this-bag" sign on it in like 10 different spots. That's a lot of infant suffocation imagery for one monitor bag.

multiple suffocating babies

i do not promote suffocating babies

oh god, not multiple suffocating baby, which one shall i save, moral dillema, 'instinctively goes for one with same eye colour as him'.