stupid first world problems you're dealing with

fwiw ur not my fwp. this is the best part of my day.

I'm starting some tracks with great potential but finishing none.

i kno rite? just treat all your music like it is progressive and bring in the parts like that, then out. one loop will form a whole song easily.

  On 9/12/2014 at 6:13 AM, sheatheman said:

fwiw ur not my fwp. this is the best part of my day.

sorry to hear that dude. hope you get a job or something, take care

searching my pads folder for the word lush, only 18 results :(

  On 9/9/2014 at 4:47 AM, StephenG said:

Grinding my teeth in my sleep a lot lately... nervous about whether or not I got this logistics manager job.... I want out of my current job so bad it's not even funny...

 

I really hope I have a chance at this position.. I know I can handle it but sometimes my age puts potential employers off, I can tell. One HR woman was so incredibly rude to me, she laughed at me when I gave her my resume and wouldn't even shake my hand. Even though my resume is more extensive than hers lol.

Do you mean because you are too young? Move to Vancouver, they love youth there.

my own FWP in a third-world country - my stomach has become too soft....can't fight off bacteria like I used to. For three days this week every time I went to take a shit it was literally like pissing out of my arse. And I was full of gas cause I was scared to fart for fear of sharting all over the office.

Some unknown caller called me this morning with a local area code. Their response was something like "hello, aabbjeebujah...hello". Couldn't tell if they were drunk or what, but I hung up after a few seconds.

Should've ignored it.

stupid fucking teenage miner bird keeps muther fucking chirping, 'here i am mum and dad' it goes as it hops about form place to place. It's like an avian location tag, which is an interesting idea until you hear it and realise that it's probably going to make going to sleep involve putting a pillow over my ear again, -sie-ro.

It's funny, i've never known before i just looked it up for this post that the species is actually called the "NOISY MINER" bird. lol.

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Fledglings utter 85 to 100 'chip' calls in a minute.

If you check out the wiki you can note that they are super aggressive towards other birds, usually ganging up on them. I remember on a bushwalk once this poor dove, a dove of all things, natures peaceful plodder, was getting dive bombed whilst roosting on a dried branch. It incensed me so much that i threw a pebble in their direction, did little to distract their attack though. I mean they don't compete for the same food and the dove isn't a predator, nasty fuckers. Why was the dove just sitting their and taking it you say, well there are two possible reasons, firstly it could be that it already been followed from point to point through the bushland, these minerbirds are persistent pests. Secondly it could be that it is so used to these nuisance neighbours that it decided just to sit it out and wait till they got bored or distracted and went away.

Another time a chick had fallen from a nest located high up in a tall eucalypt and was chirping away whilst clumsily moving about on the tarmac of the street that i was walking up. I could hear distress in the elevated calling of the miner birds that were perched on the branches above me, so they must have known about this poor little one's ordeal. Sadly some part of me didn't give a fuck, this was weird, i'm a guy that will step over a column of ants and likewise not crush a weed growing on the path. For my emotions not to have been touched by the sight of a defenceless chick surely in it's last hours, these bloody birds and their bad behaviour must have gotten to me over the years,.

  On 9/12/2014 at 2:27 PM, Djeroek said:

searching my pads folder for the word lush, only 18 results :(

100/100

I'm starting to think about why I don't have a girlfriend. Like really, wtf am I doing wrong? Even stupidier/lazier folks than me have better luck. I'm consider myself normal in appearance and dude common I always fucking try hard to do my best and be outstanding. But then again, girls prefer other guys.

Its a pretty long story but yeah I'm starting to get worried.

first world teenage problems

Are you in university? If you can't get sex there, there's no hope for you my friend. Start saving up for that android. heeh.

my flat is full of insects and i love some of them (postcard secret)

  On 9/14/2014 at 3:01 AM, delet... said:

Are you in university? If you can't get sex there, there's no hope for you my friend. Start saving up for that android. heeh.

Yeah, I'm at university. But it's not about getting laid and having my dick squeezed, I'm talking about real "love". It might sound arrogant but the only reason why I still don't have a gf is cuz i don't want to. There are zillions of girls, I can pick any one and with some clever tricks get laid and have a relationship, but that's the problem, i don't want "anyone", I want the real perfect one for me. Am I asking too much? Should I conform myself? Like I already said, I can "get in love" with any girl, at least in the sexual part, but I have always thought that the girl that's perfect for me is the one that gets in love with me, and that's hard LOL. Fuck.

no, but really. i have some plants lying around and i found a chrysalis under a leaf. i was chuffed!

i could see the caterpillar through the cocoon, it was green, and eventually it started to turn brown and to shrink. yesterday i found the cocoon had a hole, so i missed the moment the moth hatches. but wait, this morning i'm looking at the empty cocoon, moving it with my finger, and suddenly a moth flies! it hadn't actually hatched and the transformation is only half complete. i'm really sorry, i really hope the moth doesn't die! it's now standing upside-down on (under?) a door lintel.

also logakght, i think it's easier to fall in love if you actually flirt with girls you just sorta like. ymmv i guess

also, my flat really is full of insects. i just don't give a fuck i guess but i wonder if i should worry

man, poor moth, i hope it's ok. i just wanted to be friends : (

  On 9/12/2014 at 8:01 PM, chenGOD said:

my own FWP in a third-world country - my stomach has become too soft....can't fight off bacteria like I used to. For three days this week every time I went to take a shit it was literally like pissing out of my arse. And I was full of gas cause I was scared to fart for fear of sharting all over the office.

 

Try eating more natural yogurt to introduce good bacterias to stomach lining, unless your stomach is super bad against yogurt then...Idk.

I eat yogurt every day for lunch and my stomach is as strong as an Ox. I reckon it could beat ebola.

(I still get seasick easy tho :/)

I did eat lots of yogurt prior to coming here, and I picked some up this weekend actually. it's mostly just the lack of hygienic practices in general in Burma.

I'll be praying for that moth poble

my fwp is Swans' latest albums are too good AND too long. I'd love to listen to them all the way through but damn, 2 hours, come on

  On 9/14/2014 at 10:24 PM, ThatSpanishGuy said:

I'll be praying for that moth poble

 

my fwp is Swans' latest albums are too good AND too long. I'd love to listen to them all the way through but damn, 2 hours, come on

Ya, double albums are kind of a bitch. Only one that warrants its run time is Stars of the Lid- And their refinement of the decline, imo

  On 9/14/2014 at 10:08 PM, chenGOD said:

I did eat lots of yogurt prior to coming here, and I picked some up this weekend actually. it's mostly just the lack of hygienic practices in general in Burma.

got gastro myself at the moment. bleeding and errythang. not nice.

  On 9/14/2014 at 10:08 PM, chenGOD said:

I did eat lots of yogurt prior to coming here, and I picked some up this weekend actually. it's mostly just the lack of hygienic practices in general in Burma.

I know how you feel, I think.

In Peru this year I was basically sick all month. I still had an awesome time but it really sucks being sick. I lost like 9 or maybe 11lbs due to the sickness.

Feel better soon man!

  On 9/14/2014 at 10:08 PM, chenGOD said:

I did eat lots of yogurt prior to coming here, and I picked some up this weekend actually. it's mostly just the lack of hygienic practices in general in Burma.

what are you doing in burma if you dont mind me asking

lol

i just fell ONTO my computer chair and broke one of the arms off, lol, fuck.

i'm so pissed off miss new york won miss america. the runner up (forget) and miss florida were head damagingly hot (oh yeah, and miss south dakota too)