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  On 9/15/2014 at 8:04 AM, Nebraska said:

i'm so pissed off miss new york won miss america. the runner up (forget) and miss florida were head damagingly hot (oh yeah, and miss south dakota too)

 

what was with miss new york's talent? wtf...

  On 9/15/2014 at 7:42 AM, yek said:

i just fell ONTO my computer chair and broke one of the arms off, lol, fuck.

oh snap

 

 

  On 9/15/2014 at 8:04 AM, Nebraska said:

i'm so pissed off that a blonde won miss america.

 

fyxt

 

 

  On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said:

To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean.

 

  On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said:

you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence

 

  On 9/15/2014 at 8:19 AM, yek said:

 

  On 9/15/2014 at 8:04 AM, Nebraska said:

i'm so pissed off miss new york won miss america. the runner up (forget) and miss florida were head damagingly hot (oh yeah, and miss south dakota too)

 

what was with miss new york's talent? wtf...

 

 

yeah. that was hilarious. and her evening dress sucked. i mean, who wears an evening dress with shoulder pads anymore?

 

  On 9/15/2014 at 8:36 AM, ambermonk said:

 

  On 9/15/2014 at 8:04 AM, Nebraska said:

i'm so pissed off that a blonde won miss america.

 

fyxt

 

 

 

but miss florida and the runner up (who i wanted to win) were both blondes.

  On 9/15/2014 at 8:04 AM, Nebraska said:

i'm so pissed off miss new york won miss america. the runner up (forget) and miss florida were head damagingly hot (oh yeah, and miss south dakota too)

 

 

I just went through every photo from the official website and found one face so unbearable that i had to google it, sure i'd googled others too, but this seemed unbelievable, looked very shopped.

 

The top pic is the one that i'm talking about it is the Miss America bio pic for miss south dakota, meridith gould.

 

Miss-South-Dakota---Meridith-Gould.jpg

 

Note how the face appears ever so slightly expanded, to trigger the uncanny valley effect in the viewer.

 

Because this is what she really looks like, note that the features of the face are not so large on the head any more. And she is quite naturally lovely, unlike 99% of the other contestants.

 

 

I'd say that this lady was the main competition for Miss shoe-in New York (who strangely unlike most of the other competitors had a bio picture that was in an outdoor setting and looked like it was done by a decent photographer in a proper photoshoot, whereas the other lady's photoshoots appear to have been the result of a combination of an extraordinarily crap mall photographer, a 90's strip mall hair and make-up joint and that place that the poor side of town goes to get hire their prom night clothes).

A member of the non sequitairiate.

  On 9/15/2014 at 8:52 AM, delet... said:

I'd say that this lady was the main competition for Miss shoe-in New York (who strangely unlike most of the other competitors had a bio picture that was in an outdoor setting and looked like it was done by a decent photographer in a proper photoshoot, whereas the other lady's photoshoots appear to have been the result of a combination of an extraordinarily crap mall photographer, a 90's strip mall hair and make-up joint and that place that the poor side of town goes to get hire their prom night clothes).

 

the funny thing about miss new york is i thought all her choices (from suitsuit and evening wear to her final comments about rape on college campuses) to be disastrous. i couldn't even understand how she kept progressing.

 

miss ohio doing the ventriloquist thing too was embarrassing to watch, but maybe that explains coming from ohio

 

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Edited by Nebraska

New York was terrible but she is looking for a career as a politician or perhaps working in a lobbyist firm first or something eventually and people are helping her on that road by padding her resume with something that appeals to both the male and female demographic, former miss something winner. So it didn't matter how badly she bombed, imO theory based on cursory askance glance at the matter with some context only in the sense that i'm cynical enough about the world now that this seems probable to me. Either that or someone bought her win for her birthday or to win a bet or something.

A member of the non sequitairiate.

Sincerely,

Villiams

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

  On 9/14/2014 at 3:21 AM, poblequadrat said:

also, my flat really is full of insects. i just don't give a fuck i guess but i wonder if i should worry

man, poor moth, i hope it's ok. i just wanted to be friends : (

 

goodbye hooorseeeesssss...

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  On 9/15/2014 at 2:05 PM, MadameChaos said:

 

  On 9/14/2014 at 3:21 AM, poblequadrat said:

also, my flat really is full of insects. i just don't give a fuck i guess but i wonder if i should worry

man, poor moth, i hope it's ok. i just wanted to be friends : (

 

goodbye hooorseeeesssss...

 

 

lol, creepy!

  On 9/15/2014 at 1:59 AM, StephenG said:

 

  On 9/14/2014 at 10:08 PM, chenGOD said:

I did eat lots of yogurt prior to coming here, and I picked some up this weekend actually. it's mostly just the lack of hygienic practices in general in Burma.

 

I know how you feel, I think.

 

In Peru this year I was basically sick all month. I still had an awesome time but it really sucks being sick. I lost like 9 or maybe 11lbs due to the sickness.

 

Feel better soon man!

 

Oh I felt better by the weekend, took it easy and am right as ever now. Cheers though.

 

  On 9/15/2014 at 2:02 AM, Deer said:

 

  On 9/14/2014 at 10:08 PM, chenGOD said:

I did eat lots of yogurt prior to coming here, and I picked some up this weekend actually. it's mostly just the lack of hygienic practices in general in Burma.

 

what are you doing in burma if you dont mind me asking

 

An internship at the Canadian Embassy.

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

My doctor said I need to reprogram my sleep patterns. Now I have to wake up at 8am every morning. Previously I'd sleep through 'til noon everyday. Thank God for coffee.

 

Actually it's only been a problem the first few mornings. It's been almost a week now and already I'm getting used to it, I think. I'm getting to sleep easier too. Getting longer days allows me more things to do. I'm glad he motivated me to do this.

 

^ First world problem mixed with a first world success.

On my way to first nightshift of seven.

 

First one is always a bit nerve wracking as you don't know who you're gonna be paired with or where you'll be working....

  On 9/15/2014 at 5:38 PM, MadameChaos said:

my lunchtime bagel went horribly wrong :cerious:

 

I think the main problem here is that you wanted to eat a bagel.

I swear there's some certain something missing in this track I finished (potentially) last month... but every extra thing i add kills the vibe completely. I don't know if I'm just psyching myself out over it needing something extra. Usually the answers are obvious, but this time I am uncertain! What does it mean???? *has early midlife crisis*

Edited by Zephyr_Nova
  On 9/17/2014 at 4:43 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

I swear there's some certain something missing in this track I finished (potentially) last month... but every extra thing i add kills the vibe completely. I don't know if I'm just psyching myself out over it needing something extra. Usually the answers are obvious, but this time I am uncertain! What does it mean???? *has early midlife crisis*

Link me up in a PM. I'd love to give some feedback or hear what you've got goin' on! =D

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

Thanks for the interest, SG. I think I found the solution, which ended up being super subtle, but it fixed the track for me... I think. I've been thinking about posting something in YLC, so perhaps I'll do that with this one --will give you the head's up if I post it!

cheers man, I always hit up the ekt/ylc threads. =)

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

People in my state drive like fucking idiots.

That's it.

 

  On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said:

To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean.

 

  On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said:

you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence

 

Both are correct.

 

  On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said:

To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean.

 

  On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said:

you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence

 

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